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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Hello, I am the PR representative of your company, but I am really just a glorified blogger who runs your company's Twitter. I am well into adulthood, but I still act (and post) like I'm in high school. I cannot do anything, including my job, without injecting my childish personal politics into it, and I constantly get into arguments online using your company's profiles. Any time someone complains about your company, its products, or my conduct, I respond with the kind of immaturity that would make a normal adult wince in embarrassment.

Eventually, my immaturity and terrible judgement will lead to my very public firing. Despite a small group of emasculated Internet losers trying to make a big deal out of this, I will be easily replaced and forgotten.

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