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http://www.smarttress.com/en/ smart mattress sends a notification to your phone whenever your SO is using it to cheat on you and probably also when they're taking a nap and your large dog jumps up on the bed with them possibly even tells you how fat the other person is so you can make fun of your SO when you break up with them |
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its still leaves so many avenues open. where is the smart couch? the smart bathroom floor? |
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1.0 out of 5 stars Does not work By NiceGuy69 on March 3, 2016 The "Lover Detection Technology" is faulty, because my phone told me the mattress had detected a lover and when I got to the apartment it turned out he was actually a fighter. So now I have a concussion and she told me never to speak to her again and changed her locks. Now I can't even get the mattress back to return it, so not only can I not get my money back but I wasted all that time finding her spare key and sneaking the mattress into her apartment while she was at work. I didn't even get a date out of it. |
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