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breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
we got chickens

bok detected at bearing 2-0
tracking multiple boks on intercept


click for biggerest

two are hy-line browns which are chickens that have a 40 page pdf instruction manual???? i guess because they are fancy commercial genetic engineered bok boks so I suppose commercial users want instructions for how to achieve maximum eggs per chook or something

the other is a light sussex which are not super good at laying eggs but they look cool n stuff and we figured 2 eggs a day with the occasional extra (the hy-lines peak at almost 8 eggs a week which is absurd) is probably enough

anyone else got a bok squad?

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breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
feeling the bok love rn :love:

City of Glompton posted:

nice boks! I don't have any now, but I hope to again someday. I like banty boks best.

same, but they're not as good at eggs - and as this round of boks (we had some a long time ago, but foxes got them :arghfist:) were my sister's idea, and she has promised to do all the upkeep stuff, I decided to make as few decisions as possible so that I can avoid having to deal with cleaning up after boks

i used to have a silky bantam and she was an A+ bok

DeepQantas posted:

- Multiple boks... 10 meters... nine...
- That can't be, that's inside the farmhouse!

perfect

alnilam posted:

I just bought a house with a bok-appropriate yard and deploying a bok squad has been my dream for a while, I'm gonna build a little bok-zone and hopefully recruit some this summer

we were going to build our own bok barracks but my sister found a flat pack kit on the internet that was absurdly cheap, the wire isn't as thick as i'd like it to be but tbh i'm probably overestimating the strength of foxes

they are named (from left to right) nugget, popcorn, and pepper :3:

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)

alnilam posted:

Do tell pls!

unfortunately i am in :australia: so i suspect the site may not be of much use to you, also my sister is asleep so I cannot ask her (but will in the morning)

FluffieDuckie posted:

please insititute a complex moat and barbed wire defense system around your boks :ohdear:

all sides of the coop are either wood or strong wire mesh over wood, I remain quietly confident in the security of these boks but am also on at the very least medium alert

it would be kind of cool to have a moat though

Luvcow posted:

nugget is my favorite

i am emotionally invested in nugget

she is the noisiest and also seems determined to be Top Bok
fortunately popcorn and pepper don't really care, so they're all friends now

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
bok update: FIRST EGG HAS BEEN LAID, popcorn did it



now nugget needs to get her poo poo together and start being a team player/layer

soon.
SOON.

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
egg pic



Robot Made of Meat posted:

WTG Popcorn!

And no pressure on the others. We each perform according to our abilities.

we actually have a chicken warranty on nugget and popcorn where if either doesn't lay then we get a replacement :v:

breakfast dorito fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Apr 17, 2016

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
sister ate it; can confirm it was actually egg

the mystery of who is stealing my left socks continues

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
i forgot you had an account, goon sister

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
i leave you guys alone for one day and all hell breaks loose

what have i done

Luvcow posted:

byob has had a dark history with chicken threads

is... is this true?

also, for future reference, noctiluca is practically never being serious

Luvcow posted:

I may have had too much to drink last night and painted some nugget fan art:


i for one think this is eggcellent

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
byob: bring your own bok

breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
woah there nelly she's still new at this give her time

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breakfast dorito

doritos form part of a healthy breakfast (in theory) and should not be used as a primary source of nutrition (you don't tell me how to live)
hark, let cry the boks of war

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