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Always loved these kind of new guy hazings and pranks. I've been victim to many and usually turn around and pass it right down the line. Construction: Send guys off for non existing tools, call the tool store before the arrive and have them send them to another location or just gently caress with em. Tools include, left handed hammers, counter clockwise screwdrivers, board stretchers Just have the guy dig a random hole, if he asks it's never deep enough. Candy making: We had access to pure citric acid crystals, for those unfamiliar it looks like fine sugar and is basically flavorless sour warhead coating. New guy leave his soda unattended for a minute? Fill his straw with citric acid. Carmel covered onions Chocolate covered styrofoam peanuts Retail: At a sporting goods store we convinced our new boot guy that whenever a customer asks if a boot was waterproof (every customer asks this) the best way to test and also demonstrate is to take the boot in question get a good seal around the opening with your mouth and huff and puff into the boot like a balloon. He did this for about 2 weeks until one of the store owners saw him and was all  At the same store we had this weird storage closet we called Narnia, it was a normal door but about 12ft off the ground, there was probably some sort of loft and deck before it got turned into 20' celings, you needed a ladder to get up. New guy getting some seasonal bullshit? Take his ladder. Our warehouse had a basement with no windows and was basically a maze of coat racks and tight aisles of boxes, turn the lights off when someones down there and it's darker than a coffin and unless they work warehouse they don't really know the layout.
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