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My all time favorite STDHquote:I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with formerly drug-addicted celebrity bad boys. Mine does. You may or may not be a fan, but I am: His name is Robert Downey Jr., and it was the early ’90s (I was barely 20 years old) when this story took place.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 15:51 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:42 |
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^^^ Pretty sure that happened.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 16:31 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: and the rest of us danced into the night!
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2016 18:08 |
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Reminds me of that goon that posted ridiculous stories about him working at a hotel and he was basically James Bond. He would play piano, beat people up and drive Lambo's over 100mph. The goons ate it up for a long time before the pushback became too great and he hit the eject button.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 16:11 |
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Palisader posted:Was that the same goon that ended up either dying young of a heartattack or committing suicide? I seem to remember him as being a GBS superstar and something to do with hotels... Here is the helldump on the guy http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3106702 I think it has links to his original posts.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 00:48 |
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Furia posted:Reminds me of the stdh with the little girl and the math exam with the bullshit "largest number you can make question". Ed Trice, Executive Director at Lightning Cloud Computing posted:This post is about my fight against "Standardized Testing" in math, and what later became "Common Core." It goes back to 2008 when my daughter was in grade school. I got a call to come to the principal's office. I was surprised, as this was a real first. Like all fathers I suppose, we tend to think of our little girls as angelic and saintlike. In my case, this was the absolute truth. This one?
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 15:13 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:uugghhh Ed Trice has a great resume.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2016 15:43 |
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Samizdata posted:Had to Google that one as I was unsure if it was real or you were snarking. You know, in a deadpan fashion. In order to make me have a Heroic BSOD so you could have your CMOA. Please stop.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 19:32 |
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Sorry for the phone grab
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 20:04 |
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Winter Stormer posted:It sounded like a salesman trying to get his foot in the door, to me Yeah that's what I thought. I'm assuming this could have happened but the girl is actually the secretary or "executive assistant" whatever they are calling them now and she is just fantasizing about being the owner. I don't think I would want to work for someone who was 19 and still wrote things like "annoying as gently caress", also wtf does her height have to do with anything.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 17:33 |
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There's nothing like female friendships. It's a beautiful thing.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 20:07 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Yours too. Hard drugs should be prosecuted. Like alcohol or harder?
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2016 17:41 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Do they have to learn BOMDAS so they can work out those Facebook """"riddles""" like "what is the answer to 3+3x3-3÷3 (90% of people get it wrong!)" What is the answer?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 05:49 |
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PARKER LEWIS CAN'T LOSE also he wore no shirt but also wore a dead kennedys t-shirt. are the dead kennedy's like the band people default to in order to appear edgy
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 16:44 |
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life is killing me posted:Are you just pissed there are bible verses in it? Yeah it's reaching for some pats on the back, ok. But is this stdh really different from what you'd hear in church? It seemed like a really convuluted way to brag about a sick back flip you landed
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 04:26 |
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Flint_Paper posted:My favourite bit is him being "accountant" to the school's pot dealers. Like they need to claim skins back on their taxes or something. He gave them the idea to sell it at a "baked sell" get it? Before then they had no idea what to do with weed and how to make money off it from high school kids.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 03:52 |
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I like how he has a personal psychologist that inflates his ego.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 00:59 |
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Detective Buttfuck posted:Did they delete the Imgur post? It only has the title now, no contents, comments, or uploader name. Literally every comment on his "part 2" story was calling it fake so he probably e-bailed on the whole thing. There was supposed to be a part 3 coming. Not sure why. I'm now curious if insurance would cover your niece loving up your house while house sitting.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 16:36 |
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Does anyone really believe a doctor thinks about your goofy rear end once they leave the hospital.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 16:05 |
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Dejawesp posted:What about "The patient had expensive RMB ringtones and tattoos while also being on medicaid and having money left over for pretzels and beer" I had to google what RMB meant. Apparently it means nothing except you're dumb.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 21:21 |
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I wish I had time release LSD in my spine.
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 04:08 |
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 01:46 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Can't expect anything better of poor uneducated cashiers to be honest. Oh how I pity the working class, when will they realise there is more to life than reality TV shows and pop culture magazines? woke af
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 04:49 |
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Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2017 15:24 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: His IQ actually went UP
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 21:03 |
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He won't be laughing when she says "see ya later boi".
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 16:40 |
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Paladinus posted:Didn't happen on so many levels. Pretty sure I've watched every episode of Supernatural on TNT during the day and I wouldn't recognize an "anti possession" symbol on someones t-shirt.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 16:44 |
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Now if I saw someone wearing a Castle t-shirt that would be different. #CASKETTALWAYS TNT KNOWS DRAMA©
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 16:56 |
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Sounds like a really bad chili recipe.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 22:33 |
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So what mental illness makes you carry around a dildo for all those times someone tells you women can't do man stuff. Cuz that's super common in today's
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:14 |
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For a writer he's a pretty lovely one. No need to include bruises and contusions in the same sentence. Redundant.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 15:36 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: You see, I'm a rape baby.
Trebek has a new favorite as of 16:00 on May 25, 2017 |
# ¿ May 25, 2017 15:57 |
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I think he grew up in the same town Footloose happened in.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 18:45 |
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Reddit: That Happened posted:
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 15:20 |
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sweeperbravo posted:Imagine pressing each emoji that many times. You can't just press and hold down that poo poo, that's a conscious decision. Probably the type of dedication I would look for in a head stripper tbh
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 18:16 |
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2017 20:29 |
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Trash Boat posted:Well, I can't really blame the woman, I would probably be in awe too of such a top notch comeback. Everyone one of these stories is basically some variation of George's "jerk store" fantasy.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 14:30 |
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Dilb posted:Apparently it's real. If you tape down a turbo controller with the right settings (so what would normally be a 2-3 minute match is finished in 3 seconds), it could be done in as little as 6 months. No one has ever come close by actually playing. That would be 200 vs matches a day to have done it by today. They actually implemented something in the game that impossible? He seems to casual-brag about a lot of really hard achievements. I actually looked up how hard it would be to create a level 200 Phantasy Star online player who only plays offline and it was pretty staggering. Claiming to do it more than once is highly implausible. Starting to think it was all bullshit. Edit: Content Trebek has a new favorite as of 20:14 on Jul 27, 2017 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 19:42 |
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#BlackGirlMagic
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