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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

How did she get the one that's in the middle of the top of her nose? I actually don't want to know, but still felt like asking

This one I actually want to know- if you have all those kind of lip piercings do you take them out before you eat food? I just am imagining biting into like a hot wing and the hot sauce getting on and staying on the piercings unless you take them out and wipe them after. Also can you get a mouthful of water and puff your cheeks out and just spray everybody around you? That's kind of cool

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 02:59

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:27

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

ricketyvickyt posted:

I love Facebook and it�s wonderful pictures

I hope the girl flashes this at people whenever they go on a long rant that isn't really on-topic

# ¿ Mar 8, 2018 23:23

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

No, I meant the arm with all the sticker-style tattoos.

they're emojis

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 13:31

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

rockcity posted:

Seriously, why would you get one facing one direction and another facing the other way?

It's the anti-bike for satanist cyclists

# ¿ Mar 9, 2018 23:04

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I looked at it first and was like hmm it really does look 3d wonder how they managed toOHG GOD

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 12:42

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Say Nothing posted:

If the cheek beard filled in Squidward would just be standing in the beard, peering out from behind the sideburns

Does his throat tattoo say Shut up???????

# ¿ Mar 13, 2018 01:54

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

They say don't judge a person by their appearance, but as tattoos are something you choose to have, I file them under exempt from the no-judge rule

Also imagine the dick lynching whenever the guy jacks off

# ¿ Mar 14, 2018 12:37

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Hop Rom

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 21:18

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

cis autodrag posted:

My brain was trying so hard to make this be bad text that it took forever to notice the tail.

Gfrosfors
oetope u wnq

# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 00:41

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

the puckering dickhead

# ¿ Apr 8, 2018 18:32

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I love being able to not wear shoes when possible but god drat

Lol wait this reminded me of when I was in college. I was getting lunch at the grill/bar thing in the student center before my next class and this guy comes up next to me and starts chatting, very very tentatively flirting but I had a boyfriend at the time so wasn't into it, though the dude was cute. Except I was also getting a weird vibe form him- like in Wacky Wednesday how you know something's going to be wrong on every page even if you don't notice it right away? I look down and the dude has no shoes on. Why is it so obvious when someone's not wearing shoes even if it's outside your direct field of vision*? Is it some sonar excitement they emit from the thrill of being bairf in a taboo setting? Anyway once i saw that was happening I felt a lot less bad about not flirting with him

*cutting off the joke, no there wasn't like a plume of foot BO coming up from the floor.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 21:42

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Hell hath no regert like a wamon scroned.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 19:25

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

w00tmonger posted:

I don't know what I was expecting, but I only predicted 1 out of 3 elements

I expected a genital

# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 17:35

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

uXs posted:

I can't see what body part that's supposed to be.

First thought was- rear end with the crack edited out? No, back? No... front? Wait, no nipples. Back of head? Must be back of back... or fat leg?

It's weird how it looks similar to several body parts but not exactly like any.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 12:24

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Shoehead posted:

I guess the disfigured nipples don't really help identify the part of the body. Like reverse pareidolia

Eughhhh. I was hoping it wasn't that but looking closer I see it.

It's amazing how much a nipple can look like a tiny fist

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 12:20

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

areyoucontagious posted:

Would someone care to explain?

The memorial to his dead sister is right under a tattoo that reads "Mess with the Best Die like the Rest."

Guess we know why she died!

# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 22:52

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Oh poo poo, she messed with the best, but the best was herself.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 01:44

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

artichoke posted:

jesus, that's depressing.

But in a way that explains everything

# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 12:27

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

GCU Quelle Suprise posted:

I wanted to amke this joke.

It could also be turned into the guy's head from The Scream

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 12:39

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Could get in a thumb war with that big toe

# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 00:44

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The 4 looks like he's setting up a marijuana shaped beach umbrella for some penguins

# ¿ May 2, 2018 12:05

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

That's actually pretty impressive

Field Mousepad posted:

They all look like professional wrestlers that have had a really hard life

This made me lol

# ¿ May 22, 2018 12:20

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Retro Futurist posted:

My partner was watching some quality reality TV and we found this winner. Presenting tribal nipple tattoos.

I don't remember this X Files episode

# ¿ Mar 29, 2020 15:16

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

subpar anachronism posted:

I got WeWe

azo toke

e: :nws:

for humping? are you actually at work though?

# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:06

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

EL BROMANCE posted:

I hope the van is in motion while he tattoos people.

the tattoo van is comin' and everybody's jumpin, new york through san francisco, a hepatitis disco, the artist will leave bruisin with needles theyre reusin, so if you hate your body, get on and join the party

# ¿ May 5, 2020 20:36

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Chris Meloni just being like "Heh, uh, aight"

# ¿ Jul 15, 2020 02:45

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

DorkusMalorkus posted:

it's the kind of year where I can't tell if these are pro- or anti- trump

# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 16:06

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

CeramicPig posted:

Hmmm. I want people to know I served in the military, but also want to commemorate my love of Rugrats

also this reads less like a cohesive piece and more like a shopping list

# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 15:39