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Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

So the repeated Mossad breakins are just because they're a convenient source of computers, right? But wouldn't it be better to break into a criminal organisation in Washington as they might not only have computers but also have a decent chance of being involved and having a bunch more intel?

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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Crazy Achmed posted:

So the repeated Mossad breakins are just because they're a convenient source of computers, right? But wouldn't it be better to break into a criminal organisation in Washington as they might not only have computers but also have a decent chance of being involved and having a bunch more intel?

Those don't reliably appear every case. I seem to always have MI6 and Mossad in Washington, and then two other organizations that vary between cases.

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

CirclMastr posted:

Those don't reliably appear every case. I seem to always have MI6 and Mossad in Washington, and then two other organizations that vary between cases.

And then you'd have to remember a list of which ones have good layouts, and which ones suck. As opposed to simply going "Rent time, Mossad!" every month.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Yeah, I think it just turned out Mossad had a decent layout on the current profile and they have set, always visible office locations in Washington and Tel Aviv, at minimum. MI6 is always going to have an office in Washington as well. Their floor plans/contents get randomly generated when you create a new agent, right?

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Pvt.Scott posted:

Their floor plans/contents get randomly generated when you create a new agent, right?

Yeah. I just made a new one to confirm and had a completely different Mossad building in Washington.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of the Treasury Building featuring bunnyofdoom

I have the best luck whenever I have a guest.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
I still say the mastermind is a teapot

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
She should really ditch the hat, because any secret spy with access to the manual knows which organisation she's with. :colbert:

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

I just bagged another mastermind and upped the difficulty to Regional as things seemed to be getting pretty humdrum. I dig the increased electronics/crypto/lack of clues difficulty, but the step up in combat is huge. Enemies seem to move at double speed through the building, their quckdraw time is incredibly good, and I think I've ended 3 runs now by eating a stun grenade to the face. I think it's time to make a new character with more points in combat.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Crazy Achmed posted:

I just bagged another mastermind and upped the difficulty to Regional as things seemed to be getting pretty humdrum. I dig the increased electronics/crypto/lack of clues difficulty, but the step up in combat is huge. Enemies seem to move at double speed through the building, their quckdraw time is incredibly good, and I think I've ended 3 runs now by eating a stun grenade to the face. I think it's time to make a new character with more points in combat.

If you aren't maxing combat, you aren't ready for Regional.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of Willie the Pen featuring bunnyofdoom

Who the gently caress is Willie the Pen?

Quiet Python
Nov 8, 2011
I think the lady in the fancy hat leads UnionCorsique, but It's been a while since I played this game.

Max's code name should be "Boomerang" because he kept coming back to Washington throughout this last case.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Oh, don't get me wrong, the rest of Regional is just fine. Rolled a new character today with the skill point I had in electronics shifted to boost combat instead, and I got a clean sweep plus the mastermind on my second case. That extra skill point in combat really makes all the difference, without it I can't seem to consistently win a quickdraw against the guards without setting off the alarm. Do you normally wait for them to enter the room before hitting fire, or do you do it by timing and press the button before they appear on screen?
Also the second CIA double I got on that case gave me no less than FIVE red herring clues when I accused him, nothing related to the case at all. What an rear end in a top hat.

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

CirclMastr posted:

The Case of Willie the Pen featuring bunnyofdoom

Who the gently caress is Willie the Pen?

Riverboat casinos are a thing.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Other Case of the Treasury Building

I won't lie the CIA basically funds a vacation for me this video.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

I'm slowly catching up on your videos, but in the meantime: take that, Regional difficulty! Breaking in and just nicking items from the enemy agents seems to be really powerful, I did it twice in this game once - on the blueprints and once on the alarm bypass so as not to break the plot prematurely, and the extra time it gave me paid off in spades.

What really made this one was that I wasn't originally going for the mastermind - at the end of the case a researcher I'd just turned had gone and stolen some blueprints again, so I figured I had about a day or two to do poo poo while I waited for her to reach the trigger where she usually passes them off to the next guy (ending the case as he was arrested). I broke into the local Union Corsique to see if I could dig up the mastermind's location for the next mission and OH SNAP she's in the building. Came back in with the patented CirclMastr mastermind-catching loadout, and had just enough time afterwards to nab the courier, who I was missing any info on whatsoever.
I'll have to see if my luck holds...

[edit]Not so much. Next mission, I get zero double agents from rotten floor safe luck (in the few buildings that even had them). Arrested like 3 people.

Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Nov 6, 2016

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Willie the Pen is actually a notorious international rare animal smuggler. They call him the (Animal)Pen because, well... have you ever seen a man insert a fully grown tiger into his anus and then just stroll through customs? I have, because I saw Willie do it.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Other Case of Willie the Pen

Pvt.Scott posted:

Willie the Pen is actually a notorious international rare animal smuggler. They call him the (Animal)Pen because, well... have you ever seen a man insert a fully grown tiger into his anus and then just stroll through customs? I have, because I saw Willie do it.

If you saw him do it, why didn't you report it to the authorities?

EclecticTastes
Sep 17, 2012

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."

CirclMastr posted:

The Other Case of Willie the Pen


If you saw him do it, why didn't you report it to the authorities?

Snitches get stitches, man. Of course, the Willie the Pen from this case is a different Willie the Pen. This guy's a master forger, he replaced all his blood with ink, so he can do it anywhere, even without writing implements. And he doesn't just forge signatures, he's like a human inkjet printer. I once watched him cut open his palm, wipe it over some blank papers, and produce a flawless set of documents to get through the Berlin Wall, back during the Cold War.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

EclecticTastes posted:

Snitches get stitches, man. Of course, the Willie the Pen from this case is a different Willie the Pen. This guy's a master forger, he replaced all his blood with ink, so he can do it anywhere, even without writing implements. And he doesn't just forge signatures, he's like a human inkjet printer. I once watched him cut open his palm, wipe it over some blank papers, and produce a flawless set of documents to get through the Berlin Wall, back during the Cold War.

Two different Willies the Pen? You don't think they would ever team up, would they?

EclecticTastes
Sep 17, 2012

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."

CirclMastr posted:

Two different Willies the Pen? You don't think they would ever team up, would they?

They already did, that's how they kidnapped the famous albino race horse, The White Devil, by disguising it as a zebra. It takes a real expert to perfectly forge those stripes.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
God I hope they don't take over an island.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of the Chief Drug Investigator

No time to worry about election results, we have to stop an assassination!

Blastinus
Feb 28, 2010

Time to try my luck
:rolldice:
Crap.
Is there a reason why you didn't arrest Jim Jones the instant you spotted him? That little embarrassment was pretty easily avoided.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

bunnyofdoom posted:

God I hope they don't take over an island.

:golfclap:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
That wouldn't be the first time Jim Jones was involved in the assassination of an American official.

bunnyofdoom posted:

God I hope they don't take over an island.

IDGI :(

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Pvt.Scott posted:

That wouldn't be the first time Jim Jones was involved in the assassination of an American official.


IDGI :(

Williethepenisland.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Williethepenisland.

Doh.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of the InterPol Headquarters featuring Blastinus

Will the Curse of the Guest Commentator strike again?

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of the Airbase Passwords

Apparently they need to get a hacker a set of passwords so they can steal a set of passwords.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

CirclMastr posted:

The Case of the Airbase Passwords

Apparently they need to get a hacker a set of passwords so they can steal a set of passwords.

the joke is, the list of passwords was just the word "password"

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Case of the Airbase ID Cards

Someday the chief will promote me, I'm sure of it. Someday... :sigh:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Willing to bet when you get the last mastermind

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

bunnyofdoom posted:

Willing to bet when you get the last mastermind

nah, I don't think even then

it'd be the perfect end to the thread, really

Felinoid
Mar 8, 2009

Marginally better than Shepard's dancing. 2/10

bunnyofdoom posted:

Willing to bet when you get the last mastermind

No, that's just when you discover the 27th mastermind is the chief himself. :tinfoil:

Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum
Alternatively the Chief is 001 so the only way for you to be promoted is to eliminate the current 001.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Well, the improbable happened and I think I just had a game where the recruiting info was actually useful. I was after one last person - the thief trying to steal plutonium from a breeder reactor - with absolutely no info or leads on them other than a few names that appeared a bunch of times. Some aggressive googling got me a rank and a note that said one of them was recruited by the organiser I'd arrested previously and sure enough, they turned out to be the thief I was looking for. Was I just lucky here, or was the recruiting info really an indication that this person wasn't a red herring and was actually in on the plot?

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Other Case of the Airbase Passwords

Posting this on Thursday to celebrate Thanksgiving and not at all because I am coming down with the flu and forgot to upload it yesterday.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The Other Case of the Airbase ID Cards

Pierre Verne is going down! And then four more masterminds are going down! Eventually! And the chief had better promote me at some point!

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Holy poo poo that mastermind grab.

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