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T Zero
Sep 26, 2005
When the enemy is in range, so are you
Barack:



*Strong Orator
*Thoughtful, deliberate
*Seen as a prophet
*Daddy issues
*Black

Hillary:



*Woman in command
*Suffers from poor circumstances beyond her control
*Constantly hounded
*Consistently makes bad decisions
*Realpolitik incarnate



Bernie:



*Idealist
*Sexy as gently caress



Discuss

EDIT: And justify your choices

T Zero has issued a correction as of 06:55 on Apr 16, 2016

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gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

T Zero posted:

Barack:




Hillary:





Bernie:







Discuss

thats rayces

point of return
Aug 13, 2011

by exmarx
why does a french guy have a brooklyn accent

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011
Biden is Kirk

O'Malley is Archer

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Ted Cruz is Wesley Crusher

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
Jeb Redshirt #4 Rubio Spock Trump Khan

gregday
May 23, 2003

Jeb!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Bernie Sanders would never endorse recklessly charging into the Romulan Neutral Zone.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Bernie wouldn't take any poo poo from Q. He'd probably punch him in the mouth like Sisko.

1% of the weird aliens controlling 99% of the plot devices for the episode, etc etc

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope

Lord of Pie posted:

Bernie wouldn't take any poo poo from Q. He'd probably punch him in the mouth like Sisko.

1% of the weird aliens controlling 99% of the plot devices for the episode, etc etc

I imagine bernie would break all sorts of bones and the rheumatis would act up if he tried to make a fist and move his arm above soup bowl level

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Ted Cruz

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

kasich:


donald drumpf:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
I take mine back because there's no evidence that the crystalline entity kills for pleasure

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


T Zero posted:

Hillary:


Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lol

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


close thread

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


:bernpop:

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A young Gabriel Bell is wearing a 'Black Lives Matter' hoodie right now.

Trump for Nagus

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Al! posted:

Ted Cruz


Cruz is probably more like that tar monster from TNG

Also the backstory is more in line with Cruz, the monster was created when the alien society tried to offload their negative aspects onto a single being

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

edit: DAMMIT ETALIAN

XboxPants has issued a correction as of 01:01 on Apr 16, 2016

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Bernie is Sisko. Always helping the little man from the tyranny of those filthy loving spoonheads.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



yyyyep

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Jim Webb

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


Paul Ryan = Weyoun

Mitt Romney = Gul Dukat

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

fukkin lol

Twilight Matrix posted:

Paul Ryan = Weyoun

Mitt Romney = Gul Dukat

Mitt even look like Dukat


Jeb!

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008




Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Bernie is much more of a future worf though

T Zero
Sep 26, 2005
When the enemy is in range, so are you
Joe Biden is definitely Riker - Second in Command, loose cannon, definitely hooked up with a foreign dignitary, regularly uses computer for unsanctioned purposes


#BajoranLivesMatter

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
how many of you star trek nerds are pedophiles anyway

T Zero
Sep 26, 2005
When the enemy is in range, so are you

Holy poo poo


I always thought of Mitt Romney as Data - Someone pursuing a simulacrum of humanity

Mrit
Sep 26, 2007

by exmarx
Grimey Drawer
Picture of Sisko has hair, no goatee, voted 1.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Bernie

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

bernie's Michael Eddington, who wages a morally correct campaign against the evils of the self-deluding federation, lacks the resources or knowledge to take advantage of his momentum, sacrifices his own morality for nothing and winds up only being important as a valuable moral lesson for the real protagonist of the series who never brings up his name again

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006


I will not stand for this slander of Quark's best customer. <:mad:>

Oh, and Jake and Nog are Bernie and Killer Mike respectively.

Jake/Bernie: obsessed with Important Things, painfully earnest, sometimes fucks up when interacting with other people because that's not where his head is and occasionally makes questionable stylistic choices

<- :wtc: ->

KM/Nog: had to work his way up from the bottom and focused on learning to play the game. He may be an unapologetic capitalist but he's still a great guy and a true friend.

Another similarity is that outside of MY FANFICS :byodame: they'll both drift apart over the span of a couple years... :smith:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lol

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Bernie album is cool and good

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

it is a good day to vote

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Kinky Friedman



is

XboxPants
Jan 30, 2006

Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.


cause this well ain't near dry

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

XboxPants posted:



cause this well ain't near dry

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