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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
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http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/1000-Tip-Surprises-College-Bound-Waitress-375981821.html

This STDH either escaped out into the wild, or journalists aren't even pretending to fact check anymore.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:

:golfclap:

goon spit is the deadlist biological weapon known to man, it's no wonder she ran away.

Eh, it's no "I'm a master of psychology", but it'll do.

Glad that the generator lives though!

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Just because two twitter accounts twatted at one another doesn't mean it can't be fake hon

What do you mean?

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Xen Tricks posted:

I like how that slowly devolves into being more and more sociopathic

Great concept for a thriller movie from the wife's perspective.

A loveless marriage. In a moment of weakness she cheats. The husband takes revenge in increasingly subtle and petty ways. No one believes her.

Bit by bit he takes it all. Family.
Friends.
Career.
Nothing is left.

Destroyed, he breaks her last. Leaving her an emotional shell bound to his every whim.

The Aristocrats.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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ghost emoji posted:

If someone gave me a necklace made out of bird bones I'd call the police

Yeah, is that supposed to be a common thing? Because it sounds serial killer-y

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

sweeperbravo posted:

Can't wait for the rest of the inevitable Pokemon Go stdh to start bubbling out. "I met someone who is [demographic], and to my surprise, they also play pokemon! We are not all so different after all"

It's gotta be between a black man and a cop. It's just tone deaf enough to be perfect.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Good on you. You have to get the sealed ones hot or bang them on hard surfaces, and either way it's a pain in the dick

Please, if it were possible to get a woman hot I'm sure I would have managed it by now.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Cleopatra lived closer to that joke than to the building of the pyramids!!!

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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chitoryu12 posted:

Sort of? The drama teacher did this weird meta plot where the story was that you were actually in a 1960s community center watching the hippies and white collars put on a play to settle their differences at a time when the Vietnam protests are increasing tensions. Every real life actor also had a second character (their 1960s actor in the play) with their own backstory and connections to the rest of the cast. No dialogue was added, so it all got conveyed through information in the program and having the actors occasionally "devolve into fighting" during the performance. What happened in the story is that the Tybalt and Mercutio actors got into a fistfight after their play sword fight, which led to Tybalt's actor pulling out a "real" knife and stabbing the other actor. Then Romeo gets loving pissed and grabs his bag and pulls out a "real" gun, which he uses to "really" shoot the Tybalt actor.

That drama teacher was a weird hippie.


I don't think I've ever been to a play that warned the audience that a gun was going to be fired, except maybe some theme park shows. Phantom of the Opera and Misery on Broadway both didn't do it.

I actually kinda like that concept, far out as it is. I mean, I love standard Shakespeare as much as the next guy, but it's fun to see people reinterpret or reimagine it in a different context (more than just costuming, I mean)

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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bulletsponge13 posted:

"Boyd, I'd told you this half rear end lawn care will get you in trouble."

"Well, Raylen, the mowers busted and I sure as poo poo ain't gonna do it with a weed eater. How do you propose we handle it? You gonna give me a ticket? Lend me a mower? Shoot the lawn down to the legal height?"

"All three would be justified. Just fix it, don't make me come back down this holler."

gently caress, I miss that show. :-(

"I know my people."

"You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah."

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