shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 05:45

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les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 03:53

les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

moerketid posted:

poo poo that did happen:

I was having a general abdominal ultrasound a few weeks ago. The nice operator lady piped up "Oh, you have a lovely spleen!"

It's not quite as good as a pristine vagina but I'll take it.

I got an ultrasound for abdominal/pelvic pain when I was younger and the tech said I had very textbook anatomy and called in students to take a look because it'd be a good learning moment. Sometimes doctors do weird things.

Speaking of, why would you take a kid to a psychiatrist for bullying? Psychiatrists manage diagnosis and medication. :psyduck:

They don't manage therapy. That's psychologists.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 20:47

les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

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how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

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I know this is a hypothetical question, but I have to tell you my glorious trainwreck of a nerd life.

So I basically met my husband because I yelled across the room to a random girl at anime club (who was talking about doing a Seras Victoria cosplay) that she should cosplay with me >.> We became friends, and sure enough did a Seras & Alucard cosplay together.

And then months later, I was crossplaying as Roy Mustang and my Seras friend introduced me to another girl, who introduced me to this dude who was playing Pokemon HG. I had just gotten SS, so I wanted to trade with him. And idk, apparently this guy thought the crosdressing nerd who wanted his pokemon was attractive. And now five years later, we�re married.

Also, one of my friends is in her current relationship because my bf had a League of Legends ringtone and forgot to silence his phone in class.

So, like, this fandom thing works, kids.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2016 06:03

les enfants Terrific!: Dec 12, 2008

There's an entire repository for STDH revenge fantasies!

Mad about littering?

Vandalize their property!

Upset at your parents for reasonably expecting you to take care of your living space?

You sure showed them by doing exactly what they wanted!

Your cat literally doesn't understand any of this!

But congratulations on getting "petty revenge" on an animal, I guess.

# ¿ May 9, 2016 02:34

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