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dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Primetime posted:

When you're trying to impress 14 year olds who don't cook for themselves you don't get called out for the fact that spaghetti takes like 10 minutes and zero effort to make

May your marinara never cling to your spaghetti.

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dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Fathis Munk posted:

I did a quick google but her tumblr has disappeared :smith:

I remember a bunch of that stuff got posted into an old GBS tumblr thread but that has been closed for a while and apparently I removed it from my bookmarks.

Found this, I assume it's her, but it's pretty inactive.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
It's all about quantity, but a gentleman like you wouldn't be interested in our wholesale prices.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

Choco1980 posted:

How do you keep milk from curdling?

UHT milk, but there's no demand for it because it's shite.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

It's me, I'm the idiot responding to lies, but most of those aren't in SOWPODS or even their previous versions. EOWA is particularly egregious since the author* probably means EUOI, they even have the definition mostly right.

*ist

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

The Room?

Also I'm doing it, I'm going to give an anecdotal example; way back when Blair Witch Project was out, at the ending when the camera faded to black and the cinema was quiet, someone shouted "MIKE!" and everyone had a little laugh. There you go then thanks

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
Póg mo thóin translates to kiss me arse, so the dude is describing a time he attempted to sexually assault a tourist

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

AlbieQuirky posted:

I did that exact thing, too, but I was talking to myself

Geez, M. Night Shyamalan makes this look easier than it is :sweatdrop:

But AlbieQuirky wasn't a stupid ugly bitch

WHAT A TWIST

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dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
Dreamchat: I have twice in my life woken up convinced a dream was true. In one case I'd spent a year at a different uni, and I had incredibly vivid, familiar memories of the place - the building, the lecture rooms, friends, nights out, the lot. None of it was real. Shook me for a while.

The other I was utterly convinced a friend was dead, and had been for a while, to the extent I had to call them just to verify they weren't.

Brains are weird.

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