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What the hell happened to her legs? Is she part Gumby?
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May 13, 2016 18:54
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5 more minutes mom... just 5 more...
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May 13, 2016 18:59
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"This is not what I meant by transubstantiation!"
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May 13, 2016 19:26
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"He hasn't even put the white highlights in her eyes yet!"  Good job, super-white guy that doesn't even live in the Southwest. Nice native girl blur on your ribs. Next time you start bitching about social justice bullshit I'm going to point out the "cultural appropriation" waste of space on your side.
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May 14, 2016 03:00
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Sientara posted:What the hell happened to her legs? Is she part Gumby? Ha! When I first saw that I didn't look close enough and thought she was a mermaid.
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May 15, 2016 14:26
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e_angst posted:Ha! When I first saw that I didn't look close enough and thought she was a mermaid. 
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May 15, 2016 14:37
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Postal Parcel posted:I was going to say "stop whining, goalpost tats are easy to find" but you're right. Best I could find was: I wonder if this is an actual pro long snapper or, more likely, a man whose football glory days are playing that position for a high school or D3 college team.
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May 15, 2016 15:12
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Henchman of Santa posted:I wonder if this is an actual pro long snapper or, more likely, a man whose football glory days are playing that position for a high school or D3 college team. Even worse than you're thinking. Independent college football  http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/04/long-snapper-tattoo e: I run high school bowl games and LS and special teams players are always the absolute worst to deal with. Everyone thinks it's the skill position players like QB/WR, but nope. loving long snappers and punters/kickers are the real divas. fullroundaction has a new favorite as of 16:15 on May 15, 2016 |
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May 15, 2016 16:10
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Found a good artist!   I get that that is lipstick and a rose but what is the rest of it???  Derpy cobras!!  Check out this sick closeup!  Haha 
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May 16, 2016 02:27
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HungryMedusa posted:
Digging the white trash girl name scratched on their neck in faux cursive
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May 16, 2016 02:43
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"God, I thought I'd never get out of there!"
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May 16, 2016 02:45
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HungryMedusa posted:I get that that is lipstick and a rose but what is the rest of it??? Mirror and perfume atomizer.
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May 16, 2016 02:46
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So he protects her with his calves whilst she intuits with her thighs. Gotcha. Also, if his strength was really in his arms, wouldn't he be picking her up instead of carrying her on his back. Why doesn't she do it? She's the one with the back bone.
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May 16, 2016 02:51
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Well, at least it's spelled correctly.
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May 16, 2016 02:54
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:Digging the white trash girl name scratched on their neck in faux cursive On the other side of the neck it says meth
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May 16, 2016 02:57
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May 16, 2016 03:28
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Time waits for no one, especially not a decent artist
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May 16, 2016 03:45
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nostrata posted:On the other side of the neck it says meth It might as well, people getting jobstoppers like that loving baffles me I know you can chalk it down to stupidity but whyyy the gently caress would you get something you can't cover unless you ran out of space
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May 16, 2016 05:38
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:It might as well, people getting jobstoppers like that loving baffles me I saw a girl yesterday in shorts/tank top whose only visible tattoo was a huge cursive name from the back of her neck to her jaw. I mean, I couldn't see her torso, so maybe she had some work done there, but drat.
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May 16, 2016 07:42
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Hahaha it's Kid Rock escaping from the garbage bag he woke up in
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May 16, 2016 07:47
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hyperhazard posted:I saw a girl yesterday in shorts/tank top whose only visible tattoo was a huge cursive name from the back of her neck to her jaw. Was it this girl?  She was tattooed by her "boyfriend", who was the guy who tattooed the stars on that other girls face, and apparently has made a habit of getting his name tattooed on girls he fucks. I think they have broken up by now, which is definitely a smarter decision than getting the tattoo.
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May 16, 2016 08:11
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As I recall, it happened on their first date, it's his name, and they are now married and own a tattoo shop together. A story that really, really could have been far worse.
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May 16, 2016 09:10
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You're never going to convince me that it isn't hosed up though. Maybe when they're 70 and still together or something. Maybe.
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May 16, 2016 09:15
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POLICE CAR AUCTION posted:It might as well, people getting jobstoppers like that loving baffles me I don't think the kind of job that person works requires an interview or has an office dress policy
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May 16, 2016 12:15
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Scratch Monkey posted:I don't think the kind of job that person works requires an interview or has an office dress policy I would think a strip club would have both, just maybe not in the traditional sense.
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May 16, 2016 12:39
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uXs posted:You're never going to convince me that it isn't hosed up though. Oh, it's totally hosed up. But she was apparently into it, so as I said, could have been worse. RickVoid has a new favorite as of 04:28 on May 17, 2016 |
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May 16, 2016 15:07
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fullroundaction posted:Even worse than you're thinking. Independent college football That says he's going to BYU, which is a good DI program. I was expecting some NAIA poo poo.
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May 17, 2016 03:35
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RickVoid posted:As I recall, it happened on their first date, it's his name, and they are now married and own a tattoo shop together. Maybe I roll with a different crowd, but who lets themselves get talked into getting a tattoo, of someone's name, on their goddamn face on a first date? I mean yeah maybe it had a happy-ever-after ending, but at the same time you can't help but think there's an awful lot of pressure to keep the relationship going "Do I really want to be the woman with her ex-husband's name tattooed on my face?"
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May 17, 2016 03:46
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IIRC they communicated for a while on a body mod forum before meeting for the first time.
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May 17, 2016 06:52
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BrigadierSensible posted:Was it this girl? I know the circumstance for this tattoo is hosed and call me crazy but I think it looks cool. I'm not condoning any future child of mine to get it, but if you forget it's some pervert's name it actually looks badass in a cyberpunk kind of way.
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May 17, 2016 13:47
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No not at all
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May 17, 2016 13:55
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Looks like the generic "face tattoo" option from any video game that lets you personalize your character.
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May 17, 2016 14:01
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I googled NASCAR tattoo:  
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May 17, 2016 14:34
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It came from Facebook: Stylized or not, so many problems...
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May 17, 2016 20:19
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A little background info. I had a best friend in highschool who was a really nice girl, if not a little bit on the emo side. She definitely had issues in her home life, and started going down the wrong path in the later grades, and beyond, but she's always been pretty sweet. Well, I logged onto Facebook today to see that she posted that she got this monstrosity done.  I have to breathe a bit of a sigh of relief because I had once thought about patronizing the shop she got it done at (I swear they used to have a better artist...) but seeing this stands as a huge red flag to never ever darken their doorway... Also, where's the girl's nose in the tattoo? Eek.
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May 17, 2016 21:39
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May 18, 2016 01:11
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i mean great way to incorporate the farmer's tan but yikes
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May 18, 2016 01:18
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May 18, 2016 01:34
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You know, the only good thing about scalp tattoos is that at least you can grow your hair back and cover them when you realize what a horrible mistake you've made.
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May 18, 2016 01:38
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this looks like one of those stupid things you would have seen on FunnyJunk back in 2002
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