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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.
 
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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ratjaculation posted:

I want to see the other story from this stallion

So I died and went to heaven, right? And then I met God, like, YHVH God with a capital G, and He was actually a She with Really Bang-rear end Titties, and She invited me to Her Bedroom with all her Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff and we played games and then I banged Her until She gave birth to a New Universe and now I'm a God too complete with Really Bang-rear end Titties and then this Sexy Hot-rear end Stud died and came to visit me and I invitied him to my Bedroom with all my Xboxes and Playstations and other cool stuff to play games and maybe bang Me a bit

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.