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MiracleWhale posted:

I knew it, somethin about a whale with legs just didn't add up

thats the joke

its a joke whale

# ? Apr 24, 2016 10:12

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:09

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Android Blues posted:

this is my new friend the joke whale

it is the joke whale's brooding season right now, and i know what you're thinking - who fertilised the joke whale? well, that's not any of your business. what is important is that the muscular-legged young gestating in her fertile whale womb need plenty of nourishment, which i've assured the joke whale she can derive by prowling around byob snapping up all our choice good posts. so far, so good!

however, the joke whale is pretty hungry, so there's a pretty good chance she might show up after one of your posts. if she does, you should try to say something funny or useful to placate her. joke whales can be savage if provoked and were responsible for 60% of all human ocean deaths in 2015 (most humans can't tell good jokes while swimming). don't let yourself become a statistic! once her placental layer has adequately thickened she should depart, and hopefully her dozens of strong-legged spawn will remember all their honorary byob aunts and uncles fondly. until then...please gaze in pleasure upon the new friend, the joke whale. thank you.

that's a whale of a tale XD

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 11:13

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Celluloid Sam posted:

Knock knock

who's there?

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 19:31

SIDS Vicious

shinmai posted:

who's there?

Joke whale

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:10

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Celluloid Sam posted:

Joke whale

~~Joke whale who?~~
Why hello there Joke whale, how's it going buddy?

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:13

SIDS Vicious

Joke whale died on the way back to his home planet

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:15

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Celluloid Sam posted:

Joke whale died on the way back to his home planet

Say it ain't so :negative:

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:24

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

it's a joe (garcia) quail

a JOE QUAIL

hi how are you ♥

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:24

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Saint Isaias Boner posted:

it's a joe (garcia) quail

a JOE QUAIL

I enjoy your highbrow wordplay and hope that joke whale is indeed okay, what with all the whalers out there

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:27

SIDS Vicious

He's dead I'm sorry

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

whales are like large salmon that swim upstream to spawn and then die

or so i am told

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:31

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Celluloid Sam posted:

He's dead I'm sorry

2016 just keeps getting sadder and sadder

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:35

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wait a minute....

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# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:36

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Android Blues posted:

however, the joke whale is pretty hungry, so there's a pretty good chance she might show up after one of your posts.

Celluloid Sam posted:

He's dead I'm sorry

_{thanks Matoi Ryuko}

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:38

SIDS Vicious

I'm found out *runs away*

# ? Apr 24, 2016 20:43

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# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:34

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Joke whale's got thick skin and an elastic heart

# ? Apr 25, 2016 04:46

MrWillsauce

the joke whale is no longer stickied and her thread has fallen to the second page. What's the deal, joke whale? I didn't mean those harsh things I said even though you ATE ME. I hope you're okay

sincerely,
mrwillsauce

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:01

MrWillsauce

ps take an antacid or something your stomach acid burns

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:01

Android Blues

the joke whale, having initially plumed across the water like at the end of free willy, is now lurking in the shallows like at the midway point of Jaws

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:05

MrWillsauce

It's been so long since I saw Jaws that I forgot Jaws was a whale

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:07

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

I'm Norwegian, we eat whales, and everyone hates us for it. Cannot say I've eaten joke whale though. Anyways, Android Blues' friend, so I shall refrain from it.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:23

MrWillsauce

lol can you imagine free willy if willy was a giant shark

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:25

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MrWillsauce posted:

lol can you imagine free willy if willy was a giant shark

Best movie, ever.

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:34

social vegan

free willy nilly

# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:02

bean mom

you fools, dont you realize....

the joke whale is free!!!

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# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:44

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Its like the forums have turned into a modern day Moby Dick

:ssh:

I"m Queequeg

# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:53

social vegan

I'm a sexy boat

# ? Apr 28, 2016 03:08

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

call me THE KRAKEN!!!!!!

# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:52

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Moby Dick the Musical: A Real Thing

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# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:05

MrWillsauce

I remember I was listening to conservative AM radio and they were talking about that moby dick movie and I remember they were really funny and stupid but I forget exactly what they said. They quite liked it. It was christmas time, and the first ad after the show implored me to send a "bible stick" to a serviceman overseas this christmas. it's like a stick that reads verses from the bible or something. I kind of want one out of curiosity. Maybe I should join the army.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 08:16

social vegan

you call that a whale? hah what is this sea dwarf planet

# ? Apr 28, 2016 12:20

big black turnout

social vegan posted:

I'm a sexy boat

sounds like somebody needs a paddlin

# ? Apr 28, 2016 15:53

cuntman.net

i killed the joke whale

# ? Apr 28, 2016 19:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

the oil lamps of byob will burn bright tonight

# ? Apr 28, 2016 19:25

MrWillsauce

I krilled the joke whale

# ? Apr 28, 2016 19:44

MrWillsauce

oh my god it's a new month what will become of the joke whale when she loses her power to EAT PEOPLE AND LEAVE PERMANENT MARKS ON THEIR RAPSHEETS SO THEY CAN NEVER RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE IN THEIR LIFE

# ? May 1, 2016 05:33

symbolic

MrWillsauce posted:

oh my god it's a new month what will become of the joke whale when she loses her power to EAT PEOPLE AND LEAVE PERMANENT MARKS ON THEIR RAPSHEETS SO THEY CAN NEVER RUN FOR PUBLIC OFFICE IN THEIR LIFE

maybe if someone actually made a good knock-knock joke...

# ? May 1, 2016 05:36

MrWillsauce

there's no such thing as a good knock knock joke and you know it!

# ? May 1, 2016 05:38

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# ? May 5, 2024 09:09

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the squid is getting fat!

MrWillsauce posted:

there's no such thing as a good knock knock joke and you know it!

knock knock

# ? May 1, 2016 05:47

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