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Dec 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Dogwhistling isn't just for conservatives any more! :toot:

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Dec 17, 2012

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Danaru posted:

In countless millennia, a star will exist that was once the tattoo of the bee from Bee Movie sucking off the Stay Puft marshmallow man that's on my left rear end cheek

Whoa, tattoo twins! *rear end cheek high five*

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Concept: steampunk style alternate history, but all the machines are powered by dogs

The atom is even split by breeding incredibly small but powerful dogs that bite the atom in half. (This kills the dog.)

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Dec 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
At least they put the broken glass on the right side of their obviously staged scene

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Dec 17, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

This might be hard to believe, Something Awful PYF forums user hyperhazard, but that story is true. I was there.

and that oldpainless........was Albert Einstein

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Dec 17, 2012

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The "none of us wearing masks" refers to OP and two kids. Subsequent patrons, including old man, entered the shop masked, then recognised the bold and patriotic example set by OP and kids and unmasked with pride, knowing they were safe to express opinions like "what plague, I have been licking rats all my life and don't plan on stopping now".

It's about setting a brave example and encouraging others to act out against oppression knowing they stand with you. A nice sentiment but the situation is stupid and the whole thing is written by a moron.

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Telemaze posted:

Am I misreading this, or does the smug OP refer to herself as both cousin and aunt (calling the kid a nephew)? Is that a thing people do, or can this bullshitter just not keep the story straight for five minutes?

Also, I love how she thinks there's going to be a shootout next door, so she sits at the window.

The aunt bit isn't that weird. People definitely call their cousins' kids their nieces and nephews even if it's not the exact term for it, especially if they're close.

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Skwirl posted:

How was the mom's corpse giving him biscuits?

You bury the corpse with some coins to pay Charon and some biscuits to feed Cerberus :colbert:

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Ripper Swarm posted:

please do not feed your three-headed hellhounds chocolate biscuits

They're dog safe carob biscuits. As evidenced by the post OP is too dumb to tell the difference between carob biscuits for dogs and chocolate biscuits for humans who gently caress mums.

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