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Low Desert Punk posted:
It's funny because the Beatles are just the Justin Bieber of the 60's.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 02:45 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:22 |
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King of Foolians posted:Even if the potato story really happened (it didn't), I don't understand what the guy was planning to accomplish. In the story his girlfriend's family had the exact reaction he was expecting and his version of 'crap I kept digging myself deeper' just makes him look dumb. A better STDH would be claiming that he really did convince them he didn't know what potatoes were and hilarity ensuing. quote:My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done. "I was very aghast [...] to be invited to such a situation [dinner with girlfriend's parents]" You know it's fake because you can imagine it being read by someone who thinks that being an eloquent story teller means using words and turns of phrases that make no sense like "invited to such a situation". Gadzooks! how could a rapscallion such as myself find himself in such a perilous situation as this? Mayhap a bit of a jest might loosen their wickets.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 23:00 |
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Dejawesp posted:
Sources report they were able to prove he was imagining sex with the individual because of his facial expression
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 16:21 |
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So I was was surfing the web and wanted to know about how long my HQL for Maryland would take to clear and I found myself on some gun forum. Idk why I stuck around but I was browsing around at some subforum that was about my specific area and found some post that was the most STDH entry I've found in the wild in some time. https://www.mdshooters.com/showthread.php?t=204051 quote:Shot at in DC Normally I'd just let it go and let idiots be idiots, but he was very specific about a bunch of stuff so I went ahead and registered an account (I'm also a retard who wades into facebook comments, so yeah). https://www.mdshooters.com/showpost.php?p=4703176&postcount=44 quote:Hey OP, it's fine that you're racist, but could you please at least not make up fantasy stories about gunfights and warzones in DC. Especially the day after Christmas. I'm sure I'll get banned or whatever for using the R word on a gun forum but it was cathartic.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 22:54 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:You should post the original quote in TFR and see how excited they get
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:16 |
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After some back and forth, my post was deleted on the grounds that I "insulted other members". And then everyone dogpiled to call me a libtard and tell me to "temper my dogs"
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:52 |
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Update, the mod told me he deleted my post because i insulted another member. When I pressed the mod about what the insult was, he said I called the OP a racist, and said I was a loser and I should get over it. I told him to do his job and moderate the forum, and now I'm banned. Everyone in the thread is cheering it on. This is Trump's America.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 00:32 |
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place the spirals vertically and write across the paper
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 20:38 |
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wow a whole lot of people in here trying to realize these fake stories
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 15:47 |
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A CD is a piece of plastic with valleys etched into it to denote 1s and 0s and is not magnetic in any way
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 04:32 |
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shit_that_didn't_happen.txt: Sir, I believe you’ve just been outwitted by a child
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 15:57 |
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It's a collection of stories about large men having human feelings and fears, what a concept
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 17:59 |
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cultural meme appropriation is the internet's holocaust
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# ¿ May 1, 2017 14:27 |
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im the bad photoshopping
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 21:22 |
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We age 30% slower, which is why I didn't hit puberty until 21 and have this massive Napoleon complex
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 13:12 |
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Uh that paper grading is about as believable as the grading of those portrait drawings of Steve "Sweaty Balls" Ballmer Also the handwriting is too neat for a teacher. Teachers handwriting is typically somewhere between "Doctor's prescription" and "possibly hieroglyphics"
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 14:09 |
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Uh pretending not to care has always been cool, I mean look at Holden Caulfield
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 13:35 |
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Bogan King posted:I can believe that. I've had people try mug me before and just looked at them and gone nope and that was all that was needed. I do live in a place where getting robbed at knifepoint is already rare and at gunpoint almost unheard of though so ymmv. The stdh is coming from inside the thread
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# ¿ May 24, 2017 04:38 |
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The prodigal stdh has returned
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:35 |
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Nobody reaches into a fish tank to pet a fish unless they're Lennie from Of Mice and Men.
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# ¿ May 30, 2017 13:42 |
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You're allowed to return dead fish to the fish store??
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 11:57 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Fake because it's called a logic board, not a motherboard. If this idiot actually repaired apple products he would know that. And don't say "well he said motherboard to make it clear what it was!" Also what phone repair shop has a receptionist
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 04:47 |
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Sounds like a pretty cool dude tbqh
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 13:09 |
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drat my discretionary "Sports and Scientific Advancement" budget was spent on all Sports line items, sorry to all the cancer researchers out there I have let you down
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2017 17:08 |
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My kid just wanted a wonder woman themed fidget spinner
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 22:11 |
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Hello father Hello son
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 02:23 |
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Sounds like every movie where the cool suave main character meets with foreign dignitaries
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 02:50 |
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I hate to be a stdh "well actually" guy but in high school we had a kid that was a diabetic and he was fiddling with his glucose reader under his desk and the teacher was like "what are you doing, put away that Gameboy" and he was like "it's my glucose meter, I'm a diabetic" and the teacher was red-faced and shook af
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2017 14:47 |
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The Snoo posted:
Note the lack of a selfie with James
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 05:03 |
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Verisimilidude posted:
This is the Shakespeare of STDH - STDHespeare
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2017 18:41 |
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 13:31 |
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kazil posted:No one born in the last 50 years has been named Maggie What about Maggie from walking dead?
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 01:29 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: Whatever you’ve been smoking on break, you’d better toss it before I toss you.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 13:01 |
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kimbo305 posted:"oooh, this looks like a high quality lock in a sturdy door frame. I'm gonna have to charge a $125 difficulty fee" More like "this guy seems like a chump, I'm gonna gently caress with him"
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 21:21 |
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Sounds like a huge bitch tbh
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 22:11 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:A normal person would have just written Dvorak; I mean no-one says "I like Ludwig van Beethoven". Possibly he doesn't know Dvořák is pretty main-stream because he just Googled up composers. The keyboard guy made music?
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 11:39 |
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brylcreem posted:Insert your middle finger into the vagina, with your palm facing up, then bend the finger upwards. That's (supposedly) the G-spot. Your move, fictional story woman!
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 13:27 |
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Catspergers
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 13:07 |
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Also it's standard police policy to tase and then shoot people who are in the process of committing suicide
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 15:40 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:22 |
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EmmyOk posted:please don't post like this Speaking from experience, it's easy to determine if a person or group of people are poo poo tippers or not, and crazy enough you don't have to use stereotypes to figure it out
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2017 15:50 |