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FactsAreUseless posted:*tweets twice daily* I'm the Flinstones bird that says "ot's a living" haha
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I'm going to spend the next hour approving internal e-mails while adding paragraphs explaining which hashtags we encourage our employees to use over the next few weeks.
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I'm leading a steering committee on setting up a new internal social media network for employees. Despite having $500k to spend on this and sending out weekly status updates to the entire company, the IT guys just work in gyra, the sales guys are all 50 year old smokers with trucker tans, and the office staff are mostly worried that they'll have to have their security badge pic on it. I could afford to pay for sex but I'm so disgusted with myself I cannot imagine the touch of another feeling good. I live in America.
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Jellidelic posted:we'll develop an internal social network to keep clear and accessible lines between all our employess, tell em they'll have freedom if they telecommute. freedom to work from home, in the car, out in the park, wherever! This tool will help our company of ~300 people very quickly identify who can help them solve problems! *quietly deletes all copies of the org chart*
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Command Ant posted:Hello, I am the PR representative of your company, but I am really just a glorified blogger who runs your company's Twitter. I am well into adulthood, but I still act (and post) like I'm in high school. I cannot do anything, including my job, without injecting my childish personal politics into it, and I constantly get into arguments online using your company's profiles. Any time someone complains about your company, its products, or my conduct, I respond with the kind of immaturity that would make a normal adult wince in embarrassment. Hi if you're skinny I will probably want to kiss you
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