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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Takeout, breakfast cereal, frozen pizza, ramen, anything with instructions reading "remove film before microwaving" drat bro great story, I hope you let her know how loving pathetic that is.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 16:34 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:05 |
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That dude wants to gently caress Jesse.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 03:29 |
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Thin Privilege posted:My sighs got louder and my eyes rolled farther into my head with each one. I don't know why this particular group was so incredibly irritating. It's because in one he refers to himself as a trooper twice.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 03:21 |
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Ghostbusters 2 was a bad movie. Ghostbusters 1 wasn't that great to begin with. If you don't agree you're a nerd. In this tropers opinion of course.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 21:35 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Friends This troper's wife most definitely settled.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 16:55 |
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That's a great troper impression you got there
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 14:11 |
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Samizdata posted:Through hook or crook, this troper ended up with several lockers at the biggest high school he attended which were all over the campus. He would park stuff in various lockers to make the trip easier. Later he spun things into a timesharing arrangement with others, which funded his soda and snack habit whilst at school. Sorry man, this is pretty damning
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:39 |
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Are we just telling our own troper stories now?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2016 13:34 |
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Furia posted:Uhhh... Disgust/imgur hates women
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 23:56 |
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Yeah like, it's sad because my girlfriend committed suicide but wait, no, I just shot her because she left me. Perfect imgur joke, sure it got some upvotes. fp edit: wow send boobs also did you know men are 200 times more likely to commit suicide and succeed than women? Let's raise some awareness people
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 00:05 |
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So just those two options?
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 21:38 |
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Whitlam posted:Sorry, should have clarified. It wasn't weed, it was ice/meth, so nah. I slept perfectly fine and will continue to. Also fwiw pretty sure the dumb person is the one who took selfies on a phone with lots of pictures and texts about manufacturing and distributing, and didn't even put a passcode on the phone. Nah it was pretty clear, goons can just be stupid.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 23:08 |
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God I love troper tales
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 16:28 |
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Man I always figured having an autistic kid would be hard for so many reasons but one of them I never thought about is that they'd be so autistic they wouldn't be able to understand racism and then spend all day arguing about it on the internet. Real eye opening stuff here.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 21:51 |
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RoboRodent posted:owns a bat'leth. RoboRodent posted:not a goddamn moron. Yeah right buddy
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 21:49 |
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Thank God Quinlan only checked imgur when he was stopped at a red light. So responsible!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 02:45 |
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Maybe you're just really undervaluing her juggling, ever thought of that?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 01:16 |
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Where's the packets of french onion soup?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 01:42 |
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Yes, the teacher is the snowflake
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 22:31 |
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I'll take the kid who brings his Bernie action figure everywhere over those two any day thank you very much
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 19:34 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:I want to shop wherever you folks shop that the cashiers aren't always commenting on your purchases. Half the time, people are either asking me "Is this good? How would I cook this?" and the like, or making hilarious jokes like "Looks like you're having a party! Am I invited?" Ugh one time a cashier at Trader Joe's asked me to name my favorite item from what I was buying and then what I did for a living and then what my weekend plans were. I just want to buy groceries.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 07:29 |
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Because it's the meme used to convey the most basic of accomplishments, it'll be around for as long as there's some nerd out there summoning up the courage to interact with girl (forever)
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 06:53 |
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Man instead of fam? What is this 2002?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 00:40 |
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Blurred posted:whacky vagina convo I hate this person
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 21:19 |
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Really testing the limit of how implausible a story can get while still having a goon let everyone know it could have happened.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 20:47 |
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EmmyOk posted:They are both p clearly mocking typical STDH tropes, please tell me I have a tiny brain and I am missing your meta jokes because it's impossible you don't realise they are jokes. I don't know, I could really see this happening!
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 23:57 |
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gschmidl posted:
I couldn't see this happening
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 22:56 |
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The STDH that are obvious revenge fantasies about something that probably did happen are always the saddest ones. The extra reaction lines completely destroy any sense of empathy though.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 16:34 |
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I can't be the only one who 100% games then threw away the game and bought it again can I?
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 19:12 |
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Well I think this one definitely happened
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 20:52 |
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Did he just call his friend a dickface?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 15:10 |
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White people looking for that type of validation don't care about racism they care about looking like one of the good ones.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 21:22 |
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So you're saying making someone wait an hour past the scheduled time of an interview reflects poorly on that company? Wow never thought of it like that before.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 14:51 |
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When it comes to tattoos it's always important to remember that literally no one on this earth cares about your opinion on tattoos. And if you ever find yourself in a situation where you're sharing your opinions on tattoos you've definitely hosed up in some way.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 15:47 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 20:05 |
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life is killing me posted:I really don't understand the need to get tattoos and piercings that are visible in business casual and then wonder why organizations and corporations don't want to hire you. It seems like you do care actually.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 17:03 |