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To christen the new thread, have my very favorite stdh from NARquote:Paging Leonidas To The Front Desk
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 05:43 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:29 |
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ibntumart posted:e: I'm feeling nostalgic... this STDH belongs in every iteration of this thread! I love that one so much. Especially the line about how crazy it was that his Muslim friend was secretly eating beef.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 13:14 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Holy Christ, for sheer volume of poo poo that didn't happen, this is unbeatable. Does anyone have the responses to this? Does this guy still post here? HypeTelecon kept posting for years, usually in the IT threads. No idea if he's still around though. I had the original thread bookmarked a couple of computers back, and it's killing me that I can't find it.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 06:24 |
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Nyarai posted:I can't check the link to be certain because I lack archives, but some goon said this was the original HypeTelecon thread. Holy poo poo, you found it! I'd forgotten how beautiful it was, especially when he doubled down. HypeTelecon posted:Anyways, why are you people dissin' the tux so much? If you had a chance to have ANY suit purchased for you...you're saying you WOULDN'T get a full-on tux? I thought I looked drat skippy in it! Yeah, I could've gone for a snappy Armani ensemble, but would've only paled in comparison to Ahmed's Brioni suit...and I seriously doubt things would've gone over well with accounting if I had charged a suit that can be worth as much as $25,000 after tailoring!
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 17:28 |
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https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/4dxkwh/my_exfiancee_is_threatening_to_sue_me_for/ Person posts on reddit complaining that her ex-fiance wants ownership of the ring that's been in her family for generations. Ex seems cartoonishly douchey (hosed a coworker on a table she built from the remains of his childhood home after it burned down), but it happens. The update, though... Update to my ex-fiance attempting to claim my grandmother's wedding ring posted:I wanted to say thanks for all of the advice and support I got when I posted on here a while back. I was in a pretty lovely place, and I can't describe how awesome it was to have literally hundreds of people telling me what a pathetic douche-chill my ex is.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 01:40 |
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Kay Kessler posted:Who was that infamous fat-activist that claimed that they could run a mile in a ridiculously short time (a minute, mayber?) ? No luck searching google, but I did find this.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 16:44 |
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Yeah, that was noted troll Klairvoyant who admitted to like half the stories that got posted on Legal Advice. Her stories were still fun, though.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 00:33 |
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#glennbeck
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# ¿ May 1, 2016 19:41 |
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"I asked her if she wanted help, and she said no. Then another stranger and I kept asking over and over until she got creeped out." Like, jesus dude, she didn't want help. Respect that and move on.
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# ¿ May 5, 2016 05:51 |
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kimbo305 posted:My regular sitting next to her drat near spit her coffee out! :-))))) It was so peaceful after that exchange! \U0001f602\U0001f602\U0001f602\U0001f602 Jesus christ, she even tried to use emojis.
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# ¿ May 10, 2016 07:11 |
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Goddammit, you beat me to it.
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:25 |
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That whole article is gold.quote:“No, I mean, but don’t you agree that white patriarchy makes it practically impossible for at-risk youth to succeed in our country?” she asks hopefully. Real dialogue spoken by real people.
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# ¿ May 20, 2016 19:28 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
But the architects never took into account the weight of the books...
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 22:51 |
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chitoryu12 posted:To start, this post will be useless to most of you. If you are an attractive male, then this isn't for you. Ahaha, he really thinks most of the people posting on TRP are stone cold studs.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 23:46 |
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 01:07 |
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Khazar-khum posted:still savours the memory fifteen years later.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 13:09 |
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 17:21 |
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oldpainless posted:If you don't pretend to believe other peoples bullshit on the internet, then they are not going to believe yours. Ding ding ding! And that's why places like TV Tropes exist.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 19:17 |
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Ytlaya posted:It seems like the "I knew black people with ridiculous names" people are especially common among health care workers. My dad (x-ray tech) and all the nurses he works with mentioned such things on countless occasions. Like you said, he would get extremely defensive and offended if I mentioned that some of the stuff he said is a common urban legend. It's also just good old false memories. My mother swears that 40 years ago, she had a student named Female. Of course, when she told the story 10 years ago, it wasn't her student, but the sister of a student. And 20 years ago, it was a student her friend had. I'm sure 30 years ago, it was a student of a friend of a friend. If you're in an occupation where you see tons of new people constantly, things start blurring together after a while.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 18:04 |
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Antivehicular posted:I think that one's an old chestnut from a mid-century medical biography. Regardless, I've never understood how anyone could find it plausible. How could you possibly accidentally penetrate the urethra even once, let alone for 40 years straight without somehow stumbling on the vaginal opening? Are we supposed to imagine the mythical Great Wall of Imperforate Hymen here, somehow unbreachable even by the steel-hard nightmare dong that could gently caress a urethra? Not to mention, what was she menstruating out of? Her urethra? Hymen myths are my pet peeve. The vast majority of people seem to think they work like food seals, completely closed until you have sex or something ruptures them. Hymens do no work like that!
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 20:07 |
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Thin Privilege posted:I read some book in high school Spanish class that said something like, women in ye olden Spain who weren't virgins would take a pin and poke themselves in the vagina to bleed on their wedding night because to prove they were virgins the white bedsheets had to have blood on them, and they would hang these bloody bedsheets outside the window the day after the wedding. I have no idea whether this is true or not, but it sounds weird Anyway, back to some lovely NAR. quote:Jurassic Farce Literally rolling.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2016 01:39 |
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Stroop There It Is posted:Also that was definitely written by a dude with zero understanding of what women are expected to do to "get ready" daily, let alone for a special occasion I liked the indignation of having to shave her legs, like that's the worst thing the guy who wrote that could think of.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 23:44 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh man who was that (fake) girl that was also a turtle (?) and then her black boyfriend came to live with her and only spent time with her mom? e: Forgot the other one quote:Jenn here. hyperhazard has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Aug 12, 2016 |
# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 01:09 |
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Elblanco posted:looking at the pictures in the link I can see why they were asked to leave. They honestly look like they're cosplaying or something. The dude's suit looks loving stupid and unprofessional as well.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 22:35 |
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Quora: Have you ever seen the teacher get completely roasted by a student in high school?quote:Ok well… This wasn’t in high school.. and nor was it a teacher. But close to one.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2016 17:30 |
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Ytlaya posted:While reading that something about the writing style/content made me think the writer was a girl, and it turns out I was right. Does anyone know why that might be? I can't point to anything specific that made me think that way, but something about the content and way it was written strongly gave me that impression (and this has also been the case with other random internet writing, usually stdh type stuff). Maybe it's sort of like how certain handwriting looks like it was written by a woman, but applied to overall writing style and content.
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2016 13:35 |
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hogmartin posted:Kind of plausible? When you work at CompUSA in high school and swing by Meijer after work, about once a week someone's going to see red polo shirt and khakis and ask you where something is. I always just said "I don't work here", though. The setup is perfectly plausible. I was at Target wearing jeans and a red hoodie with my university's logo across the front, and someone still managed to mistake me for an employee. What launches it into stdh is the cartoonishly evil customer and the idea that he totally pulled one over on her.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 02:07 |
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Non Serviam posted:The way I read it, she was a pedestrian. She mentioned that the driver walked away without a scratch. So, yeah.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 18:36 |
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Khazar-khum posted:This troper has in past resorted to teaching females nerdy pursuits, introducing them to his tastes in (extremely loud heavy metal) music, and so forth. A Crowning Moment Of Awesome of this was teaching binary to a chatroom full of girls using a seldom-used function of an IM program and it actually sticking
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 13:25 |
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Quora: What is the creepiest phone call or voice message you've ever received? https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-creepiest-phone-call-or-voice-message-youve-ever-received/answer/Richard-Muller-3?srid=TBt8 Highlights: quote:Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UCBerkeley, author "Now-The Physics of Time" (Norton, 2016) quote:I asked to meet with him, and against the strong advice of the police I did. I spoke to him, and learned that he did it because he thought I might be “vulnerable” (actually, because of my novel about Jesus!). He seemed to feel lost in the world, and doing things like that made him feel that he had some power over others. quote:The incident happened in December 1996. I just dug out the old messages. It turns out that the worst threat was made by email. His “explanation” for the threat was my novel The Sins of Jesus (now available on Amazon Kindle). A person was angry about my novel (now on Amazon!) but I got my hacker students to find him and he confessed to me that he did it because I was an atheist and he was also out to get the president. New book available from Norton!
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 07:58 |
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I work right next to a stadium, so every so often the chit-chat will turn to sports. We're talking really simple water-cooler chatting that anyone could follow. There's always that one guy. "Oh hey, is the team playing this weekend?" "Yeah, they've been doing well so far." "Oh that's cool." "They're doing better than last year, at lea--" "I just don't GET sports." Every goddamn time.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 23:45 |
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Alaois posted:there's a difference between "I don't follow sports" and "I don't FOLLOW sports. " Exactly this. I don't pretend to have anything more than a passing interest in however the local team is doing, but derailing every single conversation about sports to talk about how you don't like them is incredibly annoying. The same goes for "I don't own a TV, I read" when someone mentions a show.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 04:37 |
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:sure, exposure to pigs kills black people every day, so it must be genetic, or something? Goddamn.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 02:55 |
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2016 18:47 |
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sweeperbravo posted:"I look like the sort of girl Robert Crumb would draw, and that's not too bad."
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2016 13:28 |
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Sean Hannity is such a badass.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 14:16 |
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Blurred posted:Serious question: does knowledge of these disciplines really transfer into the ability to defend oneself properly in an actual fight situation? I know it's a common stdh trope to have a 5'2" /110lb dude beat off a bunch of bullies with his highly cultivated kung fu skills, but is there any truth to that at all? I mean, if you're a krav maga guru then you can probably handle yourself just fine, but is there any evidence the knowledge gained in these courses actually translates into a real ability to defend yourself in a spontaneous fight situation? Krav maga at least is specifically meant to train you for surprise situations. Basically, how to handle an attacker when you're not expecting it, and how to get away/end the fight quickly. Then again, I've never done anything other than tai chi, so I can't speak from experience.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 23:30 |
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e_angst posted:Seriously. The majority of real fights look something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jepe68XC6tU. WrenP-Complete posted:Maybe someday I'll learn my lesson.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 23:45 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Relevant video Thank you, I was looking for that. The part where he pulls out the rifle cracks me up every time. It's just so over the top.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 17:19 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 19:29 |
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Waci posted:Yes, some times words from a language look like other words from the same or related languages. I cant believe realising this is poo poo that never happened to you. I think she meant faux-Asian names that look cool to westerners but have nothing to do with martial arts.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 17:27 |