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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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I want it to be a new thread title except it is rooted in someone's personal discomfort

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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I've never seen a pizza themed tattoo that I didn't like.

I wonder if anyone has a tattoo of loss.pjg

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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The text made me frown but I am down with a rad cat skateboarding on a pizza.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Dick Trauma posted:

It's supposed to read "DOG" :smith:

doesn't even work in the mirror.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

It's from a series of comics called Locke and Key. They're actually pretty good. I don't have the original picture in front of me, so I can't say if the tattooer copied the comics lettering or not.

The style looked familiar. Isn't that done by one of Stephen King's kids?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Chichevache posted:

Yeah, and the comic feels pretty similar to King too. It's definitely worth reading, even if you have only a passing interest in comics. It won a ton of awards.

It's a shame, a friend lent me her copies of the first two books but I never got around to reading them and gave them back to her before we moved out of our apartment and over the next few years we stopped being friends so what I'm saying is maybe I'll check next time I'm at the library :smith:

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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more like no-ga

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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You're the orange faygo to my purple faygo.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Butter first, milk second, then, add the cheese powder.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Slapped Across the Face with the Condom Pounded into My Butt by My Own Butt

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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I just picture that guy's whole body coming to one triangular point at the bottom that he hops around on

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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How much do you have to hate your body to get those and feel that's better than just having the plain skin

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Johnny Truant posted:

To infinity and less than?

Tattoos for realists

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Literally the only thing I can think of is to infinity and beyond. It's just dumb enough to be a possibility.

That's definitely what they were going for but that's not what that last symbol means.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Ok Fella posted:

I think you should wax instead of shave!

That's worse part of the picture than the tattoo imo

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Tasteless Tattoos, Terrible Torsos

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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:effort:



sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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dolour

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Every element of the nazi guy screams "avoid this person." like on a molecular level

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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I scrolled down to the tattoo and then scrolled back up and was surprised, I think this is the first time I ever was surprised to see that somebody didn't have a nipple piercing

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Idk but that baby bear is so :pwn: it's back to adorable

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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sometimes things look just a little bit like other things i know, and then i think it's funny and i laugh a little chuckle, and you know, i think that's okay

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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it's a dick baby and it's large

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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hips don't lie, hands aren't seen

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:



courtesy of facebook: three people who apparently didn't bother to go to the same artist for their matching dumpling tattoos. also that are not the same kind of dumpling as the explanatory picture.

all i could think of was that woman with a halved red onion tattooed in her full armpit

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Field Mousepad posted:

I googled high tech toaster tattoo and all that came up were The Brave Little Toaster tatts.

I did see this though:



It's well done but that pastel green color is just awful.

it's like that ice tea can all over again

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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the blobs make it look like a psychedelic piza

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Imagine you're that guy's family member and you get to look at that during the holidays

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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the gentle detail paid to the areolas

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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how is tato formed
how is tato formed
how girl get disfigured

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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the it's get better, the it's don't stop.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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how could you give your own brother the spicy keychain, Dominic??!!??

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Antivehicular posted:

I really want that next-to-last one to be fanart of that inept church fresco "restoration" Jesus from a few years back.

I thought of the fresco Jesus too, somethign about the angle of the head right?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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great tattoo of a snulch

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Certain tattoos make me appreciate the weirdness of skin

Look at that rippley little puddle of wrinkles, how the light reflects off them.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Thank god tattoos aren't permanent.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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SoR Blaze posted:

I once saw a tattoo that I'll never forget in a previous version of this thread, years ago. It was a poorly-inked Garfield, nonchalantly riding a skateboard and holding a gooey-looking slice of pizza. I think he was wearing elbow-pads and a helmet. Does anyone know where I can find this image, or confirm that it even exists at all? No amount of googling has led me to it.

You sure it was Garfield and not Bart Simpson?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Mizuti posted:

This one is my favorite.



And the wings one looks like it came straight from deviantart.

That snake is really shocked and disgusted about something happening to the right.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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Say Nothing posted:



She's always right.

I hope this person really says this if anyone ever asks about the tattoo.

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

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ZombieJesus posted:

posted on facebook by a friend of a friend:

Adventyse

reminds me of Spontaneouse from the Your Name is What? thread



HungryMedusa posted:

Alas, as great as I knew I would have done on Double Dare or especially Nick Arcade I never appeared on the channel.

There are fewer really bad Nickelodeon tattoos than I thought there would be. Have almost Doug but not quite:


This came to mind, fairly relevant to thread

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