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"Meninist?" Whatever happened to "chauvinist?" I guess "masculist" could work too, at least it mirrors the word "feminist" properly, but I have to draw the line at "meninist." I don't want this poo poo to happen
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 05:57 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:20 |
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bringmyfishback posted:sweet cool mom-ing Jesus lady, what the gently caress happened to "What do you say?"
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 06:58 |
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It's just that a sprig of broccoli happens to look like a bouquet. That's it.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 04:46 |
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Horus Gilgamesh, author of the picture books Awkward Moments (not found in your average) Children's Bible Vols. 1 and 2, produced this quality STDH a couple of months ago:quote:While waiting for the airport shuttle to arrive at my hotel in Dallas this week, I was enjoying a Lone Star waffle and sipping my coffee in the lobby/cafe across from two older gentlemen rambling on and on about Muslims and terrorists and Muslims and abortion and Muslims, and well… you get the idea. I’ll do my best to paraphrase what was actually a lengthy discussion that began when an image of President Obama appeared on the TV screen above the juice machine. I left out the part where Mr. Gilgamesh discusses the picture in Volume 2 of his book illustrating that particular episode.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 17:00 |
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lameborghini's story sounds like the kind of bullshit rumors high schoolers spread about other girls they don't like (e.g. this story). Then thesmashingofpumpkins tries to one-up lameborghini.
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 18:48 |
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2016 23:05 |
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I'm fairly certain this is a joke made at the expense of people who like to brag about how woke their children are
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2016 19:05 |
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ThePlague-Daemon posted:This reads like somebody updated a STDH from the '70s. '70s, nothing, this STDH is nearly a full century old: A book published in 1917, via snopes.com posted:A young woman in Central Park overheard an old negress call to a pickaninny: "Come heah, Exy, Exy!"
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2016 23:20 |
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Xen Tricks posted:That's incredible, I knew it stretched back a while but I can't believe it's literally the exact same racist joke 100 years ago We've come so far!
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 02:38 |
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Power metal bands have been writing fantasy themes into their songs since the mid-1980s. Topical STDH
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 19:37 |
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Choco1980 posted:Libraries like to make a big deal out of "banned books week!" each year, when the "banned" books just mean in pretty much literally every case that some elementary school decided they didn't want it on school grounds, because it would hurt delicate little Timmy's eyes. Though he would have no problem going across town to a book store and buying it himself. Some of the time it doesn't even mean that! The "banned books" complied by the ALA's Office for Intellectual Freedom are actually the "most challenged" books. A book is "challenged" when someone issues a formal complaint to an institution that provides access to books (like a school or a library) saying "This book is not appropriate for your collection and/or curriculum, please remove it." Many of these challenges fail - the institution reviews the use of the book and decides to keep it after all - but the OIF still complies these unsuccessful challenges for their annual statistics. The bigger problem today is self-censorship, i.e., libraries and schools choosing not to put a controversial book in the collection in the first place just because they don't want to deal with the firestorm of criticism the book might cause. FYI, today's the last day of Banned Books Week. Here's the ALA's Top Ten for 2015: OIF posted:1. Looking for Alaska, by John Green E: I think that Banned Books Week is still a good thing because it gets people to read books, even if the books aren't as badly under siege as the ALA might suggest. E2: Also, I should note that probably 70-80% of challenges aren't reported. Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 21:24 on Oct 1, 2016 |
# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:18 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
I can buy it. Kids parrot their parent's opinions all the time.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 04:07 |
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RE: Child-freeness - People do often ask me if I have children and, when I tell them I don't, ask me why. I think asking why someone doesn't have kids is intrusive - unless there's a throne to fill, it's not anybody else's business why a couple doesn't have children - but I don't know how to call people out without making it look like I'm the rude one. Ultimately, I choose not to let it bother me. People tend to accept my explanation; nobody has scolded or insulted me yet. e: Content - Made A Blood Enemy That Day BAKERY | MARGATE, KENT, UK | BAD BEHAVIOR, LANGUAGE & WORDS, PRANK (My job mainly involves emptying sanitary bins in ladies toilets. I’m about to service a bakery when I see a couple get out of a car and go inside.) Man: *with thick Spanish accent* “One loaf of [bread].” Baker: “Okay, that will be a few minutes. There’s just some in the oven.” Me: “Hi, just here to do the bins.” Baker: “Okay, go through.” (As I go through I hear the man speak again.) Man: *in Spanish* “What a loser to do a job like that.” (Once I’m done, I went back out to my van. The couple had gone but their car was still there. I went back inside and asked to borrow some red food colouring. They let me take a very small bottle and I went back to my van, grabbed a tampon that I use to stock machines with, dipped the end in the food colouring, and then left it on the window of his car. When I next went to the bakery they told me they got a giggle out of his reaction.) Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Mar 31, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 18:51 |
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More Not Always Right:quote:Smoking Pot Calling The Kettle… Black quote:Will You See Them Later, Alligator? quote:I’m So Tolerant I Can’t STOP Talking About It! quote:Wish You Could Give Them A Cold Shower quote:Sometimes, The Compliments ARE Complimentary
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 21:13 |
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I bet that Woke Kid is just a case of a kid parroting Mommy or Daddy's own opinions back at them, like, 90% of the time?
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 15:17 |
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Captain Monkey posted:100%. Children's opinions don't tend to be well reasoned, and it's actually kind of strange that you'd think that somehow 10% of literal children were capable of understanding political theories and the world at large enough to have a reasonable opinion that they came up with on their own. I think the 10% are parroting another trusted adult, like a teacher or a grandparent.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 15:57 |
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What is it with these reactionaries making a huge deal about SJWs dyeing their hair blue? Why do they care so much?
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 22:07 |
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oldpainless posted:Like Marge! More like oldhairless Anyway, content:
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 01:00 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:What possible profound realization is there? (That doesn't also lead to a restraining order.) That "seizing the means of production" is like making someone carry your rape baby, in that both involve taking and using something that properly belongs to someone else without permission. It's a disgusting analogy, but then again MinuteMinutiae is a disgusting person.
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# ¿ May 4, 2017 01:39 |
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Verisimilidude posted:My Life as a Teenage Moonlighting Victim "Moonlighting" means working a second job at night. "Gaslighting" might be the abuse tactic you're thinking of.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 06:07 |
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BobbyK posted:I hate this person Not an empty quote
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 21:21 |
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This is probably a parody, but I'm crossposting from the GBS r/incels thread anyway.Pac-Manioc Root posted:Here is a thing that definitely happened, in real life, in the world: (judo is a form of unarmed combat, it doesn't use katanas )
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 17:47 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Also the film completely ruins the message it tries to tell: Wonder Woman shanks the dude she thinks is Ares and is dismayed when it doesn't end the war, and the real Ares tells her that man is inherently corrupt and he just gives them the tools to use themselves.....but as soon as he's killed, all the German soldiers stop fighting and start laughing and hugging each other and World War I ends in the next scene. That bothered me too. "Maybe trying to find the one guy responsible for all the problems and beat the poo poo out of him doesn't solve anything. Oh wait it totally does!" Also I would've liked to see Etta Candy throwing down. Woo woo!
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 21:32 |
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quote:Manager: “[Cashier], I highly doubt that every poor person in the city is lining up to buy fancy ball gowns. Yes, poor teenage girls never want to wear fancy dresses to prom.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 06:47 |
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timefly posted:Their "childhood is basically gone" because they lost video game save files. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7eO-HO7GLI
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 15:27 |
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Trebek posted:haha that stuck out to me too. Her 700 dollar iphone in currently down. But it's cool her and god were on the same page about it. #MyHusbandIsCasuallyMisogynisticTowardsMeButIAmFlatteredByItBecauseItsFramedInTermsOfHowCuteIAm
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 17:07 |
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RoboRodent posted:Why is she hiding cookies in her bathroom? That doesn't sound sanitary. My guess is she likes to eat cookies, but has internalized such intense shame about eating unhealthy food that she feels like she has to "hide" her addiction by eating them in secret. (Hiding alcohol around the house is one of the textbook signs of alcoholism.) She broadcasts this "secret" all across the Internet because admitting to foibles makes her relatable to her followers.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 17:23 |
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I like to imagine the girl who got to open the box does remember the event fondly over 12 years later. It would be so deliciously ironic.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 05:37 |
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People who only like "sophisticated" stuff and look down their noses at people who like pop culture are waaaaay more pathetic than the most lowbrow hick or airhead imaginable Unless they're "intellectual" teenagers, which is annoying but kind of to be expected.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:40 |
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life is killing me posted:Not sure, in this day and age, why a teacher either wouldn't know who one of their students is, or why a teacher wouldn't know one of their students is trans and at least be aware and courteous enough to address that student by their preferred pronoun. Either way this didn't happen but why anyone would think this was believable is beyond me The teacher "smiled [and] apologized," which makes me think they misgendered the kid by accident and understood their mistake when it was pointed out. Doesn't mean this story happened, though. E: Content Not Always Right posted:(My phone number is only two digits off from a local pizzeria’s. I’ve spent my entire life getting occasional wrong-dials from people who accidentally fumbled and hit the wrong number, looking for pizza. One night, it is two am, and our phone rings. I let it go to machine, and am greeted by a rather amusing voicemail from a very drunk man called “Gordon”, who is practically begging for pizza to be delivered to his dorm room at the local college. I try to go back to sleep, but “Gordon” calls back again… and again. On the third call, I answer the phone.) Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 19:23 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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life is killing me posted:Yeah but how do you mis-gender a kid who is in your class presumably 5 days a week, whose preferred gender and pronoun she should have known already? On the first day of school, when you meet them and 20+ other kids for the very first time?
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 19:27 |
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Tunicate posted:It's an obvious blowout At least one person pointed this out (and also that the tire was manufactured in 2011), but Loomer doesn't want to read anything that doesn't validate the "someone slashed my tire" narrative.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 01:55 |
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RhomboidSphinx posted:speaking of anti-vaxxers (this should probably go in IOSM but I didn't get a screenshot), but I saw a facebook post the other day reminding people to get their pets vaccinated. One lady said she refused to with her cat because it's 'proven' to have the same affect on animals as it does in humans - i.e. autism.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 19:31 |
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Please, take this STDH, I'll find you more if you want, just stop with the tattoo chat
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 22:02 |
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What makes this story of a man being denied service at a bar for wearing a Trump hat so believable are the statements he attributes to the staff:NY Post posted:The shake-up started when Piatek and two pals, after a visit to the 9/11 Memorial, ordered drinks at the posh tavern around 6:30 p.m. Jan. 28. Piatek must be very stupid and anyone who believes him is also terrible!
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 18:02 |
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Apparently a lot of cases of mascot characters touching people inappropriately can be chalked up to the face that they wear big bulky gloves (which means they can't feel where they're touching the person) and headpieces (which means they can't see where they're touching). Or at least that's the ready-made excuse mascot actors have when they're accused of the bad touch. E: Snopes quotes a news story about the Pooh actor case. The allegation wasn't that he molested a child, but that he slapped one hard enough to leave a bruise and cause recurring headaches and possible brain damage. quote:[Disney attorney W. Mike] McCray’s first witness was Robert Hill, the actor who portrayed Pooh bear at the park that day. Hill testified that while in costume, his vision and movements are severely restricted. The girl, then nine years old, was tugging at him from behind and, in turning to see who it was, he accidentally struck her with an ear. “We’re trained not to retaliate,” he said. Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 16:16 on Sep 28, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 16:03 |
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I'm DICKHEAD RIIIIICK!
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 16:31 |
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Hecuba posted:This motherfucker from high school is a hatefollow I just can't quit. He's a dragon-shirt-wearing weeaboo Trumper who spews hilariously bad political takes in between "woe is me no gf" and pictures of big titty anime witches. It's called a bat'leth! This qoH can't even get his nerd poo poo right! I know, I know, trap sprung Also the bat'leth seems like an extremely awkward and impractical weapon, I'd take a good old-fashioned longsword or katana as my weeaboo weapon of choice
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 23:34 |
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Brother Entropy posted:no idea on the hairbuns though, that escapes even me Rey wears three buns Shippers loooove them some portmanteau couple names. My favorites are Harmony (Harry Potter/Hermione Granger) SanSan (Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark) and Pepperony (Tony Stark/Pepper Potts).
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 04:29 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 20:20 |
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ilmucche posted:Didn't sandor kidnap sansa to use as leverage if he was captured, or have I remembered the books wrong? SanSan isn't even the most messed-up ship in ASoIaF fandom If there's something worse than Thramsay (Theon Greyjoy/Ramsay Bolton) I don't want to know about it
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 04:52 |