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this is my new friend the joke whale it is the joke whale's brooding season right now, and i know what you're thinking - who fertilised the joke whale? well, that's not any of your business. what is important is that the muscular-legged young gestating in her fertile whale womb need plenty of nourishment, which i've assured the joke whale she can derive by prowling around byob snapping up all our choice good posts. so far, so good! however, the joke whale is pretty hungry, so there's a pretty good chance she might show up after one of your posts. if she does, you should try to say something funny or useful to placate her. joke whales can be savage if provoked and were responsible for 60% of all human ocean deaths in 2015 (most humans can't tell good jokes while swimming). don't let yourself become a statistic! once her placental layer has adequately thickened she should depart, and hopefully her dozens of strong-legged spawn will remember all their honorary byob aunts and uncles fondly. until then...please gaze in pleasure upon the new friend, the joke whale. thank you. |
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Apr 19, 2016 01:45
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i am not a whaler so am not afraid
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Apr 19, 2016 02:11
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TWIST FIST posted:im not afraid of you I'm afraid of joke whale, it haunts my dreams. ---------------- |
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Apr 19, 2016 02:46
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whale whale whale what do we have 'ere
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I like Joke Whale, but as I'm never funny I don't fear her.
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Apr 19, 2016 03:31
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we're gonna have a whale of a time with this I really think this thread has legs
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MrWillsauce posted:we're gonna have a whale of a time with this if you look carefully it's the whale that has legs.
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boy, i can't wait for the funny jokes to start happening. i am picturing it even as i type, with my faculty of imagination. it is great. "thar she blows!" i'll say, and chuckle more at my own lame joke than at the good ones i was reading. wow.
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"thar she blows" could be a double entendre, feel free to use it and no need to credit me, it's for the whales |
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Bitter, half-crazed, Drilldo Squirt relies on a joke-whalebone prosthesis to get around. Was the middle of Appreciation Month when the whale was not appeased, and took his leg. |
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Apr 19, 2016 18:02
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the joke whale sings the planet's deepest, longest, and most beautiful novelty songs.
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joke_explainer posted:Bitter, half-crazed, Drilldo Squirt relies on a joke-whalebone prosthesis to get around. Was the middle of Appreciation Month when the whale was not appeased, and took his leg.
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Got a whale of a tale to tell ya, lads A whale of a tale or two 'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved On nights like this with the moon above A whale of a tale, and it's all true I swear by my tattoo |
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btw i'm the deadbeat father of the joke whale's brood, in case anyone was wondering
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meet my friend Queerqueg |
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call me swishmael, for my skills at ball
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MrWillsauce posted:btw i'm the deadbeat father of the joke whale's brood, in case anyone was wondering came here to post this but now i'm concerned i've been the victim of a meme - I R L!!
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MrWillsauce's cruel and degrading impressions of Miracle Whale need to s t o p. none of us thinks very highly of his conduct obviously, and yes the "im Miracle Whale the deadbeat father of the joke whale's funny brood" meme is fairly good, but thats no reason to sink to his level |
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i cannot begrudge a person their memes. sometimes memes are the only reason i get out of bed in the morning. sometimes pepe is the only one who "gets me" and i think we've all been there
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save the whales
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I didn't meme to hurt anyone's feelings bazinga
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MrWillsauce posted:bazinga I heard if you ever say or type this the giant mushroom from dark souls turns up and punches you 10 feet back |
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I can confirm it is just an urban legend
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lmbo calrissian posted:I heard if you ever say or type this the giant mushroom from dark souls turns up and punches you 10 feet back he's actually been taking anger management, he's made a lot of progress!
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JOKE WHALE HOLY GRAIL
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TWIST FIST posted:JOKE WHALE HOLY GRAIL lol |
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id make a whale joke but thatd be orcaward youre whalecome
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its been almost a week and thetre has been no sign of any whales. i knew this was an empty threat
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TWIST FIST posted:its been almost a week and thetre has been no sign of any whales. i knew this was an empty threat in fact, there has already been a casualty. let us have a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.
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gently caress joke whales I'm glad they're endangered honestly
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MrWillsauce posted:gently caress joke whales I'm glad they're endangered honestly the funniest joke i know is a harpoon to the blowhole
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call me Captan Ahahahab
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Apr 24, 2016 04:40
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don't do it, sam. trust me
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why haven't i seen this whale anywhere 
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LordVonEarlDuke posted:i seen the whale I knew it, somethin about a whale with legs just didn't add up
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