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Linnear posted:I ate one. It was just a regular burger. There's some muted spiciness somewhere in the bread, but I can't imagine even the most sheltered meat and potatoes muncher from middle america would find this hot. Bks only everyday gimmick now is "the same sandwich served on a different bun" and it's kind of sad. They try so hard to get people to buy poo poo on that long original chicken sandwich bun
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How can you even taste the difference between fast food burgers? It's all the same. Culver's tastes a tiny bit different because they pour a cup of lard on the patty but that's about the only difference.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 15:45 |
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fast food talk: whats up with all the burger companies doing like a 5 for 5$ or 4 for 4$ or 5 for 4$ i mean im a fan but whats up witht hat
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notZaar posted:How can you even taste the difference between fast food burgers? It's all the same. Culver's tastes a tiny bit different because they pour a cup of lard on the patty but that's about the only difference. Imo fast food burgers usually have a more distinct taste than most restaurant burgers since they all have (probably) a trademark chemical combo of flavors that are supposed to make them stand out. I remember reading something where a guy was at a smell scientist or whatever they're called lab and the guy had jars labeled McDonalds, Burger King etc with their trademark burger smells in them
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Aesop Poprock posted:Imo fast food burgers usually have a more distinct taste than most restaurant burgers since they all have (probably) a trademark chemical combo of flavors that are supposed to make them stand out. I remember reading something where a guy was at a smell scientist or whatever they're called lab and the guy had jars labeled McDonalds, Burger King etc with their trademark burger smells in them This is very true. They have like, scientists, not chefs (don't quote me on this) that try to find the disticntively perfect combo of poo poo to make you crave it. All are different. Get a burger at Applebee's, Chili's, Outback, TGI Fridays, Texas Roadhouse, Red Robin, etc, etc, etc. Their burgers are all the same. Some have a little gimmick, but there are very few noticeable differences in taste.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Imo fast food burgers usually have a more distinct taste than most restaurant burgers since they all have (probably) a trademark chemical combo of flavors that are supposed to make them stand out. I remember reading something where a guy was at a smell scientist or whatever they're called lab and the guy had jars labeled McDonalds, Burger King etc with their trademark burger smells in them So is there a smell scientist for farts as well? Perhaps they are engineering a way for people to fart out these fast food smells so others will crave the same thing the farter ate.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 17:43 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:fast food talk: whats up with all the burger companies doing like a 5 for 5$ or 4 for 4$ or 5 for 4$ It's called a price threshold. $5 footlongs was a huge hit for Subway along with dollar menus. Also regular menu combo meals used to average like $5 a decade or so ago prior to inflation.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:16 |
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Wamdoodle posted:So is there a smell scientist for farts as well? Perhaps they are engineering a way for people to fart out these fast food smells so others will crave the same thing the farter ate. lol fart scientist is a real thing but it turns out they've cured cancer so in your face all other scientists! http://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/757/Scientists-Say-Smelling-Farts-Prevents-Cancer
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:19 |
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Wamdoodle posted:So is there a smell scientist for farts as well? Perhaps they are engineering a way for people to fart out these fast food smells so others will crave the same thing the farter ate. Trying to engineer a fart smell is probably like trying to predict the weather next year.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:19 |
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OctoberBlues posted:PICTURES Nice job covering up your face wouldnt want your enemies discovering your secrete identity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:49 |
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yah its 2016 when are we going to drop the whole "dont show my face on the internet" facade?
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:50 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yah its 2016 when are we going to drop the whole "dont show my face on the internet" facade? When goons stop being creepy weirdos, so probably never I guess.
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i believe in you
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 18:56 |
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Smash it Smash hit posted:yah its 2016 when are we going to drop the whole "dont show my face on the internet" facade? There are literally several offsite forums that scour threads for personal information so they can invest way too much time in uncovering mundane details of the lives of people they don't like so it kind of makes sense.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 19:01 |
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ArbitraryC posted:There are literally several offsite forums that scour threads for personal information so they can invest way too much time in uncovering mundane details of the lives of people they don't like so it kind of makes sense. oh word? octoberblues is a pretty milktoast poster i feel like he is safe. yep
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 19:08 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:lol fart scientist is a real thing but it turns out they've cured cancer so in your face all other scientists! I want my business cards to say "Fart Scientist" maybe even "Head Fart Scientist"
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 19:22 |
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Oh man, my stomach is loving purging itself right now. I can usually handle crap food, so I think it must be the massive amount of food coloring rather than the food itself, but really bad, terrible things are happening.
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OctoberBlues posted:Oh man, my stomach is loving purging itself right now. I can usually handle crap food, so I think it must be the massive amount of food coloring rather than the food itself, but really bad, terrible things are happening. Be sure to give full details of any discoloration. No photo proof though. That's just gross.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 20:25 |
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Wamdoodle posted:Be sure to give full details of any discoloration. No photo proof though. That's just gross. Well Wamdoodle, I've been pissing red liquid out my rear end all day long.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 20:43 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Well Wamdoodle, I've been pissing red liquid out my rear end all day long. And yet you did so that the rest of don't have to. You did good.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 20:50 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Well Wamdoodle, I've been pissing red liquid out my rear end all day long. Noice!
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 21:24 |
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kinda wish my city had a freakin taco bell but we dont wtf
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 21:37 |
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numberoneposter posted:kinda wish my city had a freakin taco bell haha this is cute as hell you think you live in a city
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 21:44 |
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Chinatown posted:haha this is cute as hell
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 21:51 |
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i ate one of these at the mall the other day and didn't have any anal problems on the exit. pussy rear end digestive systems ITT also the new Wendy's jalapeno burger is loving delicious and three times spicier than this whopper
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 21:55 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:i ate one of these at the mall the other day and didn't have any anal problems on the exit. pussy rear end digestive systems ITT How about you eat four and check back with me tough guy.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 22:05 |
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OctoberBlues posted:How about you eat four and check back with me tough guy. i will, and when i do it will look like this
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 22:07 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:i will, and when i do it will look like this Well, probably more like this:
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 22:19 |
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Hahaha, well done.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 02:51 |
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Ibogaine posted:And yet you did so that the rest of don't have to. You did good.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 02:58 |
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My girlfriend got the jalapeño fresco chicken thing from Wendy's with ghost pepper sauce and I tried a bite and it's pretty dang spicy for fast food would recommend for actual angry rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 02:59 |
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deep fried flour tortilla is honestly kind of nasty so i don't like chalupas or chimichangas or quesalupas or whatever
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:20 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:This is very true. They have like, scientists, not chefs (don't quote me on this) that try to find the disticntively perfect combo of poo poo to make you crave it. All are different. I always thought Dairy Queen's burgers tasted the most like actual hamburgers, as in the kind of burgers you'd make at home from ground beef grilled on your own grill. They're still garbage loaded with corn syrup and chemicals but at least they taste like real food.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 03:48 |
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OctoberBlues posted:PICTURES The most crime riddenest Burger King in Colorado, I hope DPD finally arrested that bum who was just simmering with anger and would explode with rage if you even made a passing glance at him. Chubby's is less than a block away and the heat from their sauce burns my lips and my rear end in a top hat in a beautiful way that I don't think I can live without. Mexican hamburger and smothered tots for life.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:02 |
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Please don't forget that if your poop is bright bright red it is merely the copious amounts of red dye, or possibly the burger was so angry it perforated your colon
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:36 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:I will eat any fast food thing if goons pay for it
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 09:33 |
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Is it normal for your burps to still taste like angriest whoppers 36 hours of eating them? Are they just sitting in my stomach rotting?
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 15:19 |
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OctoberBlues posted:Is it normal for your burps to still taste like angriest whoppers 36 hours of eating them? Are they just sitting in my stomach rotting? Likely some of them are still chilling you ate 3 pounds of burger King
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 16:19 |
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top 5 best fast food ~5$ packages by ( yum/money ) 1. Cook out Tray ( get a burger and two corndogs as side gently caress yea) 2. Hardees 5 dollar box thing ( gives you options but no curly fries so gently caress you) 3. Wendys 4 for $4 ( cheapest and get nugs/burg/fries/drink ) 4. Churches 5 dollar big box 5. Burger King 5 for $4 ( you would think would be better cause you get a cookie too but idk their food is gross)
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OctoberBlues posted:Is it normal for your burps to still taste like angriest whoppers 36 hours of eating them? Are they just sitting in my stomach rotting? It means you're bad at eating, which is surprising from a man who willingly consumed 2.97 gross lbs of Burger King.
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