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Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Scathach posted:

The baby being dead doesn't make that crap tattoo forgivable.

Maybe for an rear end.

http://i.imgur.com/PYKpvBp.jpg

If this person poos out of their buttcheek, they have much bigger problems than an ill-advised rear end tattoo.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 04:25

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 10:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The only Chad I've ever known had an older brother named Chet, because I guess some people shouldn't be allowed to name children.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2016 06:04

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

DandyLion posted:

Really, nobody else liked this one? I mean, its not factually correct but I liked the theme.

It might be a cute joke if it were small and somewhere coverable, and also executed better, but as a huge chest/cleavage piece? Come on.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 19:16

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

dumb. posted:

Good advice. Why, I'm ripping Harambe in my heart right now!

# ¿ Aug 21, 2016 22:15

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

cyberia posted:

This is awful, but I can't hate it. I feel like it's exactly what it's meant to be.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 04:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SatansOnion posted:

I also wonder how he got all those extra ribs, although at a guess it's probably the same place he found all those superfluous Liefeld muscles

Dumpster-diving behind a Mortal Kombat arena.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 16:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

sweeperbravo posted:

how is tato formed
how is tato formed
how girl get disfigured

they need to do way with instain stick and pokers who disfigure their freinds

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 02:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I really want that next-to-last one to be fanart of that inept church fresco "restoration" Jesus from a few years back.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 19:50

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

HungryMedusa posted:

These wings

Take
These broken wings
And draw them on your back
Maybe like three pairs

# ¿ Dec 15, 2016 19:50

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Field Mousepad posted:

I know it happens all the time but it always confused me how someone saw a tattoo another person had and said "I want this exact same tattoo."

"But I'm not going to shop around for an artist as good as the original tattoo artist, so my tattoo will inevitably look like a crappy ripoff! Awesome!"

Then again, based on this thread, people are either totally awful at or totally apathetic about evaluating tattoo-artist quality, so... yeah.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 05:31

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

dpack_1 posted:

We did a save at my studio some time last year.

Guy had a cute name for his ex gf "tot" tattooed on his thigh.

A friend of mine has a story like this about her dad, who had a tattoo of "Cora" (his ex-wife's name) reworked into "Marine Corps."

The dad was not in the Marines.

# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 23:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ricketyvickyt posted:

Does tasteless 'tattoo artist' qualify for this thread...

That dude needs to put on a shirt. And maybe, like, a face shield. Or a welding mask.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 08:11

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

DumbparameciuM posted:

Double down on the poo poo tattoo! Yeah! Cover ups!

This was never good, but I'd say it was better before it got shaded to within an inch of its life.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 12:18

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Giga Pet giveaway posted:

Potatowl.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 03:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

To be fair, even the original screenshot expression is just "fat guy is pretty sure he left the stove on," so it's not surprising that's how the tattoo ended up

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 02:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ZombieJesus posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRXgh3sDcp_/
Your Wings
Were Ready
But My
Heart
Was Not
Mom

Let's be fair here -- the fact that this memorial tattoo at no point involves a Looney Tunes character means that it could be worse.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 10:36

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

cash crab posted:

HA

also, I am sorry

Dinovagino

I like how the rear end in a top hat(?) line just makes it look like Yoshi has a huge set of testicles under the junk

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 07:21

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ricketyvickyt posted:

"Yeah, uh, could I get a vape elf?"

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 21:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

It's a

skull. "HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS GROIN!"

# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 06:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

TheKennedys posted:

It came from facebook:

I have a friend who is very fond of the term "vanilla bean basic bitch" and it seems to fit. Even if it's "ironic" it's still stupid. The linework is okay at least, except for whatever the gently caress that arrow fletching is supposed to be about

That's a poo poo-ton of real estate to spend on a pretty weak joke.

# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 02:25

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Pokey Araya posted:

This.

Now I want that infinity sign, but with just "Word." Or "Insert Text Here"

# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 19:55

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

uXs posted:

this:

http://imgur.com/NWCuHrO

I'm kind of unnerved by the contrast between the realistic penis and the asterisk-in-red-circle anus. Did the tattoo artist run out of give-a-poo poo at some point?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2017 03:12

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"I am the forest in the mountains" would actually not be terrible, especially if you paired it with a nice little landscape. Way better than that gibberish, anyway.

# ¿ Aug 8, 2017 02:30

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I'm guessing it's some kind of piercing/implant so the tattooee can mount moving hands for his "watch?" A lot of dedication for a really weak joke, in other words.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 01:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

MariusLecter posted:

Thought this was a colostomy port and the joke was 'making GBS threads time'.

I would be okay with the "making GBS threads time" tat.

Do people get tats around colostomy ports? That seems like it could go pretty tasteless pretty fast.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2017 01:40

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Is that dude humping a giant It supposed to be a "fuckit" tattoo?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 04:38

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

DumbparameciuM posted:

I should probably point out that I'm not the owner of the necrotic penis.

Not since it fell off, you aren't

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 01:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

whypick1 posted:

That's what my mind went to as well, but even with doubling up letters, where's the "f"?

Inside the A, upside-down? I think.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 08:59

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Say Nothing posted:

She has the weirdest boner

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 05:02

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Were the bananas on that first one discussed before? Because, uh, I'm not sure I get the bananas, and I realize that's a weird thing to think in the midst of Cat Fetus Party, but... yeah.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 03:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

brb, screaming into the void

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 00:23

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
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And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

sleppy posted:

dick ball vagina butt heart

All I can think of here is those nightmarish sex toys that just have a bunch of genitals/sexual body parts thrown together in a hideous flesh-colored plastic wad. I feel like I could buy this tattoo for like $30 on Amazon, with a product page with five reviews about how the material ripped instantly and/or rotted some dude's junk off.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2018 04:07

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Mofette posted:

"Mum changes son's name after mistake in new tattoo"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-44153864

The weird thing about this to me is that the kid in question is five years old, i.e. a fully-fledged small human. I guess kids at that age can still be pretty flexible, but if I'd been asked/told about changing my name when I was five, I would have flipped my fussy-kindergartener poo poo.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 04:03

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

ricketyvickyt posted:

I'm not even a tattoo person, and I was still like "goddamn, what a waste of space."

# ¿ Jul 5, 2018 02:55

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

"Meaningful/personal/inspirational tattoos next to disposable jokes" is my new favorite tat style

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 23:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yes, that is definitely a bird in rope bondage with the bow over its cloaca, giving the viewer bedroom eyes

no, sir, I don't like it

# ¿ Apr 14, 2019 09:09

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

How do so many people seem to forget their nipples exist when placing chest tattoos?

# ¿ May 25, 2019 05:22

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

areyoucontagious posted:

torn skin holster

I'm trying to picture this. Like, the skin tears open to reveal a holster and gun underneath like he's the shittiest Terminator, or like he's so hardkore he tore a hole in his skin to stick his gun into?

Come to think of it, has the "skin tears open to reveal my TRUE SELF which is leopard print or the Monster logo or something" ever worked? I can see how it might, theoretically, but I've never seen a version of it I thought looked good.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2019 08:32

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

EL BROMANCE posted:

Goodnight sweet prince

This just makes me wonder if tattoo-removal shops have definable trends of which tattoos people regret, and how those trends correlate with getting tattooed in the first place. What kind of trendy garbage do people regret the quickest?

# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 06:01

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 10:27

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Yeah, I can't stop laughing at Dapper Baseball Star Guy

# ¿ Jun 23, 2019 21:50

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