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chitoryu12 posted:Is a "deconstructed Tequila Sunrise" separate glasses of tequila, orange juice, and grenadine drank individually? It's the lyrics and tabs for Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles printed on edible blotter paper that has soaked up tequila /orange juice / genadine but just enough to taste and not enough to get drunk
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 20:34 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:29 |
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poo poo that never happens: posting STDH with a fully charged phone.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 02:19 |
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You Messicans come over here stealing all the convenience store jobs. Yo quireo uno [ producto ] Uno Producto? I got you fam: Wait, you speak English? Yes, I've been in America for 30 years after leaving Chile.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 23:22 |
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Paladinus posted:Standard and Poors 500 has annual dividends of about 2-2.5%. In 40 years it would turn $200 million into roughly $550 million tops. A share of S&P 500 in 1976 would cost around $100, today they cost over $2,100. $200 million would turn into $4 billion, not counting reinvestment of dividends.
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 17:47 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:19 different pistols, you guys. Plus ten more guns. And this guy ran totally normal and was in no way huffing and puffing and drenched in sweat because twenty-nine firearms and several dozen magazines of ammo don't actually weigh anything despite being made primarily out of metal. Also, they have no physical dimensions at all and there's no way you'd see some evidence that a guy was carrying almost thirty guns and as many extra magazines under his clothing. Hoodies are basically portals to alternate dimensions. MythBusters did a bit where they tested if the Doom Marine could run around carrying all of the weapons and gear. A strong and fit military man can move pretty fast even carrying all that crap.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 22:45 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Bruce Lee carried a .357 Magnum and always said that it was the best form of defense against someone who actually meant you harm. Therefore, the best martial art is shooting people. Brandon Lee found out the hard way.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 17:10 |
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Haifisch posted:Goons are old enough that their families have finally cut off the really weird ones, or at least started locking up the panties. Goons are getting old enough that the Goons are the parents locking up the panties.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 20:14 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:They put on the bit that controls the flow of the drip (a bit of plastic beneath the bag) backwards on my grandma back in the eighties and she got a massive dose of morphine. Not enough to kill her but she was well out of it for the rest of the day. At least that's what they said they'd done when they were explaining why she was all drugged up Nana wanted to get trippy so she was hammering the happy juice button.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2017 20:40 |
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Darth Windu posted:My friend from high school became a nuclear machinist for the navy. Nearly failed senior year physics because his calculator was unknowingly in radians instead of degrees for the entire semester, but made it up when the final was symbolic solutions only. I guess he fit right in.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 17:32 |
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goose willis posted:If the diaper is empty that means poo poo didn't happen
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 18:55 |
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piss explosion posted:I found the most stdh part of this is that there's actually a shop out there called "piggly wiggly" Piggly Wiggly is found in the deep south, and was the first grocery store to put all of the goods on shelves for shoppers to choose. Before that, shoppers gave a list to a clerk, and the clerk would retrieve the stuff from the back to fill the bill of goods.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 13:31 |
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Well the pigglies that I've been to are all in the south, northeast I associate with Stop and Shop and A&P
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 16:54 |
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The easiest vitamin C supplement is drink some orange juice like twice a week.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 19:11 |
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Jay Rust posted:That's what free health care gets you, nurses who can't tell when a patient is drunk Now it's possible someone badly injures themselves while sober and then drinks some alcohol to kill the pain before going to the ER (and the 2 hour wait). Now if the question was supposed to be "Are you under the influence of alcohol right now?" before administering pain killers, yeah, poo poo move there nurse.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 20:33 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Love how in the last paragraph the narrator loses track of who he's supposed to be, suddenly becoming a student in the class. Evolution in action
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 14:07 |
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poptart_fairy posted:So what's your #CrotchSpawn tumblr. Mine is @womenwonttouchmeanyway
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2017 17:03 |
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Dressed well for Sunday lunch? The tip will be a pamphlet letting me know that money doesn't matter when all I need is Jesus. Well tell Jesus to pay my rent. Now that I'm long past waiting tables I always tip well.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 16:48 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:"I'm a creepy violent psycho who is especially creepy around girls" "As we danced she was exactly six inches away, if you know what I mean " "I mean six inches is enough space to change from direct facing stance to three quarters stance while directing a power strike to the sternum."
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 09:18 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. My guess is to get health insurance to pay for removing the carpet. Just a guess, because with STDH anything goes.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 22:48 |
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The Dumbo rides are built for parents to ride along with their kids, even more proof of stdh.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 16:14 |
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I counter your "I want to talk with a manager" with "Actually, I am the manager." BOOM 5 damage
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 23:19 |
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Paladinus posted:Whenever I see someone wearing a t-shirt, I immediately approach them and ask about intricacies of producing t-shirts, printing techniques, materials being used, international trade agreements, etc., until I prove conclusively they don't deserve to wear clothes. loving casuals. Learn something about things you wear maybe. I have a friend who worked in the screenprinting biz and he would point out stuff like that, but in a nice informative way.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 18:02 |
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THE BIG DOG DADDY posted:I know I've brought this up in this thread before but in one of my classes in high school one of the kids was diabetic and the substitute teacher yelled at him and told him he would confiscate his Gameboy when in actuality the kid was testing his glucose levels with some primitive 2003-era tester. The substitute definitely went beet red when the kid was like "it's not a Gameboy, I'm diabetic" and the whole class laughed at the sub I mistook an always active glucose monitor for a first gen iPod back when the iPod was new.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 19:42 |
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Property Brothers: The Dead Files. The crossover that will re-define television.
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 10:33 |
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burial posted:I know what the term means in general usage, I just don’t know why it’s in quotes there. I don’t think it usually is? so adding them makes it seem like either an error or a strange dog whistle.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 06:59 |
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Antivehicular posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_(prayer)
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2018 05:07 |
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Butt Detective posted:I was kind of pleasantly surprised by that one. I was expecting the usual “child wants my game, mum demands I give it to him because I’m a grown man and shouldn’t be playing kids games, I go off on some big spiel”, but instead it was cute, even if it’s still probably stdh. Yeah, it started out like a child free rant but turned into "here you go little dude"
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 15:39 |
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TheMostFrench posted:They call this one the Sanchez Spinner, because the head comes off due to the rotational force of taking a turning knee to the face.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 17:24 |
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Mastodon Compound posted:This is how i've been reading it for years, amd every post about incels still made sense. Bitcoiners and incels both spend way too much on graphic cards.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2018 01:03 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Poor grandpa 238-44-3816, after a lifetime of being ridiculed for his name he now gets his pizza late because of it too. At least Grandpa 420-69-1488 could just go by Grandpa Weed Sex Racist.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 15:50 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:You found Weedlord Bonerhitler's social? Haha holy poo poo I didn't even plan that and it works perfectly
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 14:51 |
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tight aspirations posted:When you know when you know, you know, you know when you know, you know. Thank you for calling "Thank You For Calling, How May I Help You", how may I help you?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 16:00 |
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The kid is just ready for the Red Recess.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 17:45 |
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Decrepus posted:Imagine having so little contact with humans that hearing people post the lock/key analogy online is enough to ignite the your imagination.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 23:50 |
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Splicer posted:Please tell me the comments are people patiently explaining what coffins are and what they're for. They are the reason it's always so loud in a funeral home.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 15:35 |
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Dixville posted:poo poo Crystles vs JO Crystals: who will win? Fecalphiliac Onanists
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 04:33 |
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I worked at Target for about a year when I was in college. I have not worn red polos or khakis since.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2018 18:14 |
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Slippery posted:More like Turkey to keep building F-35 widgets for five years So the robots won't work in the rain?
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 16:20 |
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Stoatbringer posted:They do seem to get terribly upset very easily at the most trivial things.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 23:06 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:29 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:I always see them by the entrance/exit but never like patrolling the place. They've also always looked like they couldn't give less of a poo poo what was going on in the store either. As someone who worked at Target, your thoughts are correct. The security gives zero fucks.
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 21:08 |