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JediTalentAgent posted:If 2016 gets any worse, Tupac, Andy Kaufman, Bruce Lee and DB Cooper are all going to have to come out of hiding and admit they've all been alive for years just to offset some of this. what about elvis?
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. I do feel bad for the guy cause I've seen him like talk once so I know its a real person and then now I have mental image of him screaming no over and over holding his dead wifes body in like total panic despair screaming . I feel bad about that and yea I don't know him at all
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Apr 23, 2016 04:20
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I know how he feels, my cat died recently.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:21
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. I certainly wouldn't feel bad about it if something happened to you
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Apr 23, 2016 04:21
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Boywhiz88 posted:Patton Oswalt went to sleep thinking today couldn't be as big of a bummer as yesterday. today was gonna be great, people were going to see his new special. He was probably going to celebrate. Now he has a dead wife and a motherless 7yo daughter.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:21
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. Ha ha I feel nothing! NOTHING!
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Apr 23, 2016 04:24
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. I actually have empathy for people though it doesnt matter who you are losing your spouse would be very hard ):
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Apr 23, 2016 04:25
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. Empathy is powerful. If you had a wife, you would understand.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:25
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. You will never know love as you are a poor degenerate human being
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Apr 23, 2016 04:26
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. surprisingly some people have empathy and can picture themselves in other people's situations you absolutely horrible little turd
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Apr 23, 2016 04:30
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Three Olives has no empathy and is a horrible human being. He loathes people less fortunate than him. He calls the cops on homeless people who aren't doing anything wrong. He wishes he could get his neighbors evicted because he doesn't like the color of their curtains. And then there's this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3124556 So gently caress him, his dog, and his Keurig.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:35
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Coming soon to Salon: "What Patton Oswalt got wrong about grieving for the dead mother of his child"
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Apr 23, 2016 04:37
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Jose Oquendo posted:Three Olives has no empathy and is a horrible human being.  This is a shame because Mrs. Oswald's wife wrote about cold cases, usually murders, and put in hundreds of hours of legitimate useful research. I wonder what will happen to the Golden State killer theory now that she is gone.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:44
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Jfc I used to think the three olives hate was kind of band wagony but but that he's straight up confessed being a sociopath (implying if you do know someone you have to pretend) I'm understanding a lot
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Apr 23, 2016 04:46
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Jfc I used to think the three olives hate was kind of band wagony but but that he's straight up confessed being a sociopath (implying if you do know someone you have to pretend) I'm understanding a lot as someone who has a window adjacent to a pool I can understand his dislike of children causing a ruckus and carrying on and such but you gotta feel bad for someone who lost their partner in life ):
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Apr 23, 2016 04:53
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Nooner posted:as someone who has a window adjacent to a pool I can understand his dislike of children causing a ruckus and carrying on and such but you gotta feel bad for someone who lost their partner in life ): oh jesus i forgot about that. he lives like on the 10th floor and he can barely hear kids in the pool and it infuriates him. he's also a huge hypocrite. he think the suburbs should be dozed over and everyone should live in high rise project style apartments but he rents a house in the suburbs (that his family gave him)
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Apr 23, 2016 04:56
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notZaar posted:I know how he feels, my cat died recently. lol I feel really bad for Oswalt but this was funny also sorry if your cat actually died
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Apr 23, 2016 04:56
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Patton Oswald doesn't deserve this poo poo.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:58
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. I agree. Too bad to be him (and her LOL!), I guess, but I know nothing about these two people. I assume they're rich americans living in some gated community with no homeless people around.
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Apr 23, 2016 04:58
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Can you guys spell his name right please jesus
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Apr 23, 2016 04:59
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Microwaves Mom posted:what about elvis? Madonna is so dying in November.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:00
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Celluloid Sam posted:Can you guys spell his name right please jesus it doesn't matter, he'll now turn into an alcoholic and never work again.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:00
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Fuuuuck.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:08
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Reading all of this hurts my chest. e: wjat does that mean?
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Apr 23, 2016 05:15
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are we entirely sure fatso didn't roll over and smother her?
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Apr 23, 2016 05:17
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Now Patton can smoke weed again, bang a bunch of hot chicks, let his kids do whatever and become junkies/stripperjunkies and just generally live the american dream.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:17
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It's important that the dream begins with the nightmare of you asking where mom is one Friday morning and being told she's dead
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Apr 23, 2016 05:18
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Patton Oswalt is funny and good and I need to watch that special.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:35
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That is sad as hell no matter how you feel about the guy. Think of the kid. I'm guessing she was either the technically-not-an-addict-becuse-she-had-prescriptions kind of person and just depressed her nervous system too much, or it was a random-rear end health thing.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:36
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Rat tat dooty. Picture skeleton gif here okay
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Apr 23, 2016 05:38
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He has at least one kid too, right? How do parents react when they find their spouse dead next to them in the morning, and their children are just down the hall? How do you manage your own grief and shock while trying to remain strong for your kid? An experience I wouldn't wish on anyone 
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Apr 23, 2016 05:39
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:He has at least one kid too, right? a good third of his comedy is about his wife and/or his kid, this is such a loving bummer, I feel bad for the guy.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:42
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i care about this WAY more than prince
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Apr 23, 2016 05:46
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Nice recall. I hope she didn't get raped by the stove the night before.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:50
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. quotin' dis for whatever sort of subpoena SA is gonna get in the landmark legal case "a bunch of stabbed hobos V 3O" i wonder how many people on the forums are sociopaths for reals
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Apr 23, 2016 05:50
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Dave_Indeed posted:I don't hate him because he's an insanely liberal person, I hate him because he's such a oval office about it. he's a liberal? what;s a liberal?
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Apr 23, 2016 05:52
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Jose Oquendo posted:oh jesus i forgot about that. he lives like on the 10th floor and he can barely hear kids in the pool and it infuriates him. Three Olives posted:Why would you leave the babies alive? They are loving annoying and you aren't even allowed to shake them anymore to shut them up.
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Apr 23, 2016 05:57
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:quotin' dis for whatever sort of subpoena SA is gonna get in the landmark legal case "a bunch of stabbed hobos V 3O" everyone
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Three Olives posted:Just FYI if something bad happens to someone you don't know you don't have to feel obligated to pretend to feel bad about it. Give it up. You'll never reclaim your GBS throne, no matter how many tryhard edgy posts you make.
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