shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I mean, if the kid's parents constantly talk poo poo about Biden and how he should burn in hell I could see an 8 year old internalizing that.

If you ask an 8 year old who the think should be president, 99% of the time they'll say whoever their parents think.

# ¿ May 2, 2022 07:14

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 20:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

tpink posted:

Literally came in here to post something from Quora, which to me at least, has been a hitherto undiscovered rich vein of STDH. (And holy cow, that is some wildly offensive but absolutely hilarious STDH.)

https://qr.ae/pvAcsj

I bet dollars to doughnuts that the real story is that this guy had his rear end kicked and had to have the guards come in and rescue him by transferring him to another pod. Bet on it.

Probably more likely he either never was arrested or only served a couple weeks and nothing serious happened to him.

# ¿ May 18, 2022 19:14

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Putting butter on a cat to try and teach it to clean itself is so dumb I kinda think it's not something you would think to make up.

# ¿ Jul 25, 2022 18:45

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sebmojo posted:

It was a traditional thing to do to a cat when you moved, butter on the paws so it licked it off, but made no sense at all.

Janet was putting butter on like, the cat's fur and whatnot.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2022 02:23

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