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Jon Do posted:just gonna leave these here i never bought into reincarnation until I saw summer glau in this exact same picture with the exact same forced smile and slight variations on thousands of fat disgusting nerds, over and over again, forever she must have been hitler in another life or something, nobody deserves that
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 19:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:19 |
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:
jfc why would you record yourself being too fat and worthless to get off a loving couch guys im beginning to think this man may not be an upstanding example of humanity because he can barely loving stand up at all
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 19:38 |
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spacetoaster posted:Cloud Imperium Games actually hired a guy to come defend them on our forums. genuine question here but how hosed up do you have to be to think this obese pedophilic stalker piece of literal garbage is worth not only defending but paying someone to defend for you
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 19:58 |
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hey company that hired this terrible ogre instead of an actual human being: i will do this mans job for his salary and half the salary of the PR yes-man you hired to make him seem like a good employee if you factor in the savings from not needing to deliver donuts to meetings by the ocean-barge-full you really can't afford not to hire me
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:00 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:GBS caring about these tepid jokes, lol. You do realize that the mainstream reaction of a site that proudly posts 9/11 jokes on main page among other things would be 100% the same, right? how much did you spend on imaginary spaceships
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:10 |
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someone help me out here who the gently caress is cig and how are they related to sc, I thought it was all from chris rogers games or whatever the gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:12 |
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spacetoaster posted:Here's Ben with the CEO's wife. thanks but like no seriously what is cig doing? did chris rogers hire them or what
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to run a pretty successful scam. no seriously how much money did you spend on pretend spaceships
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:23 |
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Mange Mite posted:I assume he is one of those shill accounts they were talking about if so he is not a very good one
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:25 |
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*runs into thread, drenched in sweat, fat rolls jiggling like the ocean on a windy day* guys! GUYS! *huff puff* did you know *gasp, gasp* that being a pedophile and stalking a newscaster *holds up finger to wait a minute while catching breath ends up lying on the pavement in a puddle of their own lardsweat* is exactly like making jokes?!!!?!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:27 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:He can't run. Immersion shattered. fuuuuuuuck drat
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:29 |
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imagine I said "waddles laboriously"
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:29 |
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he can't really have a framed picture of her can he that's gotta be shopped fakedit: im the children's airplane curtains
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:37 |
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spacetoaster posted:Did you even look at his website? The link is in his tweet in the OP. yeah I saw the section but framing a photo somehow flipped the switch from "creepy stalker who should be in jail" to well I guess there's no real switch because I sill think the same thing but it's really really really gross and weird
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 20:43 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Fat, awkward, creepy, stalker is a pedophile News at 10:00. he doesn't need the reminder about the news, he records it every night to play back in slow motion
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 21:02 |
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Enfield posted:why is this stickied the PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!!1
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 21:07 |
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guys i assumed kikkelivelwhatever was making jokes there's no way they're serious is there?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 21:38 |
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"lol you thought I obsessively collected thousands of a woman's photos and had one framed in my bedroom because I was CREEPY? lol it was a joke you idiots, lol #puppetmastered"
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 21:41 |
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man when I was a teenager I was doing sick kickflips on a skate board and kissing girls instead of stalking news anchors and eating 7000 calories a day
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 22:05 |
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kikkelivelho posted:I mean that was Ben specifically. Not Chris, not his wife or RSI. I already said that they probably need to let Ben go because of this. "Probably"?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 22:42 |
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lol of course he has a trinitron
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 22:48 |
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kikkelivelho posted:I'm not defending Ben's actions. I'm just annoyed by the fact that people are trying to link this to Chris and his company when no such connection exists. yes hmmmmm how could people possibly conflate this disgusting troll with the person who not only hired him but also entrusted him with being the public persona of their company golly it's a real head scratcher, I just don't know!!!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 22:59 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:That guy's first post in the thread talked about Derek Smart. That should tell you what you need to know about him. his first post was so dumb I legitimately thought he was joking, infact I am still not 100% convinced of his sincerity
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 23:03 |
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Chris Roberts sits in a dimly lit room. Across from him, his new applicant sits in a sagging leather couch. "Hmmm....it seems like everything is in order here..." he states, looking over the applicant's resume. Still, something nags at him. Something is...missing. "Just one more thing. We expect a lot from our community managers. Can you stand up from the couch?" A wave of confusion clouds the applicant's countenance, but they quickly rise to their feet. Too quickly. Chris sighs and waves the applicant out of his sight, disgusted. The search would continue.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 23:07 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:also: Kikkeli Velho i don't know what this is, is this an anime? mods???
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 01:16 |
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is derek smart a good guy or a bad guy i don't speak space moron language
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 01:20 |
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i feel like ive missed so much here - why is it that this game that has missed every deadline it's ever had and is clearly never going to release with half the features promised has become a religion to idiots? dont people that are continually lied to eventually figure it out somehow??
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 02:13 |
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D_Smart posted:He's an rear end in a top hat, but he's our kind of rear end in a top hat. [/quote] wtf how did d smert make nested quotes i thought that poo poo got removed when quotes linking back to posts was implemented
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 15:25 |
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"guys seriously i made literally thousands of racist and pedophilic comments and meticulously archived them alongside gigabytes of pictures of a woman i definitely am *NOT* actually stalking (because she lives in philadelphia now, i have her address and phone number saved but there's too many minorities there to visit) AS A JOKE guys be nice i lost my eye as a kid and that makes all this totally normal and not disgusting at all"
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 06:06 |
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Skoll posted:I'm morbidly curious how and Mrs achieve coitus... Are cranes involved? Or a complicated pulley system? hi congratulations you've won "the grossest post in the thread" prize here's your trophy: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:01 |
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ZenMaster posted:Cross posting from the Star Citizen thread: jesus christ dude take your meds
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:02 |
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that's really really sad
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:18 |
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please do not take my sentiment as an invitation to post elsewhere though, if all you post is sc poo poo you're probably dumb and we don't want to hear it
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 18:19 |
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8 track betamax posted:I'm the growing sense of despair for the human race good news friend, soon you will be able to leave them behind for a fantastic simulation game that spans the stars themselves, it is called star citizen, have you heard of it???
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 19:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 13:19 |
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no they will not posted:I did a little digging myself and have an addendum nice zen master this is funny and cool and your post was creepy and dumb and bad, take notes
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 22:46 |