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The Snoo posted:I called out an rear end in a top hat at a mcdonalds for being a horrible jerk to the cashiers (called one a bitch for trying to explain to him why it took 'so long' for his food during the lunchtime rush) and I was shaking because I have exxxtreme anxiety I get the loving shakes if they hear me wrong at the loving register and I have to correct my order because my severe anxiety disorder remains unmedicated, tbh I don't try and brag about it as if it shows how intensely I experience things or whatever these people think they're doing
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BrigadierSensible posted:What was the purpose of this? Is the girls family super racist, and as such the brother is intentionally pissing off the parents? Or Is it because the girl is a huge Chief Keef fan, and would enjoy being photoshopped next to him? http://www.complex.com/music/2016/12/brother-photoshops-sister-next-chief-keef-sends-as-christmas-card It was accompanied by a letter supposedly from the sister explaining that she's pregnant and has dropped out of college to be with Chief Keef, so there's a little bit more to the prank than just a photo of a white girl with a black boyfriend, at least
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y'all the joke was that rather than correctly interpret the sentence as describing a small boy with a pink bow, who was smacked by a man, the poster drolly pretended to interpret it as a man wearing a pink bow, who smacked a boy
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Dec 16, 2016 16:42
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it's me, i'm the butt 
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bend posted:That's not all that unbelievable really, it's generally not too difficult, you can even learn how on the internet. I know a bloke who taught himself how to pick locks when he was 13 so he could get into his dads shed and steal weed and beer, it's not a big step from there to " I can hear people next door, I better get in here quietly. OOH I know, I'll pick the lock", not necessarily a good idea mind, but if you had a good idea you probably wouldn't be committing burglary. yeah nah it's pretty unbelievable, my city's got a pretty high crime rate and there's no loving lockpicking going on, burglars go for unlocked doors or else they smash a window. nobody picks a loving lock on a loving house that has a person inside it in real life
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King Hong Kong posted:Technically, it was not lock picking so much as trying to break the lock to enter but some burglars tried to break into a house that I was in within the past year. Thankfully the lock was not as susceptible as some of my neighbors' but it was an unsettling morning when I realized the front door's lock did not work and the outside gate had been opened. I think the difference between lockpicking and bruteforce attempts to break a lock open is important enourgh to maintain the distinction, particularly when discussing how realistic bat'leth dude's story is
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Jan 2, 2017 18:58
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hey look kmart has a list of all their currently operating stores http://www.kmart.com/stores.html we don't actually need to self-report them town-by-town
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm just wondering what the reaction would be if you presented someone who did the "womyn" thing with the explanation that they're accidentally removing the part that makes them people rather than the part that compares them to males.
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Jan 24, 2017 01:02
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lol dumbass was thinking of Wellesley
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Doubtful Guest posted:loving Jail does sound appropriate. In order to get respect you need to beat off the biggest guy on your wing on your first day. idt we should send minors to loving Jail even if they do look at porn sites
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hot topic doesn't even sell hair dye anymore. how the mighty fall
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I have a co-worker who's one of those stdh generators who's always got a story to one up anything that happened to you and yesterday he told me how he'd gotten to hold his newborn niece, just 24 hours old, the night before, and while he was holding her not only did she open her eyes for the first time and look right at him and smile, she even gained the neck strength to lift her head and look around the room
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Nov 18, 2018 17:19
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Biplane posted:Is that like, a big deal? My son opened his eyes seconds after bursting forth like an alien. Ditto lifting his head. https://www.babycenter.com/0_baby-milestones-head-control_6579.bc By the end of his first month, your baby should be able to lift his head briefly and turn it from side to side when lying on his stomach. At around 6 to 8 weeks, if he's especially strong and coordinated, he'll raise his head while lying on his back.
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Nov 18, 2018 18:25
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TheMaskedUgly posted:I'm the studio monitor the explodes if you go above human vocal range manufactured by starfleet contractors 
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jjack229 posted:Unless a Waffle House is small with a simple layout.
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MrUnderbridge posted:The school marm he claims to be courtin'. You wouldn't know her, she's back east. lol
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a handlebar has to be waxed to make it stick out/up; if you don't wax it, that's a walrus moustache
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