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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bonster posted:

Can you accidentally wind up with a hideous tattoo?

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-41510293

Maybe.

Why do I feel like this guy is related to that other woman who wrote in the graun or wherever about how her son betrayed her by getting a tattoo?

Like gently caress dude you got a little mark on your arm because you were thick don't have a loving existential crisis about it.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


oh my god

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It was a very good tim curry but even with the prostheses on I do not want to french kiss tim curry during oral sex.

Also if she ever stops shaving it's going to be tim curry with a semi detached beard.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

areyoucontagious posted:

Hey awful tattoo thread, do you guys have any resources on how to evaluate an artist’s portfolio? I have a few tattoos but they were from artists I was referred to by people I knew. I’m in Portland OR if anyone knows a really solid studio/artist.

In return:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xD1FAOJI84

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HungryMedusa posted:

OK is this supposed to be a specific person? I feel like I am missing something.


I saw this one on the Sucky Tattoos Instagram a while ago and saved it, thinking next time I opened it I would have some idea of what the gently caress it is. I still don't. Every idea I come up with pretty much falls apart when I see the weird tube circle part.



Cannot yet assign positively to animal or vegetable kingdom, but odds now favour animal, probably represents incredibly advanced evolution of radiata without loss of certain primitive features. Echinoderm resemblances unmistakable despite local contradictory evidences. Wing structure puzzles in view of probable marine habitat, but may have use in water navigation. Symmetry is curiously vegetable-like, suggesting vegetable's essentially up-and-down structure rather than animal's fore-and-aft structure. Fabulously early date of evolution, preceding even simplest Archean protozoa hitherto known, baffles all conjecture as to origin.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Well whether it's intended to or not, I think it definitely works like defensive eye spots on moths. Any predator is going to be struck with paralytic confusion trying to figure out what it's looking at while she makes her escape.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

You could be getting hepatitis from it.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I initially parsed that as some kind of equation.

Laughter is time less Imagination. L=T-I

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zombear posted:

An imgur dump of bad tattoos.

Here's a few from the gallery:



The rare and endangered Potato hawk.

I literally said "potato hawk" the minute I saw that and I'm glad it wasn't just me.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SoUncool posted:

When I first looked at this I thought "eh, not too bad." Lots of line work, though I wouldn't have gone with the Mercator projection :smug:

The longer I look, the worse it gets...

I feel like it is to the mercator projection as :pwn: is to :)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Todd Howard taking the fallout 76 thing well I see.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hyperlynx posted:

I just saw a guy with a tattoo saying "ΠΘΠ SΣRVΦΛM". Which, to the best of my knowledge, does not read "Non Serviam" but "Pthp Ssrvfilm".

Picking greek letters based on what latin letter they look like is absolutely wonderful for the noises it produces, because it's almost invariably some kind of pfpfpprsspfpsfpt noise.

Subjunctive posted:

I finally have content for this thread!





Also why does the copper look a: like his hat is greenscreened onto his body and b: he is greenscreened onto his car?

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 08:24 on Aug 31, 2019

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

So rockabilly I wrote "rockabilly" on my face.

Very impressive hair though. And very brave to smoke so close to it.

E: Sorry, ROCKAB̸̼͈̣͚͙́͂Į̷͕̭̻́̌̎̑̆͛͛L̶̫̫̼̼̳͍̯̬̇͗̔̊̂̏̽̚͜͠Ĺ̷̪́͝Ÿ̴̠̪͈̗̩̙́̽̂͘͠

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It's a bit wobbly but like... the map and compass are well done enough that I cannot begin to explain the text. And they're both quite nice and sharp too! It'd look fine if it wasn't for the poorly superimposed text lol.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

whypick1 posted:

Yes, it's just the text that's the problem, and not the hosed up outline of Michigan...or the incredibly wrong compass direction...

I don't know what it's a picture of, I thought it was someone cut the sweden off of norway.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary vaginas forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 23:31 on Feb 19, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm curious about the severely faded scribbling below the ovaries.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

sephiRoth IRA posted:

What is the scorpion symbol on that guy's shirt, btw? I didn't want to attempt to google it.

He served in the brotherhood of NOD.

E: also seconding that granddad kratos is loving amazing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

beanieson posted:

ok so this is definitely a :nws: link in that it’s literally a video of a woman getting a pussy tattoo while being hosed, so I’m not even gonna link it...

But uh, here ya go, a woman got a pussy tattoo while being hosed :staredog:


:nws: [nu uh]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e21cbe262eb6[/nope] :nws:

The tattoist giving directions on gently caress technique so as not to interfere with the tattooing is pretty good.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Definitely yonic onion imo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Who does that open palmed with their index finger though? Nose should be on the middle finger if you're gonna do that.

If you use your index finger you poke your lens with your middle finger.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hirayuki posted:


?

(Plus countless online examples that are not anime.)

She isn't open palmed, you have to move your other fingers out of the way.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think it's :nws: not :nsfw:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The autoembed may check for both strings but :nsfw: does not appear to be an emote.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's why it's "the start of"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Just raises the image of some sort of horrific bird/tree mutant monstrosity tbh.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Wasabi the J posted:

"I'm his succubus" in Nazi font...

A new person I don't wanna know a single thing about!

They might just be a goth, annoying the nazis liked gothic stuff too but they were weird about it.

I'm a little more concerned with the... weird staining in the middle of her chest? Especially coming from the unswastika butthole guy it made me initially think she was related to spare rear end annie.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Knormal posted:

I really just wanted to hear more about this train hopping forum.

I assume it is a forum for people who ride boxcars around the country illegally, it is A Thing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I love 🅱️rayoon in Deep Space 9.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Fuckin just for men advert looking rear end.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I kinda want the vagina melange to just continue over the entire body, just an endless amorphous coating of vagina tattoos.

I also enjoy the idea of having sex with the guy and there's just horry petter and dobby staring at you the entire time.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And they grew up to play pikachu in the live action porno.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I also read Cumy Wife

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sorry LCPL Cumy WIfe

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


foot binding is a terrible practice

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

(ex?) nazis still can't draw swastikas, apparently.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

live lomq die youmn

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I especailly enjoy that the hepatitus delivery service appears to be run out of an extremely clapped out ex-transport for london minibus.

That's a government surplus bus right there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I have also seen the videogame adaptation of Dante's Inferno.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"airborne in my heart" is the new name for severe arrythmia.

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