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kazil posted:Not every single stdh posted here needs to have proof that it could have possibly happened. But one time I totally did do a sick back flip off a skateboard and my father-in-law told me I was the man of the family now, so it does happen
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He owns part of Nintendo, because he saved the head of Atari when he almost died of dehydration out in the West Texas desert, when they were burying all those E.T. the ExtraTerrestrial cartridges also, I'm a ninja, don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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May 24, 2017 18:37
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Antivehicular posted:Just to overthink this more: I'm not sure this can even be argued as more progressive than the actual answer to this riddle ("the surgeon is the kid's mom") since the entire initial point is playing on the stereotype that surgeon is perceived as a masculine-gendered occupation, which "his other dad" buys into. lmao This kid basically single-handedly set back women doctors a decade, nice work kid
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Jun 1, 2017 17:14
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In an alternate universe: "Get the gently caress out of my store."
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Jun 7, 2017 17:12
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Ein cooler Typ posted:you can tell this one is real because he has data What a loving nerd, even if that's true
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Jun 9, 2017 14:14
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what the christ My wife saw this poo poo and wished we had seen Baby Driver instead
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Jul 5, 2017 14:46
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EmmyOk posted:I am v glad to hear edgar finally made a good film but I thought this was IIMM or something wtf What kind of piss bitch watered down blood does this motherfucker have
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Jul 5, 2017 22:10
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Zipperelli. posted:None of these statements were ever uttered by any GSP trooper, contrary to what this dumbass says. Especially the last one. Especially the last one. New bumper sticker idea: Yummy Cop Cummies
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Jul 6, 2017 15:33
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Verisimilidude posted:
I hope this one did happen
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Jul 19, 2017 02:23
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I'm a bigger fan of Hodor + Fuckbot 2000 theory
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Sep 18, 2017 20:15
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Pththya-lyi posted:I'm DICKHEAD RIIIIICK! lmao, is this the incel version of "Hey! That girl is wearing a Misfits shirt! Not cool!"
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Sep 29, 2017 18:48
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Katt posted:I don't know about over there but here those discounts are a whole system where you swipe a card to get the discount and the business then gets some of it back from the government if form of deductions and what not. Not something that the person behind the counter has control over. Man, I never ask for a veteran discount on any goddamn thing. I don't carry around any proof of that poo poo either. Why would I want to be reminded of the worst time of my life?
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Jan 16, 2018 14:18
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Harry Potter fans are the worst, because they are overwhelmingly adults and not children I have yet to meet a kid who actually likes those books. Tweet: Hagrid is actually gender binary. No, I didn't write shmim that way, but trust me, that's how it is because I need the social capital
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HopperUK posted:I have two nieces aged 9 and 13 who are both crazy about the books. The 13-year-old has started to feel they're too childish though. Lots of kids love the books. It's just that the adults who like them too much are hugely obnoxious. Like how little girls really do love My Little Pony but gently caress if you'd know it hanging around on the internet. If I still had a bunch of TMNT shirts and posters and stickers and poo poo at age 35, I'd kindly ask one of you to throw me off a cliff.
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Apr 14, 2019 19:39
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Honestly, just pull the plug on humanity.
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Apr 14, 2019 19:59
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"Dumbledore got in them guts, its not in the books, but the subtext is there"
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Apr 15, 2019 02:56
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drat, I hope this guy got laid (he deserves it!)
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Apr 23, 2019 17:29
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I'm glad this saintly white woman was there There's gotta be a way to tell this story without sounding like an rear end in a top hat
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Aug 30, 2019 14:09
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I think i might hate Doctor Who fans more than any other fandom
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I though the writer was a man helping his bro out like some sort of mean spirited porno
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