shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I'm finding it very hard to immerse myself in the lie.

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Can't forget this little piece of perfection:

I dunno, this is a nerd getting impotently mad about something utterly inconsequential, as a nerd who gets impotently mad about utterly inconsequential things I can 100% believe this happened.

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Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

NonzeroCircle posted:

"14/38 Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML"

From http://www.knowable.com/a/38-brave-people-share-their-best-fck-my-life-moments/p-2 AKA 38 things that didn't happen

Oh man I love this one:

"12/38 Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML"

I kinda want to believe this really did happen actually, because it would be a hell of a thing if this dude's dick is so weird that a goddamn doctor loses her poo poo over it.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 23:16

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