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In the end she just throws money at a man instead of decently handing it to him. What a loving bitch
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 16:59 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:33 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Poop is really just the absence of not-poop. That's not the same though
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 23:24 |
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Eponine posted:What do people who think a mediocre spaghetti dinner is romantic and fancy eat on the regular? This is a serious question. I'm not a great chef and it's not like I plate my meals, but what do you usually eat that makes that special? Probably the food is always ordered at a burger place or just tossed in a microwave straight from a can or box. Maybe the dude spent more than 30 seconds of effort doing it and that makes it special for them.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 22:38 |
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Uhh how about you do what I do and cry that you're hungry like a giant dumb baby until someone else comes along and makes food for you.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 23:21 |
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genetic_knockout posted:Are you my husband?? I am every husband
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 04:28 |
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(Farts loudly and coughs)
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 04:32 |
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I'm p sure you says a person has autism, not call them autistic.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 16:20 |
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When in doubt just use the phrase (person) has "a touch of the 'tism"
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 02:59 |
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A panic attack? I'll be right over in 40 minutes just let me put on my gold medal i got for being the fastest motherfucker in history
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 18:10 |
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I'm pleased to announce you are in shape. Thanks doctor. HAES Of course that shape is round. How rude (dies at 44 after ten years of poor quality of life)
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 20:56 |
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She doesn't understand either time or distance. Or both.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 21:32 |
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I was on a team where everyone was given participation trophies including the kid with Down Syndrome (me) so everyone who got one suffered from low self-esteem from being told they were no better than a retard.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 13:30 |
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Also no alcohol in its system as well
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 12:52 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:I think he was being tongue in cheek. You can't assume anything when it comes to posters on something awful
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# ¿ May 6, 2016 05:32 |
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Nice
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# ¿ May 8, 2016 07:55 |
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That's pretty disgusting
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# ¿ May 11, 2016 19:32 |
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Thst guys pretty cool
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 21:18 |
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Monicro posted:In all fairness y'all do know that kissing and loving are different things, right It doesn't seem like some people do
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 17:31 |
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Paladinus posted:What on earth is manny?
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 23:43 |
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That was the worst thing I've ever read
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# ¿ May 19, 2016 04:40 |
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Is date rape so common everyone in a restaurant has personal experience with it?
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# ¿ May 29, 2016 23:01 |
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Lord Chumley posted:it's a joke you drat idiots Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it's not.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 16:39 |
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hogmartin posted:
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:16 |
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She deserved it
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 16:30 |
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I think that guy is really confused about what prostitution is.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 00:09 |
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I would like links to these studies
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 20:51 |
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Sausage links
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 20:52 |
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It's a good message
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 19:25 |
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I should clarify i thought it was a good message because it used apples. I'm not too sure about the actual content of the story because I didn't read it. I just saw apples and made a snap judgement. I like apples.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2016 20:52 |
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Murphy Brownback posted:Does anyone actually ever "wag their finger" as described near the end of the story outside of cartoons?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 15:30 |
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Selachian posted:The thing that gets me is, I know some of the people who are giving this guy attaboys, and they're not stupid -- but none of them shows a flicker of doubt about this "I confronted a political opponent, turned back all her arguments with the sheer force of pure reason, and left her spluttering helplessly" bullshit story. If you don't pretend to believe other peoples bullshit on the internet, then they are not going to believe yours.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 18:14 |
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In ten years hopefully we will all be dead and the earth reclaimed by nature
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 21:50 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Weatherman I'll pay you three internet dollars to follow oldpainless around for a day and post 'oldpainless more like old____less' every time he says something This is egregious
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 07:51 |
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I feel like the meme presentation should have ended with the teacher seeing the kid get dragged into an empty room by the head cheerleader
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 13:53 |
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That man owed that woman sex after all that effort she put in.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 15:18 |
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A phone is a privilege, not a right.
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 17:25 |
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Aphrodite posted:Plausible with the lawn care guys offering to do it for free. I was that lawn guy
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 04:22 |
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hogmartin posted:Not sure why this is the one thing that gets me from that story, but you could throw a dart at my life from ca. 1984 up to about 1992 and have about 85% odds that I was having PBJ and chocolate milk for lunch. It's not a stark crystallized moment in time, it's kid's food for a kid. I figure putting in a random "fact" like that is seen as some way to prove the story.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 22:19 |
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puck puck goose posted:Does the whole jock/nerd dynamic even exist anymore More popular kids still make fun of and pick on kids who have no friends/are nerds/are really really different than other students if that's what you're asking.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 02:49 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2024 21:33 |
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Is this in North America?
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 18:24 |