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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

a hole-y ghost posted:

As we said before his jokes are GBS-edgy level but we don't like him.

He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to run a pretty successful scam.

I guess it's like seeing your own reflection for most goons, aside from being successful.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Colonel Cancer posted:

GBS caring about these tepid jokes, lol. You do realize that the mainstream reaction of a site that proudly posts 9/11 jokes on main page among other things would be 100% the same, right?

Actually pretending to be a rapist pedophile is one of the few ways you can get banned here. Either that or they make you a mod

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to run a pretty successful scam.

I guess it's like seeing your own reflection for most goons, aside from being successful.

no seriously how much money did you spend on pretend spaceships

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to
...pay you handsomely for BEING A loving SHILL? :crossarms:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

Actually pretending to be a rapist pedophile is one of the few ways you can get banned here. Either that or they make you a mod

:perfect:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




some people are big pedo fans here i see

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ryoshi posted:

no seriously how much money did you spend on pretend spaceships

I assume he is one of those shill accounts they were talking about

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Mange Mite posted:

I assume he is one of those shill accounts they were talking about

if so he is not a very good one

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I want to see a huge ciggy boy ban spree. if nothing else we'll clean up a bunch of lovely 2015 and 2016 posters

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to run a pretty successful scam.

I guess it's like seeing your own reflection for most goons, aside from being successful.

Yeah, there's no loving way I have or will ever see this when I look in the mirror.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

*runs into thread, drenched in sweat, fat rolls jiggling like the ocean on a windy day*

guys! GUYS!

*huff puff*

did you know

*gasp, gasp*

that being a pedophile and stalking a newscaster

*holds up finger to wait a minute while catching breath ends up lying on the pavement in a puddle of their own lardsweat*

is exactly like making jokes?!!!?!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

a hole-y ghost posted:

...pay you handsomely for BEING A loving SHILL? :crossarms:

He promised me a spaceship so I can finally go home and see my family.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Jesus, but he doubled in size from that "teen burger" picture to the couch struggle gif.

A heart transplant clocks in at around 2,000,000$, but Star Citizen has plenty of funds.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ryoshi posted:

*runs into thread, drenched in sweat, fat rolls jiggling like the ocean on a windy day*

guys! GUYS!

*huff puff*

did you know

*gasp, gasp*

*holds up finger to wait a minute while catching breath ends up lying on the pavement in a puddle of their own lardsweat*

Eat fresh

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ryoshi posted:

*runs into thread, drenched in sweat, fat rolls jiggling like the ocean on a windy day*

guys! GUYS!

*huff puff*

did you know

*gasp, gasp*

that being a pedophile and stalking a newscaster

*holds up finger to wait a minute while catching breath ends up lying on the pavement in a puddle of their own lardsweat*

is exactly like making jokes?!!!?!
He can't run. Immersion shattered.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

a hole-y ghost posted:

He can't run. Immersion shattered.

fuuuuuuuck drat :(

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

a hole-y ghost posted:

He can't run. Immersion shattered.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

imagine I said "waddles laboriously"

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Here's a photo of Ben's bedroom he posted up for us.



Open it full size and see what kind of cool things you can find.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

he can't really have a framed picture of her can he

that's gotta be shopped

fakedit: im the children's airplane curtains

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Ryoshi posted:

he can't really have a framed picture of her can he

that's gotta be shopped

fakedit: im the children's airplane curtains

Did you even look at his website? The link is in his tweet in the OP.

Go check out the section on the TV lady.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

spacetoaster posted:

Here's a photo of Ben's bedroom he posted up for us.



Open it full size and see what kind of cool things you can find.



does he still live with his mother??


spacetoaster posted:

Here's Ben with the CEO's wife.



i guarantee that dude jacks off thinking about her

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Select, zoom, enhance



According to the exif data, he was 26 and about to start work at a school. He stopped collecting the box sets when the cast reached ~16.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?










i worked at a local tv station and we had to post up pictures of the patheticreepy guys who stalked the female anchors, so we knew to keep an eye out and call the police if they sniffed around the studio

i always thought like if you were going to have a fixation on a celeb at least swing for the fences like hinkley and go for one who appeared in a major work of cinema rather than the sheboygan channel 12 6pm anchor. idk maybe it's the air of attainability going local gives the fantasy

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

spacetoaster posted:

Did you even look at his website? The link is in his tweet in the OP.

Go check out the section on the TV lady.

yeah I saw the section but framing a photo somehow flipped the switch from "creepy stalker who should be in jail" to










well I guess there's no real switch because I sill think the same thing but it's really really really gross and weird

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Otisburg posted:

i always thought like if you were going to have a fixation on a celeb at least swing for the fences like hinkley and go for one who appeared in a major work of cinema rather than the sheboygan channel 12 6pm anchor. idk maybe it's the air of attainability going local gives the fantasy

Debbie Gonzalez from Action 16 News doesn't have an entourage, bodyguards or people with cameras (besides the stalker) following her. But, yes, being physically close helps psychologically as well.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

lol the baby airplane curtain

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

spacetoaster posted:

Here's a photo of Ben's bedroom he posted up for us.



I thought you were joking at first

I don't know what to believe anymore.

I need an adult.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Fat, awkward, creepy, stalker is a pedophile News at 10:00.
Probably was IRC buds with Jared

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Is there a brief description of what's going on here?

I know that star citizen is a crowdfunded thing that's missing all its deadlines, but who is Derek smart, why are goons so involved to the point that they try to infiltrate the forums, why is this fat gently caress not dead in his own filth?

So many questions

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Not all fat awkward creepy stalkers are pedos. When I was manic I kept my attentions focused on women my own age, and do in my normal mind as well. We fat awkward creepy stalkers don't want him.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Microwaves Mom posted:

Fat, awkward, creepy, stalker is a pedophile News at 10:00.
Probably was IRC buds with Jared

he doesn't need the reminder about the news, he records it every night to play back in slow motion

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i guarantee that dude jacks off thinking about her



Renegret posted:

I thought you were joking at first

I don't know what to believe anymore.

I need an adult.

None of it is a joke. Just follow the link from his tweet in my OP.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
why is this stickied

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


That's not a massive Portuguese crucifix he's got on, it's a prop from that lovely Wing Commander movie that had nothing to do at all with anything Wing Commander. I don't think he actually ever takes it off.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Enfield posted:

why is this stickied

the PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!!1

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

spacetoaster posted:

Although many think it's true. Here's an analysis by one of our brave goon commandos:

so either people who spend years obsessing over a crappy spaceship game are severely mentally ill and prone to meltdowns or it's all an elaborate false flag operation by paid corporate agents and the crazy sad spaceship mock people are the only ones with their eyes open

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Enfield posted:

why is this stickied

Because he called out LOWTAX on his website. And mentioned how he idolized LOWTAX in his statement about said website.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

spacetoaster posted:

Because he called out LOWTAX on his website. And mentioned how he idolized LOWTAX in his statement about said website.

oh

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Microwaves Mom posted:

Fat, awkward, creepy, stalker is a pedophile News at 10:00.
Probably was IRC buds with Jared

quote:

Very occasionally I have odd blackouts where I can't remember going to bed the night before, and last night was one of those times.

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