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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Star Citizen game developer, & public figurehead, has cool website of jokes
 
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's a fat dumb white guy with lovely humour who managed to run a pretty successful scam.

I guess it's like seeing your own reflection for most goons, aside from being successful.

Yeah, there's no loving way I have or will ever see this when I look in the mirror.
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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Guy Mann posted:

Congratulations, something actually funny came out of Star Citizen for the first time in years and you guys still managed to ruin it with your obsessive fail AIDS.

Harsh criticism from someone who uses the phrase "fail AIDS".

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