yeah I eat rear end posted:

That kind of stdh was all over the place in middle/highschool. The kind where everyone knows they are full of poo poo about meeting celebrities (or having an uncle that works at nintendo on the opposite side of the social spectrum) but nobody wants to question it because they don't want to be ostracized from the group.

Turtlicious posted:

here is some stdh.txt that i wrote. i would like to share it with you.

my girlfriend finally realized that we are intellectual equals, even though she has a masters degree in genetics and i work in a strip mall for minimum wage repairing computers. it was all because i proved to her that even though neither of us were credentialled in sociology, i technically knew more because i took a few college credits of a semi-related class and she did not. it was at [state university located in southern california.]

thank you for sharing this moment with me!

e: omg thanks to your overwhelming response we are getting married!

e2: thank you for helping pay for the wedding at patreon.com/USCMarriedCouple

ZDar Fan posted:

https://twitter.com/LiberalLecter/status/1002364542335291393

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Devour Christian: black metal band or new kind of vore fetish?

Haifisch posted:

dovetaile posted:

What the gently caress is Black Wednesday?

Len posted:

I can't handle their sweet tea it's entirely too sweet. Presumably from the literal pounds of sugar in each batch

Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

https://twitter.com/JustJeremyHeyYo/status/1139782173442138112?s=19

mng posted:

That's a loaf of bread.

Doughy!

mng posted:

This is worse than smooth sharks

Laterite posted:

https://twitter.com/FrDaveNix/status/1150500639522189312

Skwirl posted:

Why would you wait in the garage and not by where your sister would pick up her checked luggage?

Skwirl posted:

What? No they don't. Baggage claim is always full of people waiting for friends and family to get off the plane.

Unless you mean they get antsy if you wait in the parking garage. Which yeah, I could see. Most airports have a cellphone lot where you wait to get a phonecall to pick someone up. But no one is walking around there and there wouldn't be anywhere to run off to.

bike tory posted:

If you don't make sure your best friends get really good blow jobs by giving them yourself, you're a bad friend.

GreenMetalSun posted:

clit-jean j/o session

Dienes posted:

Can you come up with a non-rapist to hold up as a shining example of a father of girls?

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/doubiebass/status/1251279576342421505?s=21

BrigadierSensible posted:

So America doesn't charge for plastic bags then?

In Australia a lot of places will charge you 5c for a plastic bag, (Coles and Woolworths actually sell heavy duty re-usable branded plastic bags for 15c). There was a lot of kerfuffle at first, but now everybody just brings their own bags to do the shopping, and if they forget pay the 5/15c idiot tax.