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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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genetic_knockout posted:

Are you my husband??

Are you Jo Brand?

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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*AAh!* See, he's autistic.

I think the problem was taking your child to a psychiatrist in an Adam Sandler movie.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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You mean she had trouble telling apart million, billion, trillion and so on? Cause now I'm imagining you whispering "ninety-nine thousand and one." to her. :mmmhmm:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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That's the most elaborate "rest of set pls" ever.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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God, this picture makes me feel good.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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kizudarake posted:

For the love of God, Dagneau!
Yes, deepenau, for the love of God!

And he didn't know it, but that was the last time, they would see each other alive again.

Haha, that is on point.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The kids are calling it "Dino DNA." Eyewitness News has the report.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Love how the dudes writing those stories are always like "I was a super great husband, but things weren't going so well so I doubled up on being awesomer still"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

Like this classic bullshit that's been floating around the internet for years, and goes to the front page of Imgur like every drat week


Dude in the 3 am walk story told the guys on the bench how he got an Evee. Is this just a continuing story of a white kid living and learning about Pokemon as he encounters Magical Negroes?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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MonoAus posted:

gently caress boys?

She came here to catch Pokemon and gently caress boys...

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Ha ha I killed Kenny :evilgrin:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I love that story, and how everytime people ask for clarification, he explains something no one was asking.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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And that customer's name was Osama Bin Laden.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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"Eric, did you print you those reports like I asked?"
"No I spent all day making this image macro! Some imgurian gave me a +1 even though he doesn't believe me because he hates feminazis!"
"*sigh* I'm a saint for keeping you on"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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HOOLY BOOLY posted:

"Child, why do you, a mere babe of 12 years, know of such filth? I do not condone this!

What kind of dumbfuck 12-year old is going to tell their parent about internet porn? Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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When I first read the potato story I was like "who is this stupid bullshit supposed to fool?" but it cracks me up now for how it spirals out of control.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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The fact that he emphatically lets them stay one night is such a weird detail. Is he trying to balance out his alabaster saint story with making sure he doesn't look like a sucker who gets taken advantage of? Maybe it's intentionally fake.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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In a different flat, please. Signed, your British neighbour.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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chitoryu12 posted:

Quick as a wink, that Latino/Asian man was!

Gonzalez Fukushi, the ghost panty-cutter.

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