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Farmland Park posted:Yeah I'm actually Norwegian, and I was surprised that Americans found it so amazing that they had sausages with bacon in Norway. In parts of Norway we also have hot dogs with soft waffles as the bread. We have frozen pancake-wrapped sausage on a stick that you can by in grocery stores
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 13:54 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 01:13 |
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ibntumart posted:e: I'm feeling nostalgic... this STDH belongs in every iteration of this thread!
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 14:35 |
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Lucrece posted:Anyway, content! I'm sure this has been posted in every iteration if this thread in the past, but I love it!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 17:27 |
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WampaLord posted:I want to murder this person. Same. The problem with some of these TVT dumps is that they're often not stories, but rather sadly believable things that the writers think are cool, but in reality are insufferable.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 03:48 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Pats Why is this in the STDH thread? That really did happen.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 14:20 |
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I was talking to my roommate about this and we concluded that this might have happened (a group of people intentionally being as raunchy as possible in public is not really rare), but most likely it was a varied group of people joking around, which the author interpreted as a bunch of trans people seriously suggesting an orgy or whatever.
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# ¿ May 12, 2016 05:04 |
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https://twitter.com/greghoward88/status/733330453420199936
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 04:14 |
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The most unbelievable part of that story is that anyone would give a poo poo about marginal ex-NBA center Etan Thomas enough to mention him by name.
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# ¿ May 22, 2016 15:08 |
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Enfys posted:"Some heroes don't wear capes." It's a common phrase on the Internet
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# ¿ May 30, 2016 00:46 |
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https://twitter.com/voldemortsbicep/status/719878711768690688 If you guys are gonna call twitter exchanges fake, at least bother to check.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:45 |
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Yes, clearly it was an ploy where she had a person she doesn't even follow make himself look stupid on purpose, and not the kind of thing that happens on twitter every drat day. Follow literally any prominent female public figure (especially if they're in male-dominated fields) and see for yourself. I swear this thread is so jaded that nothing entertaining could possibly be real to goons.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 17:42 |
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sweeperbravo posted:A lot of stuff that slides into this thread isn't actually stdh but just stupid poo poo where you wonder why the author bothered to go to the trouble. Lot of content-type overlap with the idiots on social media thread Mostly the troper tales. If they aren't truly absurd they're just regular things that people with no life experience think is wacky.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 20:56 |
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Fathis Munk posted:I love their usage of death glare. In all of their poo poo they treat it like a terrible and super effective weapon. In anime that might be true, irl it's just a doughy nerd staring at someone trying to look intimidating. It can't even be very effective since he hates people seeing his eyes.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 14:07 |
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Cross post from IoSM
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 14:33 |
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The real Jim Bob Cooter only ever drunkenly crawled into a strange woman's bed because he was shitfaced. poo poo that did happen: there is really a person named Jim Bob Cooter.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 15:10 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Hopefully he's a better man than he is an offensive coordinator. Excuse me but Jim Bob Cooter is the savior of the Lions offense
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2016 17:17 |
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dirksteadfast posted:Of all the Troper Tales that have been posted, this is the most mundane. This would be only mildly interested even as it was happening. The ones like this where they probably happened, but are also literally the least interesting story anyone could ever tell, are the saddest.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 00:26 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Audition poo poo that did happen: my high school's theater kids did a send off of the departing theater director by Rickrolling the audience at the final performance of that year's play. This was three years after the height of Rickrolling. I still cringe when thinking about it.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 14:54 |
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Run the Jewels lyrics definitely helped.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 20:53 |
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constantIllusion posted:What the hell happened to these people where they think beating someone up or berating someone is something to be proud of? They consume a lot of media in which problems are solved primarily through combat, and like most Tropers they can't separate media from reality.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 13:55 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Do you mean "big score difference" like 3-10, or "big soccer score difference" where it's 0-1 and the newspapers keep calling it a humiliating failure for Iceland? France won 4-0 and was dominant from the very beginning.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 14:46 |
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Serperoth posted:I guess it fits the spirit of the thread, but the Euro 2016 QF result was 5-2, not 4-0. France was the obvious favourite though. Oh, I just remembered checking the score when it was clearly already over and didn't think about much time was still left.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 15:20 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Knife This story owns.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 22:04 |
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Non Serviam posted:I'm just disappointed the game seems to be about going to a place, stand still, and look at your phone. It'd be nicer if Pokémon were everywhere, randomly. Like in the game. They are everywhere. Pokestops and gyms are specific locations but don't have anything to do with wild Pokemon.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 01:51 |
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I just think it's weird how many of those stories involve teachers when it's still July and the game came out this month.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 19:22 |
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RNG posted:I was ready to yell "you can't catch a Vaporeon, you have to evolve it" and then it was a fakepost. They are possible to catch, but rare
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2016 15:29 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:Hnnngggh this thread makes me... legitimately angry. Why did I just read 10 pages of it? I can only do it in small doses.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 05:30 |
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chitoryu12 posted:A Tumblr post that I saw today: Had the word "homo" instead of a mouth
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2016 04:10 |
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quote:My daughter starts middle school tomorrow. We've decorated her locker, bought new uniforms, even surprised her with a new backpack. But tonight just before bed, we did another pre-middle school task that is far more important than the others. I gave her a tube of toothpaste and asked her to squirt it out onto a plate. When she finished, I calmly asked her to put all the toothpaste back in the tube. She began exclaiming things like "But I can't!" and "It won't be like it was before!" I quietly waited for her to finish and then said the following:
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 05:01 |
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Furia posted:Don't you have to be friends with people on Facebook before messaging them? Is the implication here that Trump's bff wants him to drop from the race? Depends on your privacy settings. Most people can receive messages from strangers, but it might wind up in a separate inbox meant to filter spam.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 18:12 |
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Somebody made a twitter bot that writes precocious child STDH, and it's great. https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/780231172701892608 https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/785123408895848449 https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/784217437210152960 Also who the gently caress is Robert Reich and why is he always in my feed? https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/785265025418133504
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 05:13 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Are we following the same people on Tumblr? I saw this just a few hours ago. I saw it on Twitter. It had like 10k RTs.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 04:12 |
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Furia posted:When are people gonna wake up that this is loving marketing? The account it came from appeared to be a normal college student. I suppose they could've been paid by Hershey or something but it seemed more like an easy attention grab.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 14:24 |
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I like that they had no faith in the generation who can't even drive yet.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 03:24 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Thank God Nestle did this, really redeems them for all the dead babies and dominating water sources in developing nations Kit Kats are made by Hershey's in the US. Also Nestle's baby killing generates my delicious Crunch bars.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2016 14:07 |
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Danaru posted:Imagine not only thinking it's cool to ruin the day of a child because they were a child, but thinking it's cool to BRAG about doing it Like not only why would you DO that, but why would you make up a story about doing it and tell people? Sportswriter Peter King actually did this. He stole a foul ball from a child at spring training (the kid had gotten into a restricted area or something) and wrote a column about it and about how he loved his job.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 05:07 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I lived in chicago for over 25 years and never heard the term "downstate." I've lived here for two and I've heard or read it a bunch of times, usually in the context of newspaper articles that refer to towns south of Chicagoland (or sometimes to avoid repeating "Springfield").
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 06:07 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Elevator Fuckin wannabe Kenneth from 30 Rock
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2016 15:10 |
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Leavemywife posted:I know this doesn't need to be said, but who puts their wife in their phone as "My Wife"? A big fan of Borat
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 05:54 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 01:13 |
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The explanation that people have specifically said they were afraid of him being a rapist on four separate occasions is an amazing self-own.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2016 14:44 |