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Never quit, look your opponent in the eye, and cross your fingers that if the screen doesn't hold, you still have the energy to run like the wind.

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chitoryu12 posted:

A list of classic troper tales.

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This Troper got picked on alot, in middle school and high school. Totally ignored in college by vapid girls. But after he got his degree and became manager at the most successful Gamestop (Southeast region), there are loads of kids (and college students who have to answer to him. Cue Evil Laugh . . .

Seventh Arrow posted:

My favourite troper tale was that one where the kid gets in a fight in shop class and the other kid swings a ruler at him; this has the effect of unplugging his earphones to some Nightwish tune or something and so now he very conveniently has his big action soundtrack going on.

edit: haha, found it

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ilmucche posted:

I don't have a tv

Zelder posted:

baby bourgeoisie

Splicer posted:

It came from quora

We sold our truck six years ago. We just found out that the buyer never registered it in his name. He’s now been arrested for hit and run and possibly DUI. Are we responsible in any way?

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What is the most inappropriate thing that happened to you in prison?

I went to jail for possession and within 10 minutes of walking in the pod and laying down a young thug wanna be told me to go beat on the glass and tell them to put me in a different pod. Little did he know I have been fighting my whole life so I laughed at him and he put his fists up so I head-butted him and shattered his nose and eye sockets. I was embarrassed because he was much smaller than me and I got in trouble.

After he went down his supposed friends looked at me and didn't do anything. I guess him and his friends of 18 year olds had been dominating the pod for a few months. I really felt bad because I should have just tried to defuse the situation and all it did was give me more time. So the guards took me out because they thought I wouldn't be safe in there. That was pretty embarrassing. But they put me with the old timers and it was all good.

Edit: Thank you for the likes. If there's one thing I can do it's fight. He definitely barked up the wrong tree. I wanted to stay in the cell so I could beat him up everyday and have him bringing me coffee every morning but like I said the guard thought I wouldn't be safe. So they took me out and we went to the guard shack while they searched for another pod.

I thought maybe they were going to let me go. They asked me what my charges were and they told me I would most likely be released on my own accord in the morning. And given a court date. That didn't happen. Lol