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I think it's pretty telling that every chance he had to fix his marriage, he clearly either puts in minimal effort to fix it, or just doesn't even try. It's very clear that it's either made up or he just hated women going into this relationship. Considering it's Reddit, it's probably both.
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Byzantine posted:Guy was probably one of those fuckers who thinks the corporate-mandated politeness and smiling is a personal invitation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&t=45s first thing that came to mind.
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ElGroucho posted:Listen, I like playing dress up as much as anyone, but these people are loving retarded. I wish we could kick them off the planet. looking at the pictures in the link I can see why they were asked to leave. They honestly look like they're cosplaying or something. The dude's suit looks loving stupid and unprofessional as well.
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The Snoo posted:Also they both look like sofas This is perfect, they look like sofas your grandma would have, I can't not see it now.
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Noyemi K posted:
This reads like he got stabbed and woke up in the hospital.
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Khazar-khum posted:
This guy thinks people are creeped out by his "evil laugh" when in reality they just want him to shut the gently caress up, since he's clearly forcing it to seem edgy.
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Sep 19, 2016 14:00
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Jerry Cotton posted:Think about this one for a moment: The Flash has gotten really passive aggressive lately.
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Samizdata posted:ESPECIALLY when it flashes blue. I assume it was because you showed them your anus.
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Guys, she's clearly going to home school the poor kid, so bad records don't matter.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Would you even be able to tell if a cat or dog had austism? Is that even a thing they can legitimately have? If so, why would you give a poo poo? Yay your cat doesnt have autism but aww now it has rabies You know your cat has autism if you put one of the pet cameras on its collar and all you see are trains and elevators.
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Haha I broke a ride that probably costs a few hundred thousand dollars! I'm totally the good guy of the story!
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Sep 26, 2017 15:29
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That kid's response totally reads like he just read a wiki article about lawsuits then barfed up a post.
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Dec 11, 2017 19:56
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Holy poo poo, this man has never met a child in his life.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Concept: steampunk style alternate history, but all the machines are powered by dogs Dogpunk
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Oh my God, I forgot about mall ninjas, anyone have a link handy?
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Sep 15, 2021 16:11
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Stack Machine posted:https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ should scratch the itch. Thank you, there is so much to unpack in these posts its all gold. I love that these guys believe that mall cops are action movie stars and it all starts with a dude believing he has enemies wanting to assassinate him.
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Skwirl posted:I have an issue figuring out where the delusion starts. Like, is he even a mall cop, or did he get turned down from that job for being too unstable? I'm not sure about that but he definitely got rejecting from the military and the police, and by at least one cute guy he liked.
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Sep 17, 2021 15:13
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Oh gently caress thats reminds me of that crazy lady who was treating a baby Yoda doll as a child. I really hope that's not her.
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Last time I saw that shared it was a random teacher some rando had in school. Good to see it's even more believable now.
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