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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

I really like the "freedom isn't free" sticker next to the "taxed enough" sticker, it really speaks to me, an complete moron.

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
wow gee I thought I'd lived in the south long enough to not be shocked by classless bumper stickers but "I have a dream too" next to a picture of the confederate flag is uh, that's pretty bad.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I have a dream (that slavery will make a comeback)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jim Barris posted:

wow gee I thought I'd lived in the south long enough to not be shocked by classless bumper stickers but "I have a dream too" next to a picture of the confederate flag is uh, that's pretty bad.

It's the best one there imo

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
that whole vehicle is just a gem

Opulent Ceremony
Feb 22, 2012

ghlbtsk posted:

Everything more than 50 miles from the coast may as well be Idaho.

Is this as the crow flies or driving, need to know to find out if I'm in Idaho

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Opulent Ceremony posted:

Is this as the crow flies or driving, need to know to find out if I'm in Idaho

you're in idaho if you have a conversation where a white person is inexplicably racist against the basques or distrustful towards mormons. or is mormon, possibly. in that third instance get in your car and drive away asap because they may have put some mormonizing agents in your food/water.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Grand Prize Winner posted:

you're in idaho if you have a conversation where a white person is inexplicably racist against the basques or distrustful towards mormons. or is mormon, possibly. in that third instance get in your car and drive away asap because they may have put some mormonizing agents in your food/water.

Stick to bourbon and coffee. You'll be safe.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

DemeaninDemon posted:

Stick to bourbon and coffee. You'll be safe.

Whatevee you do do not eat the jello

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Duuuh,

I put my torque wrench on the wall next to my coping saw and crescent wrench. That's where I keep all my tools that I don't know how to use.

Duuuuuuuuuhhhh.

What a fuckin' jackass. You look like a baby dick with your dumbass wall.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Dave_Indeed posted:

Duuuh,

I put my torque wrench on the wall next to my coping saw and crescent wrench. That's where I keep all my tools that I don't know how to use.

Duuuuuuuuuhhhh.

What a fuckin' jackass. You look like a baby dick with your dumbass wall.

Babys first torque wrench next to the putty knife. Isnt that how its supposed to be?

Im the new in wrapper pinetree air freshener.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

What kind of scrub doesn’t use a click type torque wrench? Otherwise, I don't see the issue with someone liking caffeine and dirt bikes.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

energy drinks are for the poor and or trashy

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

kazr posted:

energy drinks are for the poor and or trashy

in a world where meth exists, i would say energy drinks are for the more respectable white trash

tomatoes and shit
Sep 17, 2015

Irradiation posted:

But but but that poor waitress in Bethesda, MD.

context please

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Chubbs posted:

DID SOMEONE SAY BUMPER STICKERS?





Of course it's from Alabama and of course it's got a confederate license plate. I'm surprised it's not on a more stereotypically American ride, like a mid-90s F-150.

spacetoaster posted:

Trashy white shirt.



*looks at user text*

*shakes head in slow, disapproving fashion*

90s Solo Cup has a new favorite as of 16:42 on May 2, 2016

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer
So, uh, there's a White Trash Dating site and there appear to be 4 women and 9 men on it. In total.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

fakiebeanplant posted:

context please

Someone posted a photo album that some non-American made that i guess was trying to show not well off people and one of the pictures was a waitress in Bethesda.

Bethesda is spoiled white girl capital of the world.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Chubbs posted:

So, uh, there's a White Trash Dating site and there appear to be 4 women and 9 men on it. In total.

Let's turn this into the next Reaganbook.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

I am the AM radio antenna, hung for presumable use.

idc_ur_gay
May 2, 2016

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcDy8HEg1QY

:-D

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

how else is he going to listen to right wing talk radio

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

You cant tell the right pickup is his company truck, because it isn't plastered in stickers.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Ah Jastiger looking at a completely not-related-to-the-South thread, and holy poo poo all of the most identifiable poo poo is from the South. God dammit.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

white trash identify with the south regardless of location and will display the regalia of it

confederate flags in NJ and NY etc

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Jastiger posted:

Ah Jastiger looking at a completely not-related-to-the-South thread, and holy poo poo all of the most identifiable poo poo is from the South. God dammit.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

:negative:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
being white trash pwns

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Jastiger posted:

Ah Jastiger looking at a completely not-related-to-the-South thread, and holy poo poo all of the most identifiable poo poo is from the South. God dammit.









ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


haha

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774432

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





This post reminded me that Scott Weiland is dead and now I'm sad. :(

ausgezeichnet
Sep 18, 2005

In my country this is definitely not offensive!
Nap Ghost

I think I went to Iowa State with their white trash parents. From Gilbert. Go Tigers.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

This post reminded me that Scott Weiland is dead and now I'm sad. :(

big fan of lovely music?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004



just posing my toddler and infant with the corpse of this turkey I killed

can't wait til next year when I bring em on the hunt!!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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bradzilla posted:



just posing my toddler and infant with the corpse of this turkey I killed

can't wait til next year when I bring em on the hunt!!

the children are not head-to-toe covered in camo, nor are they holding loaded weapons, 5/10 on the trash scale, sry

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

bradzilla posted:



just posing my toddler and infant with the corpse of this turkey I killed

can't wait til next year when I bring em on the hunt!!

Father-son bonding, definitely white trash.

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset
Those kids don't look anything but happy and wild turkey is really loving delicious. Most game is. I'd probably give some white trash fucknob a go if he brought over half a deer and didn't speak.

leave the offerings on my porch and ascend the steps, dear white trash menfolk

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
When I was a kid, my neighbor Jeff (he was in his 30's) would call me on the phone and rock me into coming over. Because they had done their own renovations, their front door was inside the garage. When I would get there he'd have a freshly killed deer hanging in his garage to drain out. He'd have cut out the butthole, and he'd chase me all the way back to my house throwing the butthole at me. One time I screamed and it went in my mouth.

I still can't figure out why I kept falling for it and going over.

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