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NonzeroCircle posted:One of my service users gets mega constipated due to his meds and will lie about when he last pooped. Literally poo poo that didn't happen. Do you tell him he's full of poo poo?
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The world record for running speed is 27.8 mph. So just twenty minutes or so if boyfriend is as fast as Usain Bolt with unlimited stamina and is literally Captain America.
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cyberia posted:Overtly sexual / flirtatious behaviour in children can be a sign that they have been molested or abused in some way, just to add another layer of creepy to your experiences Overtly sexual behavior in 16 year olds is a sign they are 16 years old.
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Apr 30, 2016 06:57
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chitoryu12 posted:poo poo, even a .22 pistol has been tested to penetrate interior walls just fine. There's extremely little in the way of ammo that won't pass into another room if you miss. The only surefire way to not risk it is to not miss the burglar. Drywall is surprisingly not very resistant to bullets.
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Biplane posted:British Texas sounds like it'd be the worst place in the universe The Republic of Texas had fairly good relations with the British Empire (if only out of desperation for allies), and Britain hoped to use it as a counterweight to the United States, even offering to guarantee Texas' borders against the US and Mexico to try to ward off US annexation. Britain's antislavery stance and unwillingness to piss off Mexico by officially recognizing the republic torpedoed it, though.
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Jun 7, 2016 17:32
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Guy was probably one of those fuckers who thinks the corporate-mandated politeness and smiling is a personal invitation.
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Jun 19, 2016 19:32
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EmmyOk posted:You guys must think the bible was a much sexier book than it actually is. "My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock." - Song of Songs 5:4-5
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Jun 22, 2016 04:44
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I think it's funny how they think a "mean look" in the real world is something intimidating.
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Tunicate posted:Hot girl caught fire, plz advize. Trap sprung, Ghost Rider located
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Aug 27, 2016 05:16
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hyperhazard posted:What launches it into stdh is the cartoonishly evil customer Nah, that part is real.
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Aug 29, 2016 02:21
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Pretty much all our profanities are centuries old, Victorian teenagers would've been cursing with gently caress and poo poo just like we do.
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Oct 11, 2016 05:49
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Khazar-khum posted:Istanbul Absolutely heretical.
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Oct 22, 2016 17:25
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oldpainless posted:I don't get the pledge thing either. The fact you decide to continue to live in and pay taxes to a country shows your devotion more than a pledge The Pledge was invented during the last wave of mass immigration from Europe, and was meant to emphasize the cutting of ties to the Old World and embracing their new American identity. And to sell flags to schools.
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Jan 5, 2017 05:23
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Prism posted:Does this come up for you regularly? Saturn's parachute account spotted.
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Apr 13, 2017 02:47
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ElGroucho posted:That reminds me of an "A black dude talked to me on the train about Goku and I was like whoa" thing Everybody loves Dragonball. The great unifier of humanity is our desire to scream at the top of our lungs and punch aliens in the face.
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Apr 30, 2017 06:30
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chitoryu12 posted:Also the film completely ruins the message it tries to tell: Wonder Woman shanks the dude she thinks is Ares and is dismayed when it doesn't end the war, and the real Ares tells her that man is inherently corrupt and he just gives them the tools to use themselves.....but as soon as he's killed, all the German soldiers stop fighting and start laughing and hugging each other and World War I ends in the next scene. It could've been framed better, but The War was ending anyway. The heroes were trying to stop Ares/Ludendorff from sabotaging the armistice.
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Catberry posted:Why is it that whenever a person is given the chance to pass judgement on another person it always turns to poo poo I feel like the biggest part of the problem is anybody who implements that poo poo always goes for a graduated scale, but only accepts perfect scoring.
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Jul 29, 2017 15:06
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:#GodShot  ?
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Jul 30, 2017 00:06
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:What's that theory that says humans have come so close to annihilating ourselves so many times, against staggering odds, which means we now live in an incredibly unlikely and therefore bizarre and ridiculous version of the universe We actually went to nuclear war back in the 70s. All this is some hosed up Vault-Tec experiment.
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Jul 30, 2017 17:45
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Leavemywife posted:My little one is about a year old and if I dare to have a bowl of ice cream and she sees it, I'll be howled at until I give up the goods. I've gotta hide to have ice cream. "Gee, Byzantine, why don't you wanna have kids?" 
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Jul 30, 2017 18:59
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Ytlaya posted:I would even go as far as to say that the people who are particularly obnoxious about it (with the aforementioned "crotchspawn/breeders" stuff and the childfree folks) often secretly want to have a family and just tell themselves how terrible it is as a way to cope with not having their desires fulfilled. Sorta like someone who doesn't get something they want and then says "WELL I DIDN'T REALLY WANT IT ANYWAYS." Or it's because if you ever mention that you don't have or want kids, you get stared at like you just grew another head and then swarmed with "who'll take care of you when you're old" "you'll change your mind" "you were a kid too!" "no see, constant screaming is actually cool and good" "i can't eat ice cream without hiding in a locked off room, but you're weird!" etc. etc. and it really gets loving old.
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GreenMetalSun posted:barely-legal child One of the more interesting reactions to paedophiles is to expand the definition of "child" to cover adults.
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sweeperbravo posted:Mein Klass ES IST MEIN KLASS
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Nov 30, 2017 02:27
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:historically Catholics have been Greek
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Dec 4, 2017 15:10
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Jay Rust posted:Yes it does work sometimes, if the people are right for it. Why wouldn’t it? Just like communism.
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chitoryu12 posted:I think that if it wasn't Wonder Woman, it wouldn't have been nearly as well-received. I thought it was okay (which makes it the best DCU movie by far), but people acted like it's the second coming of Christ. Yeah, it's more the second coming of Athena
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Jan 9, 2018 15:17
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hot take: i like ares' mustache
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Jan 10, 2018 04:00
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Gambor posted:I know this is from last page, but whatever. The war was already ending. The whole thing was to stop Ares from loving up the armistice going into effect.
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Jan 17, 2018 04:42
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More like oldmerciless
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Jun 2, 2018 22:06
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It's been years and I still read it first as MTGOX, that old bitcoin exchange that imploded
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goddamnedtwisto posted:That's leaving aside the massive amount of cross-pollination that happened in the lead-up to the Renaissance (which would have been impossible without Islamic scholarship) Eh, the biggest kick off was Byzantine scholars fleeing the Muslim conquest of Greece, bringing long-lost (to the West) classical texts with them. Islamic scholarship was in a downward swing after the Mongols loving annihilated Baghdad, one of the world's greatest centers of learning, in 1258, and they never had the Ancient Greek texts that Byzantium preserved. Not to dispute your overall message, though. In fact, one of the crusading knightly orders is still around, the Knights Hospitallier - and they're currently working to help the refugees in the Mediterranean and Syria.
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Ain't no rule you can't pledge your soul to Ares.
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:Ah yes, the aggressive customer database Utopia
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Sep 2, 2018 23:24
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I think you're stretching. Childfree poo poo is a reaction to heavy social pressure that if you're not married and cranking out kids by 25 you're broken. The constant nagging about "when are you giving us grandchildren?", that kind of thing.
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Angry Salami posted:Cats and left-wing activism have a long history. 
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Paladinus posted:Going to take a lot to take that stereotype away from them. And unfortunately there is nothing that even a hundred men (or more) could ever do about it. drat
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Jurgan posted:My sister-in-lawnis terrified of giraffes for some reason. Also, they’re statistically the gayest mammals. I've heard of deep throating, but this is ridiculous!
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chitoryu12 posted:A girl in high school seriously tried that. She was nuts and alienated all her friends, so she fell over in front of them and lightly tapped her head on the ground. She woke up doing the “Who are you? Where am I?” routine. ...I mean, I'm kind of impressed by the commitment.
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lol if you aren't a Sun worshiper
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I kinda loved the Marvel stuff when I went to Universal. It’s all very 90s time capsule and was nostalgic as heck.
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