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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

His best jokes are about cancer

I ended up going to class last night. Which was okayer than I thought. Because my teacher announced she has cancer and is cancelling every class after next week. Sometimes luck just goes my way. #21,083

and kids

You know what I hate? When some kid dies in a car accident people make a little pile of flowers and crap along the road. #20,330

and random shootings

Random sniping is actually pretty great... it's like a big snow day, except stores stay open. There's like nobody at the mall and stuff. And there's probably less of a risk of dying than if you drive around when it's all icy. #19,088

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

spacetoaster posted:

It's all a joke, brother.
You really need to add to the OP that he worked at a school for 5 years and some of his quotes are from that time.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Don't forget the tattoo he's got the other day!



It's a prison tattoo from some WC movie.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

If public embarassment was a sport, I'd be number 1... #427

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

At one point Sandi dumped three crates of donuts on the table in front of Ben & the spouse during their live stream.
Later they edited that bit out from the YT video with a very visible cut.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Better read Wing Commander literature. Here's a sample of the excerpt that came in WCIV box I got ages ago.



Ben grew up on this.

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Sunswipe posted:

Scamdinavian.
Ben's like the only person near the top of that dumpster fire who has no Gizmondo connections. Must miss a lot of in-jokes.

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