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A Facebook friend shared this thing that has some serious Troper Tales energy. OCR'd but it was originally an artifacts JPG:drakewalkerhateblog posted:Here it is: how I got Horrible Histories banned from my school. Sit down, I'm going to tell you a story. Imagine a little girl, a 4'9" fifth grader with dimples and twinkling blue eyes. Oh, look, she's going to the school library. Perhaps she's going to rent Little Women, or read On the Banks of Plum Creek by Laura Ingalls Wilder! Five minutes later, she exits the library holding a large stack of books called "Horrible Histories."
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# ¿ May 5, 2020 13:31 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:15 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:Yeah, pretty much exact variations of this, only more Canadian. Tifton, GA has a highway exit with two waffles house, one on each side of I-75. When I asked a local I went to school with about this arrangement his claim was that there was only one model of waffle house. You don't build larger ones, you just open more.
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 00:38 |
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chitoryu12 posted:At least with Starbucks it makes sense because those places tend to get huge lines, so opening multiple stores helps spread the market out to a more reasonable pace. It was this, I'm sure. Waffle house is A Thing in Georgia, and not only for drunk people late at night. Every time I visit my mom in Valdosta it's where we eat unless I suggest something else. I would pop in for a coffee with my grandfather when I worked summers on the septic tank truck. There's one on the Georgia Tech campus. It's massively popular and always open. I think the severity of COVID finally hit home for my family back in GA when the local waffle house shuttered up.
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 02:39 |
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I'm sure this is "meant" as a parable but at some point I'm sure it'll show up with "and that professor's name was Albert Einstein" tacked on to the end of it.boomer facebook posted:TEACHER FAILS ENTIRE CLASS: An economics professor at a local college made a statement that she had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 14:16 |
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Here have some 2020 vintage STDH in the classic "at least one imaginary person laughed at my joke" style. Why is it always supermarket checkout lines?quote:Just left Walmart where a lady with a basket full of TP asked me what kind of dog I had. I said a service dog. Very rudely she yells what type of service? I said he is a BLD. What's a BLD? She asked as she is allowing my dog to lick her face. With a straight face I said "He is my butt licking dog ( BLD ). I can't find any toilet paper anywhere because of people like you hoarding the TP so he licks my rear end clean...... The cashier lost it and walked away from the register.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 05:35 |
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I guess that's maybe better than using spit boys?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 03:58 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Concept: steampunk style alternate history, but all the machines are powered by dogs "we source our thorium only from USDA-licensed breeder reactors."
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 16:25 |
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Jai-nee? The jainee (hard j) and the jainee (soft j) are separated by the jaint.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2021 17:36 |
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Memoirs are probably cheating, and memoirs of known serial liars doubly so, but holy poo poo. Ignoring how gross everything about this is, it's also incredibly difficult to believe:my_war_crimes.txt posted:
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 05:21 |
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Yeah I thought that finding a copy of it and reading a bit might give me some insight into mythmaking, but it's just paragraph after ghostwritten paragraph of unbelievable mall ninja poo poo and culture war shibboleths that gets 5-star reviews online. I guess I wasn't prepared for just how transparent it is.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 15:34 |
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I don't know if it's in the book, but he also claimed he killed two dudes at a gas station who tried to carjack him and the police helped him cover it up. That's conveniently hard to disprove since it's effectively a conspiracy theory about himself. It might just be cultural. Maybe both tall tales and being a huge piece of poo poo are just Texas traditions.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 16:05 |
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ReidRansom posted:The other thing that didn't happen there was hiring someone who understands typesetting. That kerning is painful to look at. It's a mystery PDF that was on some US public school's website for some reason. Hopefully it was assigned reading to innoculate children against hero-worship and telling embarrassing my-uncle-at-nintendo style lies.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 16:10 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 08:15 |
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Elblanco posted:Oh my God, I forgot about mall ninjas, anyone have a link handy? https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ should scratch the itch.
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