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BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Farside posted:

Last time I checked there are only four faces on Mount Rushmore. For the life of me I can't help but see Moe Howard of the three stooges as the last face.

It looks like Larry Bird to me

# ¿ Dec 23, 2020 14:17

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 10:07

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

What weird drug thing is that used for?

Exfoliating when you�re on bath salts.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 14:38

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Joni Mitchell got thicc

# ¿ Jan 2, 2021 17:49

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this neck, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 13:09

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

END OF AN ERROR posted:

I think it�s bullshit when people with racist tattoos get coverups for free. You were a racist piece of poo poo enough to have it put on your body, you don�t get free poo poo. I�m not a racist and I have to pay for tattoos. Seems backwards.

What if the coverup is a big Bratz tattoo?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 01:19

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Lol that�s pretty good

# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 18:06

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

That�s where I would dive for treasure, actually

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 10:30

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/John_FckinWayne/status/1386196236856877056?s=20

he's getting poo poo so it might disappear. for posterity

Is that tattoo on the back of a horse�s leg?

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 15:01

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Welp here�s a thing: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzwD4rhnVvp/?igshid=hbn4df295wub

Is like it if it said LARGE VAPE

# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 12:04

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

a fatguy baldspot posted:

cum scythe

The caption should just be
APPLE A DAY

CUM SCYTHE

# ¿ May 7, 2021 18:55

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

WeaponX posted:

Sorry Blue �yster Cult, I will absolutely fear the cum reaper

# ¿ May 7, 2021 21:48

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

a fatguy baldspot posted:

�Hi, my name is Giant Red Flag, you don�t happen to like Scooby Doo, do you?�

# ¿ Jun 22, 2021 17:54

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

I AM TRUTH I HAVE A GOITER

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 12:12

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

If you hold that up to the mirror and say Family 3 times you get handed a free ticket to the gathering.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2021 21:30

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

PhysicsFrenzy posted:

I think my grandfather had this exact same tattoo. Wish I had a pic because his was somehow worse.

My cousin has that tattoo. Also not particularly well done from what I remember. He�s in his mid-late 50s so it must�ve been a thing at some point.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2021 14:36

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Could be worse. Could�ve used Hunts

# ¿ Jul 21, 2021 21:10

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

CordlessPen posted:

I mean, I guess it's supposed to say "the killer clown", but there's no way to read it as anything but "killer the clown".

I mean, either way makes sense

# ¿ Jul 24, 2021 18:35

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

At least she picked a theme and she�s going with it. The theme is �tattoos a 49 year old woman might have�

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 20:04

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

DicktheCat posted:

Being legit from the styx, I hate perfomative rednecks.

If it�s any consolation, lawman will put an end to their runnin�.

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 13:48

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Don�t shame people with back nipples

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 18:48

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

I can�t imagine why anyone would do that

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 13:41

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

madeintaipei posted:

I wouldn't have it on me, but that poo poo is real loving cool. The RAUH-welt BEGRIFF Porsche painting seems to show what he's going for with the running ink thing. Neat effect.

Those are more interesting and seem better done than the Ricky gervais one. I wonder if they�re the same guy or a knockoff

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 18:39

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Memento posted:

haha dammit, this is completely the wrong thread

I wouldn�t have known otherwise, so I say it is the right thread

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 12:09

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Bismuth posted:

Technically censored, but maybe still

The WAAs make it

# ¿ Oct 10, 2021 00:42

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Memento posted:

Nailed it

Butthead looks really edgy there

# ¿ Oct 19, 2021 01:51

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

sexpig by night posted:

yea weirdly it's more cute and kinda dumb in the normal nerdy way if it's just one 'thing'. If you're a big nintendo fan use the NES, if you love books use that, it's easy to see how a small tattoo with that design can be much more cute and silly than stupid.

Mashing all the controllers in and making it huge just looks like you tattooed a shitpost onto your body

I mean, when that�s the size of your calf you might have to make an exception. Maybe one PS5 would have been big enough but that�s a beefy canvas

# ¿ Dec 11, 2021 21:56

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

I thought it was deer Hunter-era Christopher walken

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 02:23

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

I like the one below the deer where the car is driving out of his arm

# ¿ Jan 25, 2022 06:28

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

# ¿ Feb 23, 2022 15:50

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Why would a dog need a tattoo to show it�s been neutered. Couldn�t you just look?

# ¿ Mar 2, 2022 03:02

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

The Bloop posted:

I�d never do anything even remotely close to that with my body, but I think it�s kinda cool as a piece of art. For the next few years at least

# ¿ Mar 10, 2022 02:05

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dude saw Green Day and then waited 10 years and saw Gwen Stefani

He was conceived at Woodstock 94

# ¿ Mar 15, 2022 02:05

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

That thing on his nose reminds me of something I drew on a trapper keeper

# ¿ Mar 18, 2022 18:31

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

OwlFancier posted:

Spoilered because it may elicit vomiting:

When I was a kid I had an abcess on my gum, every now and then it would fill up with pus and then burst, which was gross but it had a very distinct taste, which I have always described as being basically like strawberry nesquik.

So, to me, it is kind of funny assuming that the strawberry tattoo weepings presumably also taste like fake strawberry. Strangely this has not left me with any aversion to strawberry nesquik or the desire to eat any more pus as an adult to confirm my childhood memory, both of which I am thankful for.

Either way, I think that tattoo is probably very far from tasteless.

That�s gross

# ¿ Mar 30, 2022 20:52

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

I have no idea who that person is. The tattoo is pretty cool though

# ¿ May 12, 2022 19:56

BigFactory: Sep 17, 2002

There was an absolutely disgusting fat dude that worked at a convenience store near my high school who had a swastika tattooed on the inside of his lower lip. I have zero recollection of what circumstance led to him showing that to a bunch of 15 year olds but he was super proud of it. He was probably in his late 20s but looked like he was pushing 50.

# ¿ May 31, 2022 23:12