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Wear a dishadasha and throw a bag into the elevator, run - sure to scare anyone.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:25
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Apr 18, 2016 19:27
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Uxzuigal posted:Wear a dishadasha and throw a bag into the elevator, run - sure to scare anyone. I'm persian not some oil rich arab douchebag with way too much money, thank you very much. ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 19:28
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the other day a coworker came up to me and asked "hey sal, youre indian, do people usually dip naan bread in something when they eat it" not even wording it like "youre indian, right?" just straight up assuming without question that im from india, which i am not
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Apr 18, 2016 19:29
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alnilam posted:if a rotating mellon pug offered to hold an elevator for me I'd probably be a little nervous too, sorry if that's racist or not "PC" enough for you but that's just the america i grew up in Wow, I'm offended as all hell right now. ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 19:29
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Salmiakki posted:the other day a coworker came up to me and asked "hey sal, youre indian, do people usually dip naan bread in something when they eat it" You ever get people who ask where you're really from when you tell them you were born in wherever you are? I hate those. ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 19:33
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drilldo squirt posted:I'm persian not some oil rich arab douchebag with way too much money, thank you very much. Sorry, try screaming that you are the Prince of Persia, stab them all and turn back time, do it again. This way you could get to scare them tons of times over and over again.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:36
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drilldo squirt posted:You ever get people who ask where you're really from when you tell them you were born in wherever you are? I hate those. yep, its great isnt it
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Apr 18, 2016 19:38
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Salmiakki posted:yep, its great isnt it I'm not a fan personally. ---------------- |
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Apr 18, 2016 19:40
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When I was in the US, as a white person - I got asked all the time where I hailed from.
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Apr 18, 2016 19:58
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beckon to them, say to them "don't be afraid, you can trust me. For I am the one they call Drilldo Squirt"
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Apr 18, 2016 20:05
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i scare white people when i jump out of the elevator going hiya and doing a power ranger move but i'm also white so i don't know what i'm doing wrong
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Apr 19, 2016 00:19
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Apr 19, 2016 00:33
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I usually roll up the windows on my elevator when you get on. |
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Apr 19, 2016 00:42
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I was at a food cart on friday and the guy in front of me was black and he got ID checked for using his card, then the guy didn't check my ID and charged it and handed it back and I asked, 'Don't you need my ID?' and he was like 'Oh, no, you've been here before right?' and I was like 'No I've never been here.' and he was like 'Oh... then okay, sure.' so he checked it after that but the transaction was already done. Pretty messed up, but the black guy who had been watching just grinned and shook his head then went to his table. My understanding is that this happens constantly everywhere. If I hadn't already paid I would have gone to the next food cart over that looked like it had better food anyway... |
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Apr 19, 2016 00:53
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Salmiakki posted:the other day a coworker came up to me and asked "hey sal, youre indian, do people usually dip naan bread in something when they eat it" well, do they dip or don't they?
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Apr 19, 2016 01:21
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bacalou posted:well, do they dip or don't they? i have no fuckin idea my man, probably
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Apr 19, 2016 01:25
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im at a resturaunt. there is a brown man holding an elevator door for me. nearby, two indian people sit at a table, partaking of a meal. one is dipping with his naan bread, one is not. the dipper has a t-shirt that reads: i might be kurdish. i don't know where kurd is. there are no exits. i begin to sweat in my jordache blue jeans and button down plaid shirt.
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Apr 19, 2016 03:23
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drilldo squirt posted:You ever get people who ask where you're really from when you tell them you were born in wherever you are? I hate those. Salmiakki posted:yep, its great isnt it the worst part about this is that there are a number of polite ways to ask the question they are asking ("what's your family's cultural background" is one i've used) but nah, gotta be a dick to the not-white person even though not-white people are in fact the majority
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Apr 19, 2016 03:30
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bacalou posted:im at a resturaunt. there is a brown man holding an elevator door for me. nearby, two indian people sit at a table, partaking of a meal. one is dipping with his naan bread, one is not. the dipper has a t-shirt that reads: i might be kurdish. i don't know where kurd is. there are no exits. i begin to sweat in my jordache blue jeans and button down plaid shirt.
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Apr 19, 2016 05:17
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I try to be equally scared of white people so as not to seem racist. |
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Apr 19, 2016 07:10
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DeepQantas posted:I try to be equally scared of white people so as not to seem racist. white people are actually terrifying tho |
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Apr 19, 2016 07:24
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I'm not a racialist or anything, but Turku belongs to the turkish |
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Apr 19, 2016 07:33
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anybody can scare white people, but can you scare people white?
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Apr 19, 2016 07:35
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elevators have, like, REALLY HUGE motors so if you can actually hold an elevator you're super-powerful
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Apr 19, 2016 18:46
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BYOB group project: Let's all move into the deep Finnish wilderness and construct a secret complex. Here people of all races will open doors for each other respectfully. If our testing is successful we can start to expand our operation.
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Apr 19, 2016 18:49
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Salmiakki posted:the other day a coworker came up to me and asked "hey sal, youre indian, do people usually dip naan bread in something when they eat it" that's kind of a dumb question to ask even without the other stuff
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Apr 19, 2016 18:49
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Jerry Cotton posted:that's kind of a dumb question to ask even without the other stuff white people dont ask smart questions
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Apr 19, 2016 19:06
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more like fright people
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Apr 19, 2016 19:07
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Apr 19, 2016 19:09
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Vynar posted:BYOB group project: Let's all move into the deep Finnish wilderness and construct a secret complex. Here people of all races will open doors for each other respectfully. If our testing is successful we can start to expand our operation. |
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Apr 19, 2016 19:22
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MrWillsauce posted:more like fright people
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Apr 19, 2016 19:44
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thats a p cool power actually |
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Apr 19, 2016 19:49
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shite people |
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Apr 19, 2016 19:49
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why are they afraid of you holding an elevator open? is there some sort of brown man holding an elevator door open-based terrorism that i don't know about?
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It means you either have to get in the elevator with a brown man or you'll look racist. It's called whitey's dilemma ...and then when you reach bottom floor an arab family comes in and you have to pretend you were going up the whole time or it'll look like you're avoiding them DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Apr 19, 2016 23:30
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it's a special ability of white guys to be able to tell who makes rancid hosed up farts, so i wouldn't take it personally |
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Apr 20, 2016 02:22
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Afro Doug posted:it's a special ability of white guys to be able to tell who makes rancid hosed up farts, so i wouldn't take it personally today i learned I'm not white
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Afro Doug posted:it's a special ability of white guys to be able to tell who makes rancid hosed up farts, so i wouldn't take it personally Wow, like you know what my farts are like. Don't troll please. ---------------- |
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