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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jon Do posted:

just gonna leave these here


Two by two, hands of Cheetos
(She should run now)

Ryoshi posted:

i never bought into reincarnation until I saw summer glau in this exact same picture with the exact same forced smile and slight variations on thousands of fat disgusting nerds, over and over again, forever

she must have been hitler in another life or something, nobody deserves that

I worked a booth at E3 once and one of the "booth babes" was out and they had to replace her with a serious model who was doing it as a favor, who thought "Oh this can't be much different than a photoshoot can it?"

Holy poo poo it was both tragically sad and hilarious to watch her reaction as drunk E3 goers (many international that didn't really speak English) kept wanting pictures taken and got their sweaty rear end shirts all over her (and more than a few had to be moved along for getting grabby). Pretty sure by the end she would never do another trade show again.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Apr 17, 2016

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Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dark Off posted:

http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=vietnam
http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=minorities
http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=hitler
http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=nigga
http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=jewed
http://trelane.hamtwoslices.net/index.php?query=jews

<Trelane> Sometimes I envy the Japanese. Like, I bet their Ramen is much better than the crappy Ramen we have here. Also, the radiation from Nagasaki and Hiroshima will one day result in the creation of Nipponese Supermen
<LOAF> And they get to have sex with thirteen year olds all the time. Instead of once or twice a month. #21,244

Legions of children worldwide are having sex with 40 year old men. #14,178

You know what I don't get? People who keep complaining that we're killing Iraqi children. These people have clearly never met a foreigner before. #21,156

The shuttle blowing up is the saddest thing ever. Way sadder than the world trade center. The world trade center was full of jerks, whereas the shuttle was full of astronauts. #19,792

Japan invented getting a nuclear bomb dropped on themselves. #20,86

Wait, out of 150 people dead none of them were Americans? That's the worst terrorist attack ever. You'd have to be the unluckiest terrorist in the universe to demolish an entire city block and not kill any Americans. #19,21

:stonk:

As bad as this guy's posts are, I can't help but feel he's 50% :stonk: and 50% Awkward GBS edgy, but that might because I never watched a video with him or know any context around.

I mean I'm having a hard time telling this terrible website apart with 80% of the posts in lawless GBS

Also.. when I saw that newscaster shrine.. I figured the lady was dead. So maybe I have this backwards. 50% of GBS is :stonk:

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You know the real cherry on this thread? What makes it absolutely perfect?

This wasn't a doxing, or a hack, or some smear campaign. The idiot posted this on his twitter proudly. I mean Goddamn, when he found it was still up he should have trashed the site and pretended this poo poo never happened.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Parallax Scroll posted:

thats it, i am NOT buying any more ships after this :colbert:

I bought one ship, an Aurora, when the game was first going live and not a cluster gently caress and a half.

I consider it, now, the price for front row tickets to a three ring circus

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