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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Flaming Lime posted:

Hey just look at #snake___pit on Instagram. Endless content :stare:

I need to know more about this person. I'm afraid I'm going to go mad if I don't get some goddamn answers soon.

e: Goddamn that instagram has totally broken my brain. These are so oddly specific, I mean if you're double fisting a lady is it important that she have a 5 o'clock bush situation and that you always wear gloves? Is that the only way you can ever get off? Are these tattoos a warning or a memorial thing? Ugh.

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 22:33 on May 30, 2018

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ugh

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
took me way too long to work out what that says, that lowercase p and o are off the chain

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

marjorie posted:

At first I thought she meant "guys, first tattoo" but no. Looks like that guy needs that resistor colour chart as his 2nd tattoo.

Lol new thread title

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You could swap the tattoo in with this meme

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Shoehead posted:

Oh that reminds me, I saw a guy with a KEK scratcher on his leg. I really don't want to know him any more.

Please befriend just long enough to get a pic, and post it here.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gets heart disease from an infection (read: cardiac vegetation from IV drug use), so gets tons of tattoos to cope introducing lots more infection vectors into her body...defo deserves that heart.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Don't worry that lovely tattoo will get blown off in a week.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LingcodKilla posted:

If it was on his dick and reacted to tobacco juice, sure.

thinking more of an IED situation but you just had to get weird with it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This. This will definitely fix your marriage.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Target was a mistake

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
not terrible at all but whatever

would be a cooler as a shirt.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I'm the Lactose alligator.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LingcodKilla posted:

Barrel droop happens to all of us eventually.

imagine the hanks droop tho

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LadyPictureShow posted:

Apologies if this is a repost, but I found this looking for images for a photoshop thread






sometimes I feel like the tattoo artists are just as at fault for enabling crazy people to ruin their lives. It's like selling a gun to a clearly suicidal person isn't ok, why is it ok to assist someone in totally ruing their life? Yeah yeah, I know who gives a poo poo lol and all that, but seriously, even if this lady wasn't stealing for meth, she's totally ruined.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Well i guess those tattoos will speed up a meth deal, cause aint no one thinking you're a cop. More likely you don't even need to go find meth cause people randomly come to you trying to unload it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

hyperhazard posted:

I'm so used to terrible face tattoos, the thing that got me was the terribly inked chest hair. (Yes, dude waxed it off and got it tattooed on)




Guy passed out one too many times at parties and someone decided to tattoo him.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

whypick1 posted:

"Jokes come but Swag and go is forever"

Is "Swag and Go" a convenience store?

Lol Kum and Go is, used to have a lighter from there and it was a prize.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

WORLD THE IS YOU

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ricketyvickyt posted:

Girl has hardly any tattoos on there body...gets this on there neck:



clean your ears, ugh.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bulletsponge13 posted:

I feel weirdly proud that I made the thread title.

I also feel terrified to get my next tattoo.

Thanks, Goons! :downs:

You hit the big time, kid.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Mar 25, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
drat it's tough, at first glance the bottom is worse but then it's more even but less shaded, tough call.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Rotten Red Rod posted:

That's not quite right, he's named Arnoldisdead. Xan Frank is what he calls the tattoo, which has its own tiny weed leaf tattoo on her cheek: https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/the-goods/2019/2/28/18243480/face-tattoos-soundcloud-rap-youtube-justin-bieber?usqp=mq331AQCKAE%3D

Oh gently caress yes, this poo poo aged real well:

quote:

An Alaskan man named Billy Gibby legally changed his name to Hostgator Dotcom

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tears In A Vial posted:

i just saw a picture of that guy that lied about stealing from MS-13 or whatever, and is now lying to get free money to hide from MS-13.



Is that Sean Penn?

link to story/drama
https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/shane-morris-admits-lying-in-viral-twitter-thread-account-shut-down/
what a total douche

quote:

Though Morris directly apologized for lying, he doesn’t seem to have learned completely from the incident. As he expressed in the Medium post, “I’m going to keep writing, and this time around, I’m going to clearly label it ‘fiction’ when I do. No one gets mad at you, as long as you make sure to label your words a work of fiction … That’s who I am. I’m just an opportunistic rear end in a top hat with a brilliant imagination.”

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 05:14 on May 27, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Is that a dildo at the bottom?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

goodness posted:

It gets worse the longer you look



Looks like one of those adult coloring books. I like the shrooms but the rest is meh.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Johnny Truant posted:

e;fb :argh:


https://www.instagram.com/blackorchidtattoostudio/

You know you're at a quality tattoo studio when there are no photos of actual... tattoos... :thunk:

Someone found the photoshop spray paint brushes and just went absolutely loving ape poo poo.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
swing and a miss.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Kleptocracy posted:



Mmm those lines.

looks like a quilt made by a demented gran.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ralph Hurley posted:

I watched this clip and thought of this thread. Skip to about 1:00 to avoid the stupid gross intro sequence and get to the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xXJrVQmvb4

pretty good punchline showing the tattoo, but drat figured he would talk about the girls reaction to it.

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