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ilmucche posted:I guess I should specify and say I don't have american tv, and as far as I know the ad isn't running in my country. But yeah, not about to go looking for the ad because gently caress it, it's an ad. Lol
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kimbo305 posted:Strikes me as strange that a 9yo (and the younger kid) has a phone, but that certainly happened. She may be insufferable but that is fully plausible from a precocious 9yo
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:Irvine Welsh wrote something kinda like that, sorta: "The Granton Star Cause," which appeared in his short story collection The Acid House. It's got a little bit of a Kafka Metamorphosis thing going on too, and once you get your head around the Scottish brogue it's loving brilliant. But then again, I love Irvine Welsh, so I might be a little biased. It's ma job tae ken Boab, ya wee doss oval office. Ah'm God.
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That's funny and it absolutely happened I know bc I was that Korean couple
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Quote-Unquote posted:That's a lot of words to say I didn't like a movie He loved the movie can't you read
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Jun 11, 2019 10:54
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Stop trying to make brohemian happen
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90% of the things kids say in this thread that's not 5yo owning sjw atheists or w/e sound completely plausible, they really do say the most insane poo poo p much constantly
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Jul 6, 2019 23:27
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who rubs sugar on their gums
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Jul 31, 2019 23:44
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kimbo305 posted:Oh so that's a line from Frozen? Oh, maybe it's more believable if the toddler was watching that movie all the time. People in this thread routinely have nfi what little kids are actually like. this is a two year old doing the entire elsa dance from Frozen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuoYI_3sAyM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
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freeedr posted:...MODS!!!!?! jfc
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That's a p plausible kid thing to say, I wouldn't call it stdh.
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Who's the register that's the cash machine for all the checks? D I N G You're daamn right
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I had a stdh a couple of weeks ago, I was coming out of a petrol station door and a van came hooning in through the exit lane, missing me by about a foot, moving about 30 kph. If i'd been distracted I could have easily been hit. The driver had a phone in one hand and didn't seem to notice me. I walk up to their window and say (CALMLY), you were going the wrong way and nearly hit me, I could have been killed. She instantly transitions to maximum rage and starts swearing at me NO I loving DIDN'T YOU NEED TO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKIN GOING I turn around and walk back to my car, she's still yelling and swearing out her window at me, get in and drive away. No-one notices or remarks on this, applauds or offers me a coupon for a free pie, but I am glad to have said what was on my mind.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Was she Albert Einstein?! I mean...maybe?
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May 16, 2021 13:13
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HAVE U CONSIDERED PENIS IN VAGINA
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May 28, 2021 14:12
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I guess the kid drew a dick It's a tail, idgie
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Detective No. 27 posted:https://twitter.com/jeanettehayes/status/1496598200618213379?t=AItjLkdcwv4utjOxlZM9Vg&s=19 That's not a 14yo thing to say?
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And that man was... Albert Einstein!
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Skwirl posted:Putting butter on a cat to try and teach it to clean itself is so dumb I kinda think it's not something you would think to make up. It was a traditional thing to do to a cat when you moved, butter on the paws so it licked it off, but made no sense at all.
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