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please do not disrespect mighty Russian hockey culture comrade fyodor
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 12:25 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 03:33 |
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wait wtf did that guy cut his jugular how
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 12:27 |
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Lichy posted:wait wtf did that guy cut his jugular how
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 12:27 |
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They're talking about taking fighting out of hockey because of injuries and depression suffered by team Enforcers, aka goons
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 12:49 |
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Professor Shark posted:They're talking about taking fighting out of hockey because of injuries and depression suffered by team Enforcers, aka goons maybe if they were better at playing hockey they wouldn't be depressed!
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 12:51 |
The coolest hockey player ever is George Laraque. He is black, speaks more than 1 language, smiles a lot, enjoys living life with family and friends, and he doesn't eat meat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G5PWiqt6qU&t=49s He is everything I hope every goon can someday become. He scored a hat trick once, which is weird as hell because he was a straight-up enforcer and had absolute hands of stone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBsfoeJer_c
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 13:42 |
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http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Skating_Ability_and_Posting_in_Hockey_Threads:_An_Analysis
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 13:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq6EFkPR4nc
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 13:49 |
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Irish Hurling > all sports.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:03 |
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counterpoint
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:15 |
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hey op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcqQC02YbY
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:19 |
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why did they stop highlighting the puck?
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:22 |
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Bea Nanner posted:why did they stop highlighting the puck? how hard is it to track something black against a white background
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:25 |
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its small and moves fast?
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:25 |
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Lichy posted:wait wtf did that guy cut his jugular how https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR-wA4SmbO4
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:27 |
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Bea Nanner posted:why did they stop highlighting the puck? Because you can see the puck in 1080P
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:28 |
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Bea Nanner posted:its small and moves fast? let me guess youre american
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:30 |
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let me guess youre a oval office
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:31 |
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Bea Nanner posted:let me guess youre a oval office yes but i also dont have a fat american face thats too slow to track a puck across a screen
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:32 |
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i dont watch or follow hockey but i remember it used to have a neon halo that was cool and now it doesnt so i asked a question in this very thread in the general bullshit subforum of the something awful internet comedy forum
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:33 |
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i challenge you to a game of buckets in the locker room after the game
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:33 |
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Hockey is awesome and slapshot is the 2nd best sports movie ever after caddyshack
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:38 |
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idk it all seems pretty hokey
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 14:40 |
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That was super loving wtf. Blood was spurting from his neck I still don't get how he got cut, though
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:02 |
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You know why black guys don't play hockey
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:05 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:That was super loving wtf. Blood was spurting from his neck Ice skates are sharp metal blades.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:09 |
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notZaar posted:You know why black guys don't play hockey Because equipment and ice time is expensive and black families & schools are typically poorer? This then leads to a cultural barrier that makes it hard for black youths to want to get into hockey.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:15 |
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Speleothing posted:Because equipment and ice time is expensive and black families & schools are typically poorer? This then leads to a cultural barrier that makes it hard for black youths to want to get into hockey. Nope! Because every other sport pays better. Being a star hockey player in the US is a step above being on Judge Judy for notoriety.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:28 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nope! Because every other sport pays better. Being a star hockey player in the US is a step above being on Judge Judy for notoriety. They get multimillion contracts akin to NFL contracts
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:41 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:They get multimillion contracts akin to NFL contracts Also, NHL contracts have guaranteed salary, in NFL contracts the salaries are non-guaranteed. Laderhan fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Apr 16, 2016 |
# ? Apr 16, 2016 15:49 |
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Considering the speed of the game, I've always found hockey boring. Kind of weird since I've a bunch of friends that really love it and keep trying to get me into it. Also, from my understanding, I thought the hockey-goon was already becoming a thing of the past. I hear the game is faster and more technical now.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:13 |
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Fire Barrel posted:Considering the speed of the game, I've always found hockey boring. Kind of weird since I've a bunch of friends that really love it and keep trying to get me into it. Also, from my understanding, I thought the hockey-goon was already becoming a thing of the past. I hear the game is faster and more technical now. you can't be technical if youre laying on the ice, that's why there will always be some kind of goon
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:16 |
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Marvin Freeman posted:don't sign your thread titties fixed that's how I read it
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 16:18 |
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GO KINGS GO!
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:45 |
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notZaar posted:You know why black guys don't play hockey Because it's played on frozen water?
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:46 |
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*Official blows whistle to suspend play in a completely mundane fashion* *Player throws an awkward poorly timed punch at an opposing team's player* *Mob of people on the ice flailing against each other for 30 seconds* *For the next 5 minutes everyone on the ice just kind of grabs each others jerseys while yelling "gently caress"* *Officials spend an additional five minutes determining how to distribute penalties* "No way to prevent this," says sport where this routinely happens.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 17:56 |
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i like the part where they play hockey
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:04 |
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I miss Tie Domi.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:09 |
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it can be okay
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:19 |
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Idiot Kicker posted:I miss Tie Domi. I hate Tie Domi
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 18:20 |